Miscellaneous - Get rid of the army.

 To mow or not to mow?     
     That's no question!      
                                         
(C) 2000 SasHulya/SmasH                  
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 With the onset of autumn for me again
the topic of draft evasion has become relevant
to the army. I think I’m not the only one who is against the law
a conscript, another, or even just a
obtain a military ID and at the same time not serve
live in the army. So I decided to share with
you with your experience.                       
   You need to start mowing early, at least
a year before conscription. To do this, decide on
that you will mow. If you think
I feel absolutely healthy, I would advise
complain of a headache. At least
visit your local police officer once a month
to the doctor and shout that it’s a headache
running along the ceiling, it’s getting dark before your eyes,
no puke and so on. Feel free to go to
all the examinations, still find out more
whether the head is cast or not, according to my information,
So far no device can. But in
horse on universal conscription (if
I'm not mistaken, that's what it's called) there is
article according to which people suffering from migraineThey are not subject to conscription for military service.
bu in peacetime. Prescribed medications
Naturally, don’t take it, but tell the doctor
Please ensure that you followed all the recommendations
tions. Say that things got easier for a while, and
then everything returned to the old way. Don't be shy
avoid visiting a doctor with or without reason
reason.  Your goal is to be in medical
the map had as many records as possible about
about what and when you had pain, how it is
treated and what diagnosis was made. Place
the diagnosis you need yourself, that is, say
that I was tormented by migraines. As a rule, doctors
follow the lead of the patients and write this in
card, sometimes in question, but it's not
so important.                             
   If you did everything correctly and your
the card is swelling with entries, feel free to go to
military registration and enlistment office  But now, as soon as you get there
show up, they might shove a piece of paper in your teeth
asking you to fill it out and sign it. Neither in
under no circumstances do this, because
if you are found fit, then after that you
There are two options left for you, either join the army or-
more behind bars. This is a document addressed to the procurator
document with which you confirm that you mean
are convinced that it is not good to mow down an army
and from this moment (filling numbers)
undertake at any time of the day or night
satisfy all the deepest desires
of the military registration and enlistment office.  And if you can't, you
will close, in other words, you will acquire new
your friends... striped, andthe sky will become
in a cell. Shout that you forgot your glasses and
able to read what is written, deaf
in both ears and you will not hear what you
read, in general - be impudent, but not under-
pee.  Grab your stuff and walk along
doctors.                                  
 You will have to sign for receipt of the case -
Xia and then return it. But this is no longer
scary.  Inside, as a rule, there are
summons counterfoils - take them for yourself, what-
later, when you next time want
they will draft you into the army and ask why you
not yet there when your peers are long ago
have already arrived (they were brought, sent) from
yes, make big round eyes and say
Let's say that no one invited. And for the pain-
according to what account, drag everything that is not filed and
in your opinion may harm you.    
   Rub in to every doctor what hurts,
what it treats and seek a referral for
examination.   This is especially true
psychiatrist.  Bite, scratch, let-
drool, but get the direction out of him
going to the examination in foolishness. If this is for you
succeeded, then consider that half the battle
done.  Then everything depends on your
the ability to roll balls with people and financial
owl position. If you are not confident in yourself,
ask one of the parents to do
bark it.  And if the doctor is not a bastard, then for
a certain fee, which may limit
sip on a couple of bottles of cognac, yessweets-
kami, or be equal to five hundred American
sky money. By the way, the last amount is
city dachshund in many regions of our
Square In general, your job is to come to an agreement
with a doctor, and he will do the rest himself.
And you can be sure that he will write
a diagnosis that will make you
either neurotic or prone to
suicide.   No restrictions on your
This will not affect your future life. You can-
you can get your license without any problems
will be released abroad. But no longer in the army
they will take it. Yes, it’s possible, and even more likely everything
oh, in half a year you will have to go through
repeated examination, which ended
will definitely confirm the diagnosis. Negotiate-
Talk to your doctor about this in advance so you can
it was less trouble.                  
 I want to suggest one more trick if you
you want to look at your kidneys. Experienced doctor
he will see through you, but he is also a person and
he also needs to eat, so maybe
understand you correctly and come to an agreement with you.
 [Editor's note: I advise you to go to urology
 and ask them to piss in a jar of some kind of
 some really sick person
 ka. To avoid puncture, find the patient
 with your blood type.]                 
And if he has his own children, then just
will regret it and pretend that nothing is wrong
methyl.  So, the crux of the matter is that
edithow to take a picture, I could be wrong
fight, maybe not a dream, but in general before
the way they look at your kidneys will tell you
Stop drinking this for a while. Yours
the task is to, on the contrary,
mouth drink as much water as possible and how
as close to the examination as possible. Recommended
three liters. I understand that it's not easy
but think about what will happen in the army
even worse. Now you should be able to
prolapse of the kidneys.  Just don't be afraid, yeah
it will only seem until you piss
what you drank.                          
   Second stage. When are you going to take your exam?
chu, and you may be asked to hand it over
first, it doesn't matter, add in
than blood, for example from a finger that
can be pierced with a needle. Well do it over
effort, think about what if you
they will be forced to serve, they will not have to suffer
childish. And that's all.                    
   As for other examinations,
then, if you were not admitted to the hospital, with
Don’t rush to do the tests, take your time
as soon as you can. After all, while I’m examining you,
yut, this is a good reason that you
are not at the military registration and enlistment office. Even if
your appearance deadline passed, but you didn’t pass
examination, you have nothing to fear. And even
if you do well, you win
time and if things go well you won’t get there
on call and you will be left alone until the next
blowing Atvery good situation semi-
Read the delay to restore your health.
In this case, do everything as before -
oh, don't leave the district police officer alone
doctor  Make sure your card
became the volume of at least one volume of the best-
seller "War and Peace".  If nothing
it turned out, appeal the commission's decision. How
this is done read below.               
   And if this didn’t help, but you’re okay
didn't sign, you can always pro-
the mouth of obscurity. And after you use
turns 25 years old, show up again. When
you will be invited to the military registration and enlistment office again, just-
then you will have to explain where you were. Here
it all depends on your imagination. If you
If you are very convincing, they will give you
military ID, if not, then not very good
he is needed. The main thing is that in any case
you will no longer be drafted into the army.              
   You can still engage in some kind of sex
the one that will issue you a certificate that
your religious beliefs you cannot
serve.  Then you will be directed to an alternative
tive service. For example you will have to
work for about a year in public works
bots.  As a rule, this is care for the elderly
or disabled.  So choose for yourself
what is better to take the ducks out from under the grandmothers
grandfathers, or go to regular service.
Not everyone can handle this either, and here I am for you
not an advisor.All described methods have been tested for
practice and were successful. To me personally
I had a chance to talk to people, looking askance
in these ways. By the way, they told me
and told about them. And I had no reason
doubt their sincerity. But there is more
one unverified. The point is that when
Persons with a criminal record are not subject to conscription.
Even if you are acquitted, but you were
a criminal case has been opened, consider that
the valid ticket is already in your pocket. So
consult a lawyer on how to get there
to the police file, but do not sit.       
   Half the battle is the beginning. As soon as you
If you start working in this direction, you must
you will definitely meet the same braids
ryami, just like you. They also have in stock
There are some tricks. Don't be lazy, damn
send us a letter and share what
you became aware.                      
                                         
   And in conclusion, I will cite rumors that
rykh heard enough from people like himself in stereo
nakh district military registration and enlistment office. Under no circumstances
don't take them at face value,
these are just rumors. But, as they say,
there is no smoke without fire. So, here we go:        
  - it is known for certain that it is now
subject to conscription until age twenty
five years, there is a rumor that they will soon collect -
go back to the old one and increase this one
age up to twenty-seven or twenty
eight;                                  
  - they say that the day is not far off when
Ukraine will switch to professional art
miyu, that is, they won’t even take you there
everyone who wants, and about those who don’t want, I and
I don't say;                               
  - unlike Russia, in Ukraine the term
services, on the contrary, are being reduced and now he
according to unverified data, one year and two months
in the ground forces and a year and three in the navy
maybe I was wrong, but definitely no more
than a year and a half.                        
                                         
                                         
           Army FAQ            
                                         
(C) 2000 Sergey Polyansky                
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 From the author: the main thing is that you must
fight - the military registration and enlistment office will not bother with
a person who decided to do anything
It became not to go to the army. The military registration and enlistment office is much
it’s easier to grab others, uneducated,
for example, from among those who do not fit
health.  But they won't get you,
right?                                   
   And remember thatno daring and ve-
you won't become a village soldier, no
You won’t pass the school of life in the army - there
only pain and dirt.                     
                                         
Q:  Our military registration and enlistment office sends us summons
constantly.  When I went to find out why...
Well, they told me that now there is no call
spring and autumn - it goes round
year                                     
A:  This is an ordinary lie from the military registration and enlistment office
workers.  The call is carried out as before
occurs twice a year. Autumn - from 1 approx.
October to December 31 and spring - from 1 April
relya until June 30. These are the deadlines set
Law on conscription and military
service. Therefore, talk about year-round
military registration and enlistment offices do not have the slightest
rights.                                   
                                         
Q:  Back in March, my boy was called to
military registration and enlistment office, sent all the doctors and you -
they gave me a summons “with things”...      
A: This is a direct violation of the Military Law
duties and military service. Military registration and enlistment offices
just make their life easier and, using
your complete ignorance of the laws, they send out
such agendas. It can be appealed in
courtThe recruitment procedure is legal
noah, only when she passes into the named
new deadlines.                               
                                         
Q:  My son is not yet 18 years old, and we are already
flooded with subpoenas!                     
A: This is also not legal. According to the law, conscription
Age is considered to be starting from 18 years.
Therefore, until your son turns
18 years old, calmly ignore all subpoenas
about the call.                       
                                         
Q:  My son's friend was drafted into the army
forcibly - came home at 4 am, raised
from the bed and taken to the recruiting station...  
A:  Yes, such cases are not uncommon. But you
You have every right not to open the door. And
not a single representative of the military registration and enlistment office hacked
it will not be destroyed - this is a violation of the article
Constitution on the inviolability of life
now...                                    
                                         
Q:  My son and I brought everything to the military registration and enlistment office
certificates that he is seriously ill, but his everything
equally drove through all the doctors and carried out
whether the decision is that he is fit. How do you feel now?
lead?                                   
A:  In the Law on Military Duty and
military service is told: a citizen has
the right to receive the draft decision
commissions. If you do not agree with the decision,
immediately write a statement addressed to the chairman
recruitment committee body:                 
   "I ask you to hand over the decision to draft-
noy commission in accordance with Article 25
Part 3 of the Law on Military Duty and
military service."                         
   What should you pay attention to? When-
Yes, you write a statement, it is mandatory
refer to the article of the law, draw up a
document in two copies, and at the end
add a note:                          
   "Please let me know about your decision in writing.
"Exactly."                                  
                                         
Q: I was given such a document in my hands, and I
Now I don’t know where to take it...        
A:  According to the law, a citizen has the right to 10
ty day period to appeal the decision
calling commission or in a higher authority,
or in court. It is very important to receive an extract
from the decision of the draft commission, reviewing
find out what number the paper is marked with -
be sure to follow this... Only
in such a bureaucratic way, tediously and
hardly, we need to interact with the militarymat.  Who usually behaves this way
achieves victory...                     
                                         
Q:  On the day when it was necessary to go to
recruiting station, my son fell ill with a high
temperature. I was told that now it
will go to jail. Is this true?            
A:  No. If a person gets sick that day
and he has a certificate or sick leave
sheet, he is not subject to criminal prosecution -
property. You must write a statement
that for such and such reasons they could not come,
confirm this with documents, and you just
they will set another deadline - it's called
"deferment from sending to the troops."         
                                         
Q:  Who is brought to criminal responsibility?
venality?                                
A: According to Article 80 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR,
which provides for criminal penalties
punishment for evading military service,
those who have passed the draft are attracted
mission in due time - after 18 years,
within the framework of the draft - the medical commission
this, has not appealed its decision, has no
right to no deferments, the year is recognized
nom, received a summons to appear atcollection point with things and - without respect -
No reason! - didn’t show up.                
                                         
Q:  My son entered college, and his
calling...                             
A:  According to the law, the delay starts from that moment
the one when he enrolls in college.     
                                         
Q:  My son entered a commercial university.
Does he have the right to a deferment?           
A:  Everyone who studies in professional
schools, colleges, technical schools, institutes
tach with full-time education, independent
depending on whether it is a state university or a commercial
ical, have the right to a deferment. This is right
is confirmed by the Law of the Russian Federation on
education - Chapter 5, Article 50, paragraph
21.  However, according to the new law on
conscription and military service
only students of accredited universities
have the right to a deferment.                 
                                         
Q:  I am a single mother. I have two younger ones
children under 8 years old. Can they take mine?
eldest son in the army?                   
A: Your eldest son has the right to deferment
ku until the younger children grow up. For
in order to formalize it, it is necessary
collect all the documents that are right
confirm that you are raising children
without husband, copies of birth certificates
younger children, etc.  Then write
request to attach copies of all these documents
cops to the son’s application for provision
him a reprieve.  Submit copies to the military registration and enlistment office
documents - too often they get “lost” there
originals...                            
                                         
Q: My son is 18 years old, he recently became
tsom, although young people do not formalize marriage
whether...                                    
A:  Even if the marriage is not registered, but
the guy goes through the documents as a father
child, he has every right to deferment
ku until the child turns 3 years old... 
                                         
Q:  What diseases are children not subject to?
call?                                 
A: There are about 50 such diseases.
This is a peptic ulcer of the stomach and duodenum
colon, regardless of the duration of re-
missions, bronchial asthma, hypertensive
what disease, endocrinediseases, di-
Abets, etc. Young men with mental illness are also unsuitable.
ical diseases. Please note:
in the list of diseases of the Regulations on Military
medical examination there are such as moment-
pain, chronic with dysfunction
such as pyelonephritis and mitral prolapse
valve With such diseases your re-
they are obliged to be declared unfit, and you
should achieve this.                   
The military registration and enlistment office says that the most common
wounded diseases are:                  
   1. Flat feet.            
   2. Curvature of the spine.
   3. Various ulcers.          
   4. Heart disease           
                                         
Q:  My son had a fracture in 1987
base of the cranial vault. Can he be used?
fit to know?                            
A:  Everything else qualifies as
consequences of past illnesses, injuries
and what is important is what they are exactly today -
nth day. Therefore it is necessary to present
to the military registration and enlistment office for a fresh medical examination
tion in full. If there was an injury -
what are its consequences today?
day. This is not what you need to prepare for the army.
yes, when the summons came to the house, and the infection
her: in the medical record of her son since adolescence
age there should be records:
some examination, how they were treated and so on
lee. There is also a delay for treatment...
It's worth fighting for.                 
                                         
Q: Who has the right to a deferment?          
A: The following have the right to deferment/exemption:  
   1.  Persons who have completed
courses, rather than those currently studying
ment on them) preparatory courses for
admission to universities.                      
   2.  Persons who passed the exams are equivalent
ready to enter a university.                 
   3.  Persons studying at OSTO (or as
there is this military organization where they are sent
are transferred from the military registration and enlistment office to courses to obtain
military specialties).                 
   4. Two or one child (adolescent like
for 3 years).                              
                                         
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   I draw your attention - in this FAQ
indicates links to articles of Russian law,
so I will be grateful if youcome-
summer, the relevant articles of the Bela-
Russia Any additions are also welcome.
comments and clarifications of this document.     
   Unfortunately, the author of the article did not indicate
your address, but this topic worries us too.
Therefore, any information on this issue
you can send dew directly
to the editor of the magazine. Particularly interested
new data on the laws of Ukraine. That's it
we already know:                        
   1.  The age of the recipient cannot exceed
25 years old.                             
   2.  Persons who have
criminal record.                               

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