To mow or not to mow? That's no question! (C) 2000 SasHulya/SmasH ------------------------------------------------------- With the onset of autumn for me again the topic of draft evasion has become relevant to the army. I think I’m not the only one who is against the law a conscript, another, or even just a obtain a military ID and at the same time not serve live in the army. So I decided to share with you with your experience. You need to start mowing early, at least a year before conscription. To do this, decide on that you will mow. If you think I feel absolutely healthy, I would advise complain of a headache. At least visit your local police officer once a month to the doctor and shout that it’s a headache running along the ceiling, it’s getting dark before your eyes, no puke and so on. Feel free to go to all the examinations, still find out more whether the head is cast or not, according to my information, So far no device can. But in horse on universal conscription (if I'm not mistaken, that's what it's called) there is article according to which people suffering from migraineThey are not subject to conscription for military service. bu in peacetime. Prescribed medications Naturally, don’t take it, but tell the doctor Please ensure that you followed all the recommendations tions. Say that things got easier for a while, and then everything returned to the old way. Don't be shy avoid visiting a doctor with or without reason reason. Your goal is to be in medical the map had as many records as possible about about what and when you had pain, how it is treated and what diagnosis was made. Place the diagnosis you need yourself, that is, say that I was tormented by migraines. As a rule, doctors follow the lead of the patients and write this in card, sometimes in question, but it's not so important. If you did everything correctly and your the card is swelling with entries, feel free to go to military registration and enlistment office But now, as soon as you get there show up, they might shove a piece of paper in your teeth asking you to fill it out and sign it. Neither in under no circumstances do this, because if you are found fit, then after that you There are two options left for you, either join the army or- more behind bars. This is a document addressed to the procurator document with which you confirm that you mean are convinced that it is not good to mow down an army and from this moment (filling numbers) undertake at any time of the day or night satisfy all the deepest desires of the military registration and enlistment office. And if you can't, you will close, in other words, you will acquire new your friends... striped, andthe sky will become in a cell. Shout that you forgot your glasses and able to read what is written, deaf in both ears and you will not hear what you read, in general - be impudent, but not under- pee. Grab your stuff and walk along doctors. You will have to sign for receipt of the case - Xia and then return it. But this is no longer scary. Inside, as a rule, there are summons counterfoils - take them for yourself, what- later, when you next time want they will draft you into the army and ask why you not yet there when your peers are long ago have already arrived (they were brought, sent) from yes, make big round eyes and say Let's say that no one invited. And for the pain- according to what account, drag everything that is not filed and in your opinion may harm you. Rub in to every doctor what hurts, what it treats and seek a referral for examination. This is especially true psychiatrist. Bite, scratch, let- drool, but get the direction out of him going to the examination in foolishness. If this is for you succeeded, then consider that half the battle done. Then everything depends on your the ability to roll balls with people and financial owl position. If you are not confident in yourself, ask one of the parents to do bark it. And if the doctor is not a bastard, then for a certain fee, which may limit sip on a couple of bottles of cognac, yessweets- kami, or be equal to five hundred American sky money. By the way, the last amount is city dachshund in many regions of our Square In general, your job is to come to an agreement with a doctor, and he will do the rest himself. And you can be sure that he will write a diagnosis that will make you either neurotic or prone to suicide. No restrictions on your This will not affect your future life. You can- you can get your license without any problems will be released abroad. But no longer in the army they will take it. Yes, it’s possible, and even more likely everything oh, in half a year you will have to go through repeated examination, which ended will definitely confirm the diagnosis. Negotiate- Talk to your doctor about this in advance so you can it was less trouble. I want to suggest one more trick if you you want to look at your kidneys. Experienced doctor he will see through you, but he is also a person and he also needs to eat, so maybe understand you correctly and come to an agreement with you. [Editor's note: I advise you to go to urology and ask them to piss in a jar of some kind of some really sick person ka. To avoid puncture, find the patient with your blood type.] And if he has his own children, then just will regret it and pretend that nothing is wrong methyl. So, the crux of the matter is that edithow to take a picture, I could be wrong fight, maybe not a dream, but in general before the way they look at your kidneys will tell you Stop drinking this for a while. Yours the task is to, on the contrary, mouth drink as much water as possible and how as close to the examination as possible. Recommended three liters. I understand that it's not easy but think about what will happen in the army even worse. Now you should be able to prolapse of the kidneys. Just don't be afraid, yeah it will only seem until you piss what you drank. Second stage. When are you going to take your exam? chu, and you may be asked to hand it over first, it doesn't matter, add in than blood, for example from a finger that can be pierced with a needle. Well do it over effort, think about what if you they will be forced to serve, they will not have to suffer childish. And that's all. As for other examinations, then, if you were not admitted to the hospital, with Don’t rush to do the tests, take your time as soon as you can. After all, while I’m examining you, yut, this is a good reason that you are not at the military registration and enlistment office. Even if your appearance deadline passed, but you didn’t pass examination, you have nothing to fear. And even if you do well, you win time and if things go well you won’t get there on call and you will be left alone until the next blowing Atvery good situation semi- Read the delay to restore your health. In this case, do everything as before - oh, don't leave the district police officer alone doctor Make sure your card became the volume of at least one volume of the best- seller "War and Peace". If nothing it turned out, appeal the commission's decision. How this is done read below. And if this didn’t help, but you’re okay didn't sign, you can always pro- the mouth of obscurity. And after you use turns 25 years old, show up again. When you will be invited to the military registration and enlistment office again, just- then you will have to explain where you were. Here it all depends on your imagination. If you If you are very convincing, they will give you military ID, if not, then not very good he is needed. The main thing is that in any case you will no longer be drafted into the army. You can still engage in some kind of sex the one that will issue you a certificate that your religious beliefs you cannot serve. Then you will be directed to an alternative tive service. For example you will have to work for about a year in public works bots. As a rule, this is care for the elderly or disabled. So choose for yourself what is better to take the ducks out from under the grandmothers grandfathers, or go to regular service. Not everyone can handle this either, and here I am for you not an advisor.All described methods have been tested for practice and were successful. To me personally I had a chance to talk to people, looking askance in these ways. By the way, they told me and told about them. And I had no reason doubt their sincerity. But there is more one unverified. The point is that when Persons with a criminal record are not subject to conscription. Even if you are acquitted, but you were a criminal case has been opened, consider that the valid ticket is already in your pocket. So consult a lawyer on how to get there to the police file, but do not sit. Half the battle is the beginning. As soon as you If you start working in this direction, you must you will definitely meet the same braids ryami, just like you. They also have in stock There are some tricks. Don't be lazy, damn send us a letter and share what you became aware. And in conclusion, I will cite rumors that rykh heard enough from people like himself in stereo nakh district military registration and enlistment office. Under no circumstances don't take them at face value, these are just rumors. But, as they say, there is no smoke without fire. So, here we go: - it is known for certain that it is now subject to conscription until age twenty five years, there is a rumor that they will soon collect - go back to the old one and increase this one age up to twenty-seven or twenty eight; - they say that the day is not far off when Ukraine will switch to professional art miyu, that is, they won’t even take you there everyone who wants, and about those who don’t want, I and I don't say; - unlike Russia, in Ukraine the term services, on the contrary, are being reduced and now he according to unverified data, one year and two months in the ground forces and a year and three in the navy maybe I was wrong, but definitely no more than a year and a half. Army FAQ (C) 2000 Sergey Polyansky ------------------------------------------------------- From the author: the main thing is that you must fight - the military registration and enlistment office will not bother with a person who decided to do anything It became not to go to the army. The military registration and enlistment office is much it’s easier to grab others, uneducated, for example, from among those who do not fit health. But they won't get you, right? And remember thatno daring and ve- you won't become a village soldier, no You won’t pass the school of life in the army - there only pain and dirt. Q: Our military registration and enlistment office sends us summons constantly. When I went to find out why... Well, they told me that now there is no call spring and autumn - it goes round year A: This is an ordinary lie from the military registration and enlistment office workers. The call is carried out as before occurs twice a year. Autumn - from 1 approx. October to December 31 and spring - from 1 April relya until June 30. These are the deadlines set Law on conscription and military service. Therefore, talk about year-round military registration and enlistment offices do not have the slightest rights. Q: Back in March, my boy was called to military registration and enlistment office, sent all the doctors and you - they gave me a summons “with things”... A: This is a direct violation of the Military Law duties and military service. Military registration and enlistment offices just make their life easier and, using your complete ignorance of the laws, they send out such agendas. It can be appealed in courtThe recruitment procedure is legal noah, only when she passes into the named new deadlines. Q: My son is not yet 18 years old, and we are already flooded with subpoenas! A: This is also not legal. According to the law, conscription Age is considered to be starting from 18 years. Therefore, until your son turns 18 years old, calmly ignore all subpoenas about the call. Q: My son's friend was drafted into the army forcibly - came home at 4 am, raised from the bed and taken to the recruiting station... A: Yes, such cases are not uncommon. But you You have every right not to open the door. And not a single representative of the military registration and enlistment office hacked it will not be destroyed - this is a violation of the article Constitution on the inviolability of life now... Q: My son and I brought everything to the military registration and enlistment office certificates that he is seriously ill, but his everything equally drove through all the doctors and carried out whether the decision is that he is fit. How do you feel now? lead? A: In the Law on Military Duty and military service is told: a citizen has the right to receive the draft decision commissions. If you do not agree with the decision, immediately write a statement addressed to the chairman recruitment committee body: "I ask you to hand over the decision to draft- noy commission in accordance with Article 25 Part 3 of the Law on Military Duty and military service." What should you pay attention to? When- Yes, you write a statement, it is mandatory refer to the article of the law, draw up a document in two copies, and at the end add a note: "Please let me know about your decision in writing. "Exactly." Q: I was given such a document in my hands, and I Now I don’t know where to take it... A: According to the law, a citizen has the right to 10 ty day period to appeal the decision calling commission or in a higher authority, or in court. It is very important to receive an extract from the decision of the draft commission, reviewing find out what number the paper is marked with - be sure to follow this... Only in such a bureaucratic way, tediously and hardly, we need to interact with the militarymat. Who usually behaves this way achieves victory... Q: On the day when it was necessary to go to recruiting station, my son fell ill with a high temperature. I was told that now it will go to jail. Is this true? A: No. If a person gets sick that day and he has a certificate or sick leave sheet, he is not subject to criminal prosecution - property. You must write a statement that for such and such reasons they could not come, confirm this with documents, and you just they will set another deadline - it's called "deferment from sending to the troops." Q: Who is brought to criminal responsibility? venality? A: According to Article 80 of the Criminal Code of the RSFSR, which provides for criminal penalties punishment for evading military service, those who have passed the draft are attracted mission in due time - after 18 years, within the framework of the draft - the medical commission this, has not appealed its decision, has no right to no deferments, the year is recognized nom, received a summons to appear atcollection point with things and - without respect - No reason! - didn’t show up. Q: My son entered college, and his calling... A: According to the law, the delay starts from that moment the one when he enrolls in college. Q: My son entered a commercial university. Does he have the right to a deferment? A: Everyone who studies in professional schools, colleges, technical schools, institutes tach with full-time education, independent depending on whether it is a state university or a commercial ical, have the right to a deferment. This is right is confirmed by the Law of the Russian Federation on education - Chapter 5, Article 50, paragraph 21. However, according to the new law on conscription and military service only students of accredited universities have the right to a deferment. Q: I am a single mother. I have two younger ones children under 8 years old. Can they take mine? eldest son in the army? A: Your eldest son has the right to deferment ku until the younger children grow up. For in order to formalize it, it is necessary collect all the documents that are right confirm that you are raising children without husband, copies of birth certificates younger children, etc. Then write request to attach copies of all these documents cops to the son’s application for provision him a reprieve. Submit copies to the military registration and enlistment office documents - too often they get “lost” there originals... Q: My son is 18 years old, he recently became tsom, although young people do not formalize marriage whether... A: Even if the marriage is not registered, but the guy goes through the documents as a father child, he has every right to deferment ku until the child turns 3 years old... Q: What diseases are children not subject to? call? A: There are about 50 such diseases. This is a peptic ulcer of the stomach and duodenum colon, regardless of the duration of re- missions, bronchial asthma, hypertensive what disease, endocrinediseases, di- Abets, etc. Young men with mental illness are also unsuitable. ical diseases. Please note: in the list of diseases of the Regulations on Military medical examination there are such as moment- pain, chronic with dysfunction such as pyelonephritis and mitral prolapse valve With such diseases your re- they are obliged to be declared unfit, and you should achieve this. The military registration and enlistment office says that the most common wounded diseases are: 1. Flat feet. 2. Curvature of the spine. 3. Various ulcers. 4. Heart disease Q: My son had a fracture in 1987 base of the cranial vault. Can he be used? fit to know? A: Everything else qualifies as consequences of past illnesses, injuries and what is important is what they are exactly today - nth day. Therefore it is necessary to present to the military registration and enlistment office for a fresh medical examination tion in full. If there was an injury - what are its consequences today? day. This is not what you need to prepare for the army. yes, when the summons came to the house, and the infection her: in the medical record of her son since adolescence age there should be records: some examination, how they were treated and so on lee. There is also a delay for treatment... It's worth fighting for. Q: Who has the right to a deferment? A: The following have the right to deferment/exemption: 1. Persons who have completed courses, rather than those currently studying ment on them) preparatory courses for admission to universities. 2. Persons who passed the exams are equivalent ready to enter a university. 3. Persons studying at OSTO (or as there is this military organization where they are sent are transferred from the military registration and enlistment office to courses to obtain military specialties). 4. Two or one child (adolescent like for 3 years). ----- I draw your attention - in this FAQ indicates links to articles of Russian law, so I will be grateful if youcome- summer, the relevant articles of the Bela- Russia Any additions are also welcome. comments and clarifications of this document. Unfortunately, the author of the article did not indicate your address, but this topic worries us too. Therefore, any information on this issue you can send dew directly to the editor of the magazine. Particularly interested new data on the laws of Ukraine. That's it we already know: 1. The age of the recipient cannot exceed 25 years old. 2. Persons who have criminal record.
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