White_parrot - Jokes.

 
   
   
   
   
   
                                         
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     (New Russian retelling)    
                                         
  This is an evil brigade grater about a cool kid -
not with a rattle Round (aka Sphere, he
same Ballon), who deceived the grandmother, de-
I dropped my darling for treason and in general from everyone
went downhill fast.  It goes, in short, Round:
fingers like a fan, snot bubbles, teeth in
suits, black blurted out, on wheels under-
vis.  And to meet him, Shameful Wolf
rolls, in reality, run into Krugloy ho-
even:                                     
 - Listen, Krugly, you were patient, come here,
Right now I’ll cover the clearing with you.        
  And Kolobok to him:                         
 - Don’t drive away the demon, listen, you! Filter ba-
Zar, Shameful Volchara, we’ll grind it out right now
concepts, I’ll load you up with bazaar! Who are you
what are you doing?  Yes, I cheated my grandmother and my grandfather
I dropped the treason, and you, sweet horse, I
and I’ll even take it as a show-off!Volchin is glaring, the matter smells like a sack,
need to do the legs. And the Round Oblique Hall-
chilled, took over a couple of locomotives and continued
Lil came to look for. Nishtyak really Round-
It's tearing up the roof, breaking through the bottom! And towards
Brown is bursting for him, Kolobok is really enjoying himself
wants to break it. Bury says:           
 - The market has reached my den, what are you,
bastard, Gray in terms of concepts, due to
dropped off the menu. Why did you offend the boy? Right now in
let's go cooking with you, chebureks from
we'll screw you up! Sucked it in, you little pie-
calling?                                   
  And Kolobok button accordion for five cubes is like a
lil, he fired it through the pipes, dr-
pom lit a cigarette and said:                  
 - Oh, Brown, you're hanging on me, ears from
your market is drying up, and my outfit is yours
I don’t like it, and your face is too painful
brushes away a pine stump. On, jointly under-
get treatment, maybe he'll let you go...               
  Brown made a couple of attacks on the Cuban slut
Wow, that’s where it broke! So inserted, on
hee hee it struck! Mikhalych ran to sausage -
Xia, play with locusts, raise bees for honey
die.  In general, Krugly moved out and with this
arrows. Fixoy flashed and rolled on -
Xia. And suddenly he sees Kolobok (aka Krugly,
aka Sphere, aka Ballon) - in the bushes
someone is snooping around in the red tanker. Give it, doo-
he says, I’ll come closer, I’ll crush you in the market,
I'll cheat you out of spite, I'll take the bullshit - cash
I'll pick you up!  But I was sitting inbushes Redhead -
lawless woman. She didn't wait for the market
Kolobkovsky, took out a bagpipe, made holes
la Kolobok lepen. Kolobok fell - zenki
stuck out, fins glued together...                
 ...This is how Krugly answered for his
rotten bazaar.                            
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   DEDICATED TO STUDENTS...    
                                         
(C) students                             
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 Conversation between two hungry students:     
  - Let's get a pig?                
  - What do you mean, stink, dirt...            
  - I think she'll get used to it.              
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   The professor asks the student:        
  - What is the most outstanding product served?
did chemistry give us?                          
  - Blondes.                           
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   Scene in an African tribe. They drag one-
white. The leader asks:           
  -Who are you dragging?                      
  - Yes, the student was caught.            
  - Throw it away, I was just a student yesterday -
she cooked, so he, while the water was boiling, all
ate potatoes.                           
                                         
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   At night in the basement of the institute near the big
Many students gathered in the cauldron. One for
to start a conversation he says:   
  - I don’t like our dean.           
   Another, licking a spoon:              
  - If you don't like it, don't eat it.                
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   Professor to students:                  
  - If there is even one idiot among you,
then get up immediately!                  
   After a short pause at the end
a tall guy rises from the hall.          
  - So, then you consider yourself stupid?
and that's why you got up? - interested right-
the professor sews.                        
  - No, I just felt offended that you
stand there alone.                         
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   Two teachers are sitting, a student comes in
dent.- Pull out the ticket.                      
  - Can I have more?                           
  - Well, pull...                         
  - Can I have more?                         
  - Well, pull...                         
  - Can I have more?                         
  - Let's take a record, "troika"!           
   Another teacher:                 
  - Why did you give him a C?     
  - Well, he was looking for something!               
                                         
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  “Listen,” the assistant professor loses his temper,
giving a C to a student who is already in third grade
fails the exam for the second time, -
what don't you want to learn?  After all, in the end
After all, no one has died from teaching yet!      
  “I know,” says the student, “but it’s better
don't take risks...                          
                                         
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   On the exam. Professor:               
  - Student Petrov! Do you even read the newspaper?
are you?                                      
  - Certainly.                             
  - And do you read them a lot?               
  - How many times I vomit in the toilet, so many chi-
I'm melting...                                   
                                         
                  * * * There is an exam type test with questions on
which must be answered “Yes/No”. One stu-
dent tosses a coin and then writes -
gives the result. The teacher thinks:    
  - Well, this one will finish first.            
   The exam is over, the rest of the students
They’ve already written and left, but this one still sits and
tosses a coin. The teacher needs
I was tired of looking at it, and came up and asked:
et:                                      
  - Well, did you answer the questions?          
  - Yes.                                  
  - What are you doing then?                
  - I'm checking.                            
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   The applicant comes from the first exam
and parents naturally rush to him:
  - Well, how was the exam?                     
  - Nothing, only the examiner got caught
painfully pious, every time I do something
he said, he raised his eyes to the ceiling and
repeated: “Oh my God!”                   
                                         
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   Announcements at the dean's office:                
   "Students who have tails and have not passed
tongues will be hung on the second floor."  
   "The exam will not take place. All tickets are pro-
given."* * *                  
                                         
   Don’t snore during lectures, so as not to wake up
protect your neighbor!                    
                                         
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   Inscription on the desk:                     
 "No matter how much you paint the desks, the carving is
the roar will not die!                         
                                         
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  There is a lecture in progress. The lecturer stutters a little.
Draws a circle on the board and says:          
 - Shade it, shade it.                       
 Shout from the audience...                    
 Lecturer:                                 
 - Some with what, and I with chalk.                 
                                         
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   During the English exam, the teacher
The teacher gives the student a grade and says:   
  - You know the language, but you don’t have the pronunciation
obscene...                              
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       COLLECTION OF JOKES       
                                         
(C) people                                
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 A new Russian is walking along the embankment,
sad and sad, life is not good,
out of grief drinks Burgundy from his throat... Under- 
an old woman comes to him:                
 - Son, when you drink, don’t drink a bottle
throw it away... leave it here...         
 - What are you talking about, grandma, this is Burgundy,
1812, we don’t accept those!!!   
 - No problem, son. I'll be in France - there
and I'll rent it out.                                  
                                         
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  A man is standing on the street, twisting his ear somehow...
to some guy and says:            
 - I'll show you how to fuck my daughter, I
I'll show you... I'll show you...                 
  Guy:                                
 - So, I can do it myself!                    
                                         
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 Two colleagues communicate before finishing
working day.                            
 - Vasya, what will you do when you arrive?
home?- I'll rip my wife's panties!            
 - Wow, I didn’t even think you had those.
passionate relationship!                     
 - No, they just put terrible pressure on me.  
                                         
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  Two schoolgirls are talking:           
 - Listen, how do you like Romka from the third floor -
lady?                                      
 - Not really. Yesterday he came to me,
carried a bottle of Pepsi-Cola, and so many pre-
tensy: small breasts, cold ass.  
                                         
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  The foreigner returned from a mysterious country
we of Russia.  Tells his friends
everything that surprised him:                    
 - In Russia, it turns out, there are two types
women! One type - for home, to prepare
cook food, raise children and raise
share with your society. These are "wives". And also
there is another kind of woman, they exist
exclusively for love, sex, and beauty
you.  And they call them very beautifully: “le-
di"... Hmm... I don't remember exactly... Or "la-
di"...                                   
                                         
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  Wife to husband:                             
 - Dear,you see, my mother doesn’t come to us
I decided to come for a long time. We should shelter her
tit...                                  
  Husband:                                   
 - Well, how much can you TIT your MOTHER!     
                                         
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 A drug addict wakes up in the morning and breaks through
eyes and sees the Snake in the mirror instead of himself
Gorynych.                                
 “Yes,” the drug addict thinks, “it’s time to quit.”
eat acid at night...                 
 “Yes,” thinks Serpent Gorynych, crawling away from
windows - you need to tie them up at night -
Komanov.                                 
                                         
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  A rock climber is climbing a huge rock. C
laboriously overcoming the last meters, whipping
rushes to the top, and there is a man standing there.
Climber asks:                     
 - Man, who are you?                        
 - It's a waste.                              
 - What is this?                      
 - (pushing down) This is the profession.     
                                         
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 Are you having trouble frying your nails?
Call us now.                
  Urbanpsychiatric hospital.    
                                         
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  In the mental hospital there is a complete haircut. Psi-
hee are discussing how to break dad's typewriter
Rickmaker. One thought:               
 - Let's hit someone in the head
nail, the machine will break.             
  In response to him:                           
 - Come on, come on!                         
 -Who are we going to hit?                   
 - You suggested - we’ll beat you.         
 - Okay, who will drive in?           
 - Well, at least Vasya.                         
 - No, not him.                    
 - And what?                                
 - Yes, I know him, he hits a nail once,
twice on the head.                      
                                         
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  Zapadlo walks through the forest and suddenly sees -
there is a tent.  Comes to the tent and you-
pulls all the pegs - the tent stands.
Then Zapadlo jumps from above - tent
worth it.  He takes a club and hits the roof -
the tent stands and does not move. Pritaski-
gathers a pile of brushwood, covers the tent and
sets it on fire - the tent does not burn. Then
Exhausted man Zapadlo looks into
tent, and I don’t care sitting there.* * *                  
                                         
  A stoned hare sits on the bank of a river,
and on the other side a bear eats juicy ma-
Lina.                                    
 - Bear, swim here!                  
 - Fuck off, hare.                         
 - Bear! Well, quickly swim here!     
 - I'm tired of it already!                           
 - To whom I tell, swim!                   
  The bear rushes into the river and swims across
to the other side.                         
 - What do you need, hare?                       
 - Hey, bear, you’re standing here,
You pester me, and on the other side there’s such a
The raspberries are growing.                       
                                         
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  A Georgian enters a store:              
 - Give me this fabric ten met-
ditch                                     
 - Why so much?                    
 - Costume!                               
 - But a suit needs three or four meters...
 - And the cap?!                             
                                         
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  The sofa is taken out of the boss's office. Secret
Tarsha in amazement:                       
 - Can I consider myself fired?!* * *                  
                                         
  Three women discuss which position is painful
gives more pleasure. First:      
 - When a man is behind you, it’s great! 
 Second:                                 
 - When a man is in front - awesome!    
 Third:                                 
 - And I love bullfighting...                  
 First two:                             
 - How is that?                              
 - You sit on top of a guy and say,  
that you have AIDS!                         
 - ???                                   
 - Well, you have to hold on for 30 seconds.       
                                         
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  A woman returns from the resort. Sits in
on the plane and, drowning in sweet memories,
knowledge, with a little disappointment,
sings to his knees:                      
 - Well, here you are together!!!                
                                         
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  A new Russian comes to the doctor. For rent
tests. Doctor:                           
 - Yes-ah! My dear, you have a serious problem...
disease - worms!                      
  New Russian:                         
 - Damn it!  Whichindecent dia-
noz - the lads, damn it, won't understand! But you can't
Is it possible to formulate it somehow more impressively?
(takes out $100).                          
 - Please! Diagnosis of "spectacled snakes" for you
will it suit you?                                 
                                         
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  Call to the apartment:                     
 - Tell me, do homosexuals live here? 
 - I don’t know, now I’ll ask my wife: Fedya,
do homosexuals live with us?               
                                         
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  A woman comes to the doctor:            
 - Doctor!  I think I'm starting little by little
to look like a man.                 
 - What is it? - the doctor is interested.   
 - You know, I'm starting to get
secondary sexual characteristics. Now there's a voice
became low, almost bass. Tin appeared
breast shading: on the chest, down to the stomach and
below - all the way to the penis...                
                                         
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  A young man and a girl were silent for a long time
traveling in a train compartment.                      
 “Girl,” he can’t stand it. “You’re...
why are you silent?                            
 - I want to and remain silent! - she answers.          
 - Country. You want to be silent.             
                                         
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  Two blue ones are sitting. A simple man approaches them
titutka, offers to have some fun for $20. 
They answered her:                           
 - Get out of here, you two-assed monster!        
                                         
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  A man enters a restaurant.              
 Man:                                  
  - I'd like some French chicken.  Waiter
runs away and brings the Russian. The man is fussing
two fingers in the chick's ass:              
  - Russia, state farm "New Dawn". What are you talking about
They brought it to me for bullshit - I’m Russian after all
tongue said that I want French!     
  The dumbfounded waiter runs away in shock. For-
goes to the kitchen, asks if there is french
thin.  He wasn’t there, he takes am-
Rican and runs back.               
  A man sticks two fingers in his ass:          
 - America, Texas. What are you asking me again
They brought it for nonsense, I asked - French
cool!!!                               
  The dumbfounded waiter runs into the kitchen and
calls a nearby restaurant where you order
eats French chicken. He brings it to the man.
  The man sticks two fingers in his ass again:    
 - France, Paris. In! It would be like that right away.     
 Nearsits drunk, who always
watched what was happening:                
 - Man! I'm trudged! Come on, check who it is
me!!!                                     
                                         
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  Grandma bought a cow. On the first day
milked 20 liters of milk, on the second - 15,
on the third - 10, a week later, milked
just a glass.  I called the doctor. That one
I looked and concluded:           
 - Well, it’s okay, the bull is jacked off, but to live
there will be.                                   
                                         
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  Cheburashka and Crocodile Gena are sitting in a cell
and a man. Cheburashka asks the man:    
 - Do you want a dick to the floor?                  
 Man:                                  
 - Well, it wouldn’t hurt!                     
 Cheburashka:                              
 - Gena, bite off his legs...              
                                         
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  A girl calls a guy:                  
 -Will you come to me?                   
 - Well.                                   
 - We'll drink tea.                        
 - Well.                                   
 - We'll watch TV together.- Well.                                   
 - You will sit with me.                  
 - Well.                                   
 - You'll start hugging.                     
 - Well.                                   
 - You'll start kissing.                     
 - Well.                                   
 - We'll go to bed together.                      
 - Well.                                   
 - WELL YOU FUCK ME!                   
 - I got the hint, I’m leaving!                 
                                         
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  The girl was sliding down the slide. Got caught
one place per nail. Comes to correspondence
to the relevant doctor:                      
 - Sew it up!                              
 Ta:                                     
 - Well, how much do you have to leave?             
 - Well, as much as you have.            
 - No girl! Go ride some more.       
                                         
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  The man picked up the woman. And that one is on her period...
Well, he did his job, he wakes up on
morning. Sees: legs with blood on the stomach:     
 - I killed her...                          
 Suitable for mirror:                     
 - And he ate...* * *                  
                                         
  A man is driving with a macaque in the car. Their remains
the traffic cop pours in:                       
 - Who is this, monkey?          
 - No, it's a joke.                   
 - ???                                   
 A man unzips his fly, hits his
head of the macaque, which in turn begins
make forward movements... Than
The harder he hit her, the harder she worked -
la.                                      
 A man asks a traffic cop:              
 - Do you want to try it?                   
 - No, I don’t like being hit on the head.  
                                         
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  A man comes home with a huge suitcase -
nom and shouts to his wife: “I earned 1 million.
bucks."  She runs out of the kitchen: what yes
how, it can’t be, etc. Well he opens
suitcase, spills money on the floor - exactly
he is the one. And he tells her to collect
things. She goes through the cabinets, then stops -
sulking and pouting like this: “What things should I take?
winter or summer?  And he responded: “And
winter and summer and get out of here!!!" 
                                         
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  Early morning.  Hut on the edge of the village.
The door opens andcomes out small
puny little man. Stretch, sweet
yawns. Then the door of the house opens again,
a HUGE woman comes out and says:         
 - Let's go to the hut (bascom)                 
 - Fucking? (subtle and plaintive)        
 - Have breakfast! Fucking hell. (so affectionately)     
                                         
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  Tram, crush.                        
 - Sorry, you're not at the next stop
are you coming out?                                
 - No.                                  
 - Then finish quickly, I need to go out
it's time.                                    
                                         
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  Hacker enters the elevator, he needs 12
floor.  Well, he first presses button 1,
then 2 and begins to search painfully
ENTER button.                            
                                         
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  Two people are lying in bed.                  
 She:                                    
 - Darling, why don’t you entertain me?
hands and tongue?                         
  He, wagging his hands near his ears and tongue: 
 - B-e-e-e!* * *                  
                                         
  Cheburashka resorts to the crocodile Gena and
says:                                 
 - Gen, Shapoklyak gave birth!               
 - So drown them quickly!                   
 - I drowned my own, but yours float. :()
                                         
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  Night.  One-room apartment. Parents
Little girls want to make love. Father started
nay, but the mother does not agree:            
 - The child is not sleeping!                      
 Father:                                   
 - Sleeping!.... Vovochka, are you sleeping?... Bring-
si water! ...silence...                  
 Father:                                   
 - You see, he’s sleeping!                  
 And they continue the work they started... Minutes later
20 a dissatisfied voice is heard above them:
 - How long do I have to stand here with water?  
                                         
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  Narcs in the parish are covered by the cops. They throw
into the car and taken to the department. They're sewing.
the next day - court. Narc is injected into
courtroom, put in the dock,
the accusation is read out.                    
  Judge:                                 
 - Based on the above, the court ordered
saysyou....                       
  Narc (jumping up, eyes bulging):       
 - BOTH! COPS!!!!                     
                                         
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   Sometimes I suspect that in life there is no
sense.  Or worse, the meaning that
I don't like it...                       
                                         
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   The soldier writes to his father:                    
   - I lost my leg in a fierce battle and am lying in
hospital without a penny of money. Urgent help
gi.                                      
   - Son! Since this is already the fourth
ha, which you are losing, learn to move-
attack the rest.                    
                                         
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   A smart student is difficult to kill, his sleep
chala must be found.                         
                                         
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   - Darling, don’t drive yourself out of me...    
                                         
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   Got an appetite? Don't slow down! Eat!* * *                  
                                         
   The guy brings the girl to his home and
says: - What are you going to drink - vodka or
alcohol?  - Well, I don’t know, everything tastes like that -
Nenko.                                 
                                         
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   Toothpaste "Aquafresh" - triple for-
shield from Blend-a-med toothpaste!      
                                         
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   Selling my homeland. Barter possible.       
                                         
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   A drop of nicotine kills a horse, but a drop
"FAIRY" kills a fat horse.           
                                         
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   Dunno Questions:                     
   If nothing sticks to the Teflon, then
How is Teflon glued to a frying pan?     
   If Superman really is that brave...
ry, then why does he wear his red ones?
panties over pants?                     
   When at Disneyland you take photographs
Rushing with Mickey Mouse, smiling
is there a man in the middle of Mickey Mouse?Why aren't planes made from the same thing?
material, what are “black boxes” for them? 
   If a word is written incorrectly in a word
Var, how can you find out about this?       
   When a car drives, does the air rotate?
in wheel chambers?                         
   Why does a cat always fall on its paws?
burtebrod - butter side down? What will happen
if you attach it to the cat’s back, oil side up,
drink burtebrod and throw it on the third
floors?                                   
   What color is a chameleon when it looks?
looking at himself in the mirror?                   
   Why do kamikazes wear helmets?    
                                         
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   Do you want to get rid of the sediment on your soul -
don't boil!                           
                                         
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   Aircraft designer:                      
   - The first flight on my plane I co-
I do it myself!                              
   Architect:                           
   - I'm standing under the bridge at the moment when-
yes, the first column of cars is being launched along it! 
   Programmer:                           
   - And I... and I... I can sit with my ass-
put it on a laser disk with your program
mine!* * *                  
                                         
   Selling Kalashnikov answering machine.      
                                         
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   Horse for sale.   Model 1995,
full water, stomach volume is four liters
tra.  Leather interior, cruise control, air
You can tune it to complete mince. Not broken
not rotten. Negotiable.                
                                         
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   A 70-year-old woman is looking for a job. Intimacy
don't offer!                           
                                         
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   Sugar and salt are white death. Forest and
vodka - green friends!                  
                                         
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   I'm not sad, I'm sober.          
                                         
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   Gerasim and Mu-Mu are sailing in a boat... MuMu
looks thoughtfully at Gerasim:           
  - Listen, Gerasim, something for me today
your mood is somehow notlike...
There's something you're not saying...            
                                         
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   Aphorism of the day:                          
   Bitchiness is when a man is blown away
they are planning to make a hybrid of a vibrator with a jar
swearing                                   
                                         
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   Give me a point of support and I'll say a toast! 
                                         
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   One who is born to drink cannot help but drink!      
                                         
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   - How did you manage to get so drunk yesterday?
   - There was nothing to snack on.              
   - What, there wasn’t enough money for a snack?   
   - No, my teeth were knocked out.                
                                         
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   Evening.  Bar. The doors to the hall open
a whole crowd of green devils is pouring in.
The bartender says:                          
   - Get out of here. Yours hasn't arrived yet... 
                                         
                  * * *The newlyweds are lying in bed. 22:00     
   - Galya, can I?                        
   03:00                                 
   - Well, Galya, can I?                     
   06:00                                 
   - Galyunchik, is it possible?!                
   10:00                                 
   - Ha-ala-ya, can I?..                  
   - Okay, get off...                  
                                         
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   Love is such a magical feeling
when you feel like you're flying up
higher and higher to the clouds. And then it appears
enlightenment. And you realize that you are in the sky,
I forgot my parachute on the ground...              
                                         
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   From the forensic examination:                 
   "Four stab wounds were found on the corpse -
niya, two of which are fatal and two, to
fortunately, not fatal... And also a corpse-
spots ranging in size from 5 and 10 kopecks
cash coins totaling 3 hryvnia 75
kopecks."                                 
                                         
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   Ivan Susanin's book "How to
make friends."* * *                  
                                         
   Selling a glass of grass. Not Herbalife.  
                                         
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 The patient leaves after anesthesia:        
   - Doctor, for some reason I can’t feel
your legs.                               
   - You see, we had to amputate
both hands.                                
                                         
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   - Tell me, can I become a fashion model?  
   - No, only an identikit.            
                                         
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   Family of cannibals.  Mother and son are hungry -
waiting for the father of the family. Dad falls down with
a coffin on his shoulder.  The son sighs: - Again
canned food...                              
                                         
                  * * *                  
                                         
   The sign on the tombstone of the new Russian:
   "The subscriber is temporarily absent."       
                                         
                  * * *Mom scolds Vovochka:              
  - There were two apples on the table, and now
I see only one thing. Explain!             
  - It was dark and I didn’t notice the second...