Letter from Queen Software - I want to tell you about my impressions after watching the AMIGA demos... After checking out the screenshots from online, I puked! Did they draw on the spot five minutes before the start?

Oberon #03
 We'll be healthy!              
                                          
      This is me, a member of an independent companyQueen
Software Inc., President Bruckinson!  Here
decided to express my opinion about the non-
some independent ideas...                   
                                          
 Well, first of all, I want to address
to the authors OBERON:                        
                                          
   I'm glad that they started
publish a magazine from which you can learn
something new.  I also want to express
give your independent opinion about your
text editor "ZX-WINWORD"...       
                                          
    In general, the editor is good, but in it,
in my opinion, the design is tight (very shameful)
New Latin font! Why couldn't it be
make several different fonts at once?)
It’s quite inconvenient to type text because
poor quality idea with free running
the entire screen with the cursor (for a detailed description -
acceptance of my proposalplease contact MME)
but this disadvantage also has its advantages.
society: FREE CURSOR - IT IS INDEPENDENT!
And there is another suggestion: why not do
Let's set up for the Russian keyboard layout?
Now I’m used to our (Quinn software) non-
dependent keyboard layout and typing now
this text is very bad swearing
words and expressions.  Well, in general
that's all I wanted to tell you.         
                                          
Now I would like to turn to            
                           public:
                                          
     People! I urge you all to be independent
situation and to fight against "MORTOL COMPOTE"!
This is the most stupid organization in RUSSIA.
I'm already [.....] their "disc versions" are cool
old toys with moronic intruxes. I'm in
I generally urge everyone not to do or download
create versions of games UNRESTORED in RUSSIA, and
Roll only branded versions. And if you
really want otRESTORutb game, no
be sure to spoil the branded splash screen and
cover up the entire game with moronic captions
type"RESTORED BY REFRIGERATOR VASYA"... AND
if God put his hands in crookedly, there is no need to
try to redraw the graphics in the game and ve-
send there music that every child has heard
hit more than one platform. And I think that
authors of toys and music are not very happy
It was easy to look for your name in your program. And in
Lately a lot of woodpeckers have appeared,
who like to finish BETA versions of the hotel
high-quality systems (what’s most interesting
- the same system is completed according to
there are a lot of similar morons in line).      
                                          
                                          
 I also want to talk about my impressions
leniyah after viewing AMIG dems:       
                                          
 People! Amiga - SHIT AND SUXX, because
BORN DEAD!  After watching the video glitches with
Amiga 500 (or maybe it was 600) I have a problem
was last year's holiday treat,
and after the Amiga 1200 (it was exactly 1200)
I was rinsed with demidrol and tranquilizers
congestion! This is[....],which also
can't count. All the demos I've seen
- copies of IBMobckux, only I felt-
rumor that someone pressed the TURBO toggle switch to
lousy 486. They are so scary therebrake
for which it seems to me that instead of the procedure there
quarrel - BRAKE FLUID. What about me?
pissed me off the most: to play DOOM,
we need to hang up some kind of DEGENERATOR, and
at 386 it drives pretty well.          
                                          
                                          
                                          
   And now a few words about my opinion about
ENLIGHT'96 GFX COMPO:                     
                                          
 Having checked out the screenshots from enlight, I’m not exactly
I vomited, I was simply bursting with rage.
How can you award points to such perverted
there. There, in place five minutes before
Have you started drawing? There are a couple of good works,
but the first place was taken by this Shnyagovskaya
work!  Next year we (Queen Soft)
or rather Pharaon Steevis  will sketch  what-
something dangerous, and if there are the same
the leftmost screenshots, then I think WE will win.  
 Anyone who saw Faraon's pictures,
agree that in RUSSIA he draws cooler
everyone. Well,  now I want to contact
request to the public...              
                                          
...The situation is like this:                      
a year ago I got hooked on the IBM 486, and so far I’m happy
was amazed and amazed at the power of the platform, my
skulls (DAD and MOTHER) were floated to the local
landfill and I was left without SPECTRUMa.  But here
now I looked at several emulated
ditch, but they are all buggy.  And now I want
write your own emulator, but do not ruble with emu-
lation TR-DOSa. Well, who can...
I can, help... PLEASE !!!              
                                          
      Address: SAMARA st. SKLYARENKO       
             house 17, apt. 62 ANISIMOV ARTEM   
            phone (8462) 35-91-65      
                                          
                                          
      The more of us, the fewer of them!     
                  and all to N E Z A V I S I M O S T I !!!      
                                          
About:>  What you read above is NOT
BY Mister PRESIDENT'S HIGH Message
from the famous Samara SPECTRUM, and
now it's more like IBM's group           
                                          
         -=QUEEN=- SOFTWARE INC.          
                                          
In this issue we placed this appeal in
section "ABOUT EVERYTHING",but in the future, if
our readers will show due activity,
we can introduce a special section in the journal
nale and call it “APPEAL” or “ME-
NIE". If desired, your letters will be published
forge precisely in this new section.  We
we will not comment in any way on your high-
saying We are for everyone to be able to
say exactly your thoughts about what happened
walking on and around SPECCY without fear
be clogged or reformatted
around the nearest corner.                       
The only thing we ask of you is less
obscene expressions, otherwise it’s a little tight for us
it will beif tomorrow FRIDGE VASYA SOFT
will send such an appeal in which after
replacing all abused words with "..."
only “Hello” and “Goodbye” will remain.
                                          
         Be guided by the motto:        
     Less swearing - more compromising evidence!     
 One small addition - if you
unbearable, and you wrote any UNPRICEFUL
ZURN words, then know, on the pages
"OBERON" you won't see them, it can be considered
to make our official statement to the public
validity.                                 
As for this letter, it was
subjected to strict editing and censorship -
icon "[....]" replaced "bad" words,
(the number of points _DOES NOT CORRELVE the number
honor the letters in the replaced word !-)        
 Only the style of presentation is preserved in the letter.
Punctuation and spelling have been changed.         
And also, if you are going to name someone
moron, maybe something else will do
another word. For example, the person who is being run over is alwayscan be called a lamer with a capital letter L.
Well, if you really want to offend, then call
twist it with a SINGLE-CELLULAR UZER.            
          Simple and tasteful...           
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