Miracle #03 16 июля 1999

SWAP'A Basics - information for beginners as well as a few sly misrepresent, which You can crank the mail.

    (C) Blade / Triumph

    (C) Ice'Di Griz / Triumph

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             Fundamentals svapperskogo case


   This article is intended
for people who want to improve in
his town with the new situation
software. Simply put, the article for future
svapperov (swap - exchange of
Eng.).


   The text is based on real
events that took place in Chelyabinsk in the period of the 
program stagnation.



   Let's start, as they say
from scratch. Let us consider two initial choices.

1. You are a lone hacker, or a member of any group (which is 
much better, but not in principle very important). You (your 
team) released a pair or two projects that did not go beyond

the limits of your city. Home
already have. Now you need to
find a good, and most importantly
reliable svappera from another
city.


   Assume these are:
Flash / ASM, Eternity Industry,
Sector / SMG. The answer to these firms, is provided to you. 
O.K. take phone, and calls to the city,

which is closest to you.
Best to call after
00.00 hours. Rings and
seems to offer more 'spread a couple of
floppies'. Positive response
guaranteed 90 per cent.
Find out the address of your future
buddy;) and send him
detailed letter with two or three
diskettes, and accordingly
waiting for an answer. Should not be nervous, and calls through 
each week, with questions: And before you

letter came? or When is the answer? It is considered bad form, 
and svapper, from the constant calls may hit the ceiling and 
... Send you away. Such is the terrible reality of life ... 


    Well, here we have a long-awaited answer. If this 6anderol, 
then grab a notice and quickly fill the back

side (your name, passport number, signature, etc ...). Reject 
all plans for the day, and go for email and receive banderolku. 
This is best done on the same day, because Email store for free 
parcel post first five days of receipt of the notice. Over the 
next few days you have to store Pay ... Here you have the 
beginning ... 


                  Second choice:

2. Take the worst. K
suit you - the "wild user, which the terrible famine of the 
software, which in a city you have so much as

Snow in Africa. Pretty bad case, but try to wiggle out from 
him. Here you need to dig a little pile of money. Further 
contacts with the anyone of the above people, and buy ABSOLUTE 
SVEZHAK. Ie the most recent entry in the directory. Indicated 
in the letter all the selected programs (with the number of 
disks) and postal order sends money. Next look at the first 
paragraph, and draw conclusions about the telephone calls and 
receiving wrappers. Here you have the beginning

the second point, comrades!


                   Go further.

3. You have a happy
novya owner. Now, proceed as follows. For
First, create a disk
catalog (in text files
for example). O.K. directory is created. Now look for a
second svappera. We can take
from the same spisochka, and refer to it (without any calls), 
these same programs + catalog, and of course email. 


   Now before you start the whole reach trick 'circular
trafficking programs in nature '?
Thus you get more
novya and send your first friend:) you get,
as a link between
them. Next you need to act
along the same lines, the main thing to understand the strategy.

And finally:


                "As a fuck-mail"

                        or

               "Tricks"


    - If you send a packet, then the best estimate
it to one (1) ruble, since
very rare case where
packet does not reach the recipient, and each time pay
5 or 10 rubles ... At large
parties is very noticeable.


    - If you are sending
diskette in an envelope, it is always
scotch tape the mark (!)
so that the recipient received your
letter could be easily erased (though
foot), printing marks, carefully cut them out and immediately
send you a reply. These stamps can be juzat quite a long period 
of time. 


    - Now we shall understand in prices. For example to send a 
letter in Russia is worth 1 ruble 15 kopecks, that given the 
fact that Your letter does not weigh more than 20

gram. Our experience shows that 4.5 drives are being sent the 
easiest to glue your own bag and glue on It marks the amount of 
1.80. By At least, our mail this

option completely satisfied. A
best of all, do not be lazy and
go to the post - let you
weigh the letter and announced his
value.


    - All must know that
sending parcels to other republics, take quite
good money. Consider this
option: you have 10 disks for
dispatch. So why do not we
join two bags of five
floppy disks in each - and all lovely, you spent a lot
less money and little to secure themselves from the customs. 
After necessarily look at customs

'Inventory' on the envelope and if
them out there that do not like it,
then wait for an answer - you will be returned
parcel, although in this case the mail will be obliged to you
repay the money spent.


    - If you still decide to send the packet, then
never to 'describe' do not write,
that something like this: disks
floppiki, diskettes, etc. Need
write as follows: magnetic disk
(Floppy disk for a computer or
records).


    - Now the most tricky distorted. And why do not we take
mark with another letter and some of their podkorrekit blade
in other words to erase a piece of
printing, so you can see the main cost of stamps! Rest
You can glue the other piece
mark (new) for example on
a few pennies.


     - The most 'progressive'
option is the 'delivery
zheleznodorzhnym way. " This is done as follows.
You, as always collect posylchonku, packs it is desirable in a 
box of floppy disks and call on the railway

Station. There'll know when
Train departs desired, ie,
train that goes up to (or
a) the desired city. Learning
the exact time, going to the station
and waiting for the train, quickly
runs one of the conductors (whose face kinder;) and ask him in 
a certain city to give this little box right person (do not 
forget indicate on the box's name and

recipient's name (or phone)). Then you can do
in two ways: first - you
pay the conductor a little money (rubles 5-10) for the work, and
second - you can negotiate with the conductor that the 
recipient will pay him rubles 15. Memorize number of the car, 
and call to that same recipient

- To notify him of the train
(Route) and the number of the car. This method is most suitable
for very quick dispatch
floppy disks.


      At this perhaps all.

Do not give cash in the mail

           companies!