Amiga rulez? - if you have never seen a “live” AMIGA, imagine a computer no larger than an ordinary BK-shki that connects to any TV and has IBM capabilities!

Oberon #03
 WHERE AND WHOSE AMIGA RULES?         
                                          
Lyrically - a critical article on the subject
the utmost lawlessness that has come upon us
                                          
M.M.A / SPEED CO.'97                      
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
           Not who refuses then take part in
 modern  mediocrity   will forever
 stand alone,an outcast. It's not the
 bringer   of change,changes  that
       instill  fear  in  all  who go with
       fashion's flow.  Their  power comes
       from  others, пот from within. They
       are  false!  Woe  unto them for the
       bringers  of  changes  have  banded
       together.   The  time  is  now!  We
       cannot  be  stopped!  We are riding
       ир,riding  hard  оп the will of the
       people.                            
                                          
       The battle rages - Choose your side
              DEATH TO FALSE METAL        
                                          
                  F o r e v e r           
              FightibgThe World        
       "FIGHTING THE WORLD" 1987 / MANOWAR
                                          
 So, let me congratulate you, dear
readers.  You and I have crossed the threshold of
wow, 1997. Let's take a look back
around and see what happened
fifteen years of our existence with you
beloved ZX-SPECTRUM.                   
                                          
                                          
 And the following happened... We live in an age
great computer revolution! In each
8th the family has a personal computer,
every 16th family knows how to work on it
steal, not play, and in every 256th family
there is a person who understands that
widespread introduction ofIBM-compatible ma-
tires will not lead to good. If at the same time
take into account that the average composition of modern
family is 3.141 people, it turns out that
only every 804th asks the question: "Why IBM?"        
Many people don’t even imagine the possibility
existence of other PC platforms. Often
in people's conversations you can hear: "A y
you (you) DENDY or the computer?!" Usually
in this issue the emphasis is on the latter
her word and by computer mean,
Yes, what do they mean there, they understand exactly
IBM.  I won't try to explain here
the fact that SPECTRUM, as well as no matter how
regrettably, BK-0010, MIKROSHA, APOPEIA, RADIO -
RK86, etc. , are also computers and
although homely, but nevertheless, no less
personal.  Let's bet on one
ring two opponents of equal strength, two
product of their time, two representatives
completely different ideologies:           
                                          
                   IBM                    
                                          
                    and                     
                                          
                  AMIGA                   
I ask you to read this article to the end,
or at least until the middle. There will be a lot of fun
logo and interesting. You will finally find out
whyIBMand why AMIGA.Who, whom, when,
and how..... And also much, much more.
                                          
                                          
So, let's start with the fact that most of
our readers have never lived under the present
true "communism".  In the word "communism" I
I call what was happening in our country with
37th to 85th year of our century. B
this historical period was everything and everything
the same! People read the same books
watched the same films, wrote similar ones
essays at school, but the worst thing is
thought the same!  The few who saw
the whole depth of the situation and tried somehow
explain  the whole insanity of the process to your neighbors,
were at best expelled and betrayed
oblivion.                                 
                                          
Times have changed, but the essence has not changed
ness!  We continue to live under "communism"
me", only with a computer. Cost in yes
mildIn the 80s, one uncle from the government
government to sign a piece of paper on universal
IBM-ization of the country, like hundreds and thousands
computers began to be installed in organizations
nizations and institutions, factories and factories
duh.  And it would be okay if on these wretched thunder-
bang  capitalism  accounting
Terek operations and stupid playing in TETRIS.
It occurred to someone to announceIBMstan-
donated to your home computer.             
                                          
Even in the rotten West, things are not so bad -
hee. Just watch THEIR films. Yes, yes,
it is in films that you can see the real
state of affairs. And often in the background
you will see not the familiar PENTIUM-166.6, but
simple and kind - MAC.                   
                                          
                                          
When will you try to talk to the law?
inexperienced IBM-speak about MACs, you will get
approximately the following answer: "Yes, of course this is a good idea"
nice, but how much does it cost! I have so much
no money. And then where am II'll take it on him
programs?  Branded ones, should I buy them?
Nope, I’d rather download it from a friend’s BBS
new version of QUAKE and play around. And not on-
before I say that on MAC the graphics are cool
what! I'll put on DIAMOND STEALS VIDEO
BLASTER and then we'll see who wins....." 
                                          
                                          
Or here's the most killer phrase you can
hear from IBM-man about MACs:  
                                          
                                          
"Naturally, the graphics on APPLE are cooler,
it was immediately designed to work with
video..."                                 
                                          
                                          
Ha! So ifIBMwas originally designed
to work as an accounting machine
us, then why push him into the domestic field?
him computer.  And not in every organization
tions should be used IBM,after all, with the same
CAD any MAC will do a better job, I'm into it
I'm sure!                                   
                                          
But let's leave both MAC and IBM, and turn ours
glances at the good little computer
called (COMMODORE) AMIGA.          
                                          
Here we cannot do without words from the last
album "Master Da-Doo-Dy":             
                                          
   "Some scold, others shake....."    
                                          
Even if you have never seen "live"
AMIGA,just imagine a computer
no larger than a regular BC-shki, which
connects to any monitor and TV
ru and has capabilities comparable to IBM.I
fundamentally I don’t say whichAMIGAand with
which IBM'om, because you can compare
not all at once, but separately. Other DEMO
on the A600 in terms of dynamics and sound will give fo-
ru demos with ASSEMBLY'97, not calculatedneither-
the same as on "professional stump" (PENTIUM
Pro).                                     
                                          
And don’t you think that if you compare
just “hardware” on which programs run
frames PC and AMIGA, then we can come to the conclusion
prudent conclusions. One of the first questions
owls that don't even begin to ask
a very knowledgeable person in computers:
"And how many megahertz and
megabytes?" And having received the answer - "7 MHz / 
1MB RAM / 2MB hard drive - in the base
version A600" - quickly loses interest in those
meh.  Indeed, for people whose day
every day they “rub in” that their old “screw” is on
1 Gigabyte is already hopelessly small and it is necessary
urgently take a new one for 1.6P, these are the numbers
are unconvincing. And it doesn’t even matter
but that AMIGA memory can be expanded
enlarged, placed solid, even
PC-by any standards "screw" and so on,other,
other.  I'm just wondering if anyone
I tried to work on IBM in a similar configuration
gurations? Even if you multiply by two all pa-
parameters  and on   received  IBM  PC
38bSX/33/2/40try to start WINDOWS
(no, not the one that is “95” or NT, but the one 
simple and “kind” WINDOWS 3.11) then slow
Your life until tomorrow is guaranteed.  
                                          
And it turns out that there is not enough memory at all, it’s just
it must be valued and not wasted
in and to the left. Moreover, with such memory and
compact program code, on AMIGA you can
calmly run this or that program with
floppy disks                                   
                                          
Think about it - run from WINDOWS floppy disks !!?
                                          
In the end, the person who today
buysIBM, in 90% of cases I simply forget-
It's about SPECTRUM. But on AMIGA everything is different -
mu.  Just look at the abundance of groups
in today's ZX scene, which have
its name has an invariable phrase - ....
AMIGA/SPECCY GROUP. These are RUSH,and ZERO,and
RUSSIAN PRESTIGE, and even the notorious CODE
BUSTERS.  The latter not only work in
parallel on two platforms, but also using
use opportunities   AMIGA   for good
SPECTRUM (compression of programs and development
bot of algorithms).                        
                                          
A  imagine  to yourself phrase
IBM/SPECTRUM GROUP. Simply unnatural
Some kind of angularity! It doesn’t matter what the word
little knifeor Pig-nosaurus grunt-shaped. Although
with all the absurdity of the union of ZX and IBM I am not
I deny that much can be achieved from the latter
take. For example music, sound effects and
graphics.  But everything is the same on
AMIGA. Everything and even more!                 
                                          
                                          
                                          
AMIGA - this is a way of life and a healthy one at that
image. Buying IBM today, you don’t think
worry about tomorrow. Enough to
The latest one worked on this model
toy type WOLFЗD (precisely WOLFЗD as
the progenitor of the genre, not DOOM and DOOM'ooo-
difference).  But tomorrow will come, and that model,
for which yesterday you paid N (or M)
hundreds of "greens" will simply disappear from the "priority"
owls" due to obsolescence.  AMIGA, in
in particular, it is good because it slowly
is improving and coders have time left
renew yourself and think: "Is it possible with these
the same machine resources. write faster
and compact code."                        
                                          
                                          
                                          
 And it’s always worth thinking about!  Here we are, on
SPECTRUM 128, already 10 years without changes in
we sit on iron, and to what "perversions"
didn't think of it!  Yes, look at this thing "dia-
dear Clive" in 1986, he would have used his arms and legs -
I grabbed onto SPECTRUM.                   
                                          
                                          
Here, for example, are very interesting statistics:
                                          
                                          
Reprinted from the magazine "ComputerPress"
3'90" (once again to the question about "Faultless#4"):
                                          
                                          
Ten best computers of the last ten
tiletiya (world sales volume for 1978-1988
years in million pieces)                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
 1. Commodore C64                   7.280 
                                          
 2. IBM PC.PC/XT                    4.577 
                                          
 3. Apple II. IIC. IIE. IIGS        4.487 
                                          
 4. Sharp 12XX. 1ЗXX. 1SXX. 1бXX    4.055 
                                          
 5. Commodore C128                  4.003 
                                          
 6. Commodore Vic-20                2.246 
                                          
 7. Apple Мас. Мас Plus. MacSE 2.063 
                                          
 8. Texas Instruments 99/4A  2.053 
                                          
 9. Sinclair ZX. 80. 81  1.790 
                                          
10. Tandy TRS-80 Color Computer  1.754 
                                          
                                          
                                          
As you can see, in this table three times
the glorious name of the Commodore company is passing away -
ancestors AMIGA,two times Apple and
only once, though on a well-deserved second-
rum placeIBM.It is in this sequence
In reality, humanity will step into the 21st century:
                                          
                                          
                                          
 1. Power Amiga                           
                                          
 2. Power Macibtosh                       
                                          
 3. ibm (although by this time, upgrade to
 IBM will be performed as often as
 that even Bill Pates won't be sure about
 What kind of car is he driving?
 table. )                              
                                          
                                          
    BuyIBMtoday. and stand. like bce !  
                                          
    Buy AMIGA  today and you will become    
    the owner of an elite car. koto-    
    heaven will step bbtomorrow. when-    
    yes IBM will be stuck tomorrow!    
                                          
Many cite the following in favor of IBM
argument: “There are more people there, it’s more fun there”
to live, and on AMIGA' there are 2-3 PEOPLE in the city!"
In general, this herd instinct is characteristic
to a person.  Where the crowd is, there I am! The crowd is not
makes mistakes, and the crowd is calmer.           
                                          
On AMIGE you can also organize a large
party.  To do this you just need to click on
everyone and everything, buy yourself this beautiful
computer.   When tomorrow is more and more
more progressive people will fall on stage
well AMIGA, they will be beginners, and you will be a pro
professionals. This opportunity is provided
It doesn’t happen to everyone and not every day.       
                                          
And if you are concerned about such an idiotic question
like - "And on AMIGA I won’t find a job in
future"- then I will say only one thing. In any
the company has IBM's, and you can work on
them, but why drag him home? In the house
should be "domestic" (not domesticated)
ny) computer.  You can work and earn money
find it on AMIGE. At least the same pirate
trade in software, fortunately the law on "AUTHORIZED"
RIGHT" more and more toIBM-programs
stretches. Yes, and a place in the sun is not yet reserved -
accepted, the market is practically free from competition
rents - go out and trade! Naturally I
I’m talking about the provinces, because in the center everything is already
busy.                                   
                                          
If you don’t like trading, go work for
television.  Advertising, title design,
dynamic television screensavers (the same
DEMO actually) -all this is modern level-
VenAMIGA.  Ask a former member of the re-
shares of ZX-FORMAT - DICTATOR, why is he
gave up working on the magazine? Just about
television and video industries, where AMIGA is not
has seriouscompetitors, you can "gres-
ty" such money that even about the existence
tion of SPECTRUM, as well as IBM'but simply
you forget (you forget!).                   
                                          
Until stupid PC user dooms or
quak, you, sitting on AMIGA,get that
stock of knowledge that will be able in the future
play an important role in your own career
here.  At the same timeIBM-device will not help
capable of nothing more than cutting down ben-
saw a couple of monsters, and then in the mode
me "GOD MODE ON".                         
                                          
IBM  suppresses the desire for creativity, while
time as AMIGA this desire awakens and
strengthens.                                
                                          
I have been communicating with some laws for a long time
old PC people and saw what was going on
this is good for them and their mental health
big blue box. At the same time, everyonethose  my   acquaintances who reluctantly
took a chance to buy AMIGA, in the very first days of work
bots behind this miracle of technology, "improved
complexion by 80%. skin smoothed by 90%
..."not to mention the excellent mood in
where they constantly reside. Even in
soldier Ivan (I don’t know, unfortunately, fa-
milia), having bought himself an A600 for the New Pod, and
"burning" it five days later (a man with pa-
a yowl in your hands is always scary - poor fellow
tried to connect 5'25 FDD and for some reason
climbed inside the board), is now in a state of shock
personal mood and remembering with joy
spent in AMIGA a few days, searching
spare parts for repairs.                    
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
I don’t know exactly why, but currently
ment I really want to say the following:
"All PC users, and especially all
those who promote this computer as
as the bestgaming/home/demo machines,
they all mustdie! "                 
                                          
 "Death bcem. who shouts INTEL INSIDE!"  
                                          
(the only exception is women, in
features are those that are girls,
children under #10, insane subjects, accountants
ters, people who were given an IBM PC as a gift or written off -
whether from work parents and all those students who
who simply cannot do without this
stupid machine due to its narrow specialization
tions of their universities.)                           
                                          
(Do it b Bolzhsky Institute of Information
tiki.Radio engineering and communications! To study
here. bam won't need to buy this
what a miracle!)[printed as an advertisement]
                                          
                                          
                                          
                                          
Nothing except:                             
                                          
                                          
    AMIGA - give me norulutb !                
                                          
                                          
        - I cannot add to what has been said.
                                          
                                          
                                          
Well, maybe the quality of the final ac-
cord.  I'll come up with a translation of the epigraph to this
article. made by STYLUS on the same
"big blue calculator - IBM PC."  
                                          
                                          
What I had in mind. you'll guess         
                                without difficulty!
 He who refuses to accept
 participation in modern mediocre
 the property will be forever autonomous,
 outcast.  He is the bringer of change,
 changes that everyone is afraid of Instill
 go, whogo with the flow of fashion. Their power
 ness comes from others, not from exhaustion
 ri.  They are wrong! Woe
 unto them for Bringers changes
 merged together. The time is now!
 We cannot be stopped! We
 we are driving, when driving intensively
 people's wishes.                      
                                          
    Stump battles - Choose your side
                                          
        DEATH TO THE WRONG METAL    
                                          
               N a s e d           
                 Fight the World             
                                          
       " FIGHT WITH THE PEACE " 1987 / MANOWAR    
P.S.  In this article, I mentioned AMIGA more often
600 than AMIGA 1200 or A4000. This happened
walks not because I don’t know about the creature
vani of these more progressive models, or
because Samara is a big village,
where only A600s “graze”!  Just 600th
AMIGA, just like the 600th Mercedes, is
classic, and it is with this model that I am more
familiar.  As for the title of the article itself,
which may seem pro-IBM, then
everything is simple here! With this name I wanted to
lure people whose brains are affected by IBM before
marrow of bones. And when they finish reading to se-
and they will realize that something is wrong here,
it will be too late!                      
                                          
                                          
I hope this meaningless set of words is
could make someone the right choice in
regarding the new platform.                
                                          
                                          
P.P.S. I apologize for my writing style-
niya in the style of me. Just write differently
I can’t and this is in no way a mistake,
not corrected by the editor-in-chief.            
                                          
(In the last sentence "not" uses -
three times and this is far from the limit.)      
                                          
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