Adventurer #11 31 июля 2000

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Ottyag - Winnie the Pooh and all, all, (continued).

     (C) DAVOS / HS / CPU


            - C K A H O H K A -

                   1999

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              almost folk,

              almost a fairy tale ...

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     One day, one fine, sunny day, Winnie the Pooh and Piglet 
decide to go fishing. To this end, has a good cause of Winnie 
the Pooh, he smoked like akulyatinki. But he had no bait.

Piglet fishing did not want to go. But since
as in Winnie the Pooh was no bait in Piglet had no choice. 
Bought two boxes ingredients and a packet of honey on cereal

zakus, Winnie the Pooh took the bait and, together with
Piglet has gone on stream. Fish.
Long or a short if they were going, but after
three days to meet them caught the donkey Eeyore,
As always in a state of deep meditation. He strongly wanted, do 
not be afraid to say, eat and drink, you know Do. And he stood 
between the tank with beer and Hawk, and muttered under his 
breath: 


     - Alignment, you know, here is the following:
Food left, water right. Hence, I must
to eat first. No! I want more and drink
mean, first I have to drink, and then
eat. Hum ... - Pondering, the donkey pulled out from a fold-out 
meter, and carefully measuring the distance between themselves

and Hawk, then another and beer, with
sour view said: - So ... Distance
to zhrachki beer and the same ... Extend
calculating ...

     - Wow, an ass! - Greeting
waved his paw appeared on the footpath
Bear.

     - Hello, Eeyore! - Rang out from the bushes
squeak Piglet flown away from the greeting stroke of Winnie the 
Pooh. 

     - Hello - gloomily said Eeyore.

     - You lost weight - said Winnie, after examining a 
skeleton with a tight ass on it skin - Beer drinking?


     - I'm trying. - Said Eeyore, sad
sigh.

     - I'm a little glotnu - asked Winnie the Pooh, opened the 
tap in the tank and stuck to it. 

     - Please, - said the sad Eeyore
jealous of Winnie the Pooh - Yes, Winnie, it is hard to be a 
philosopher and solve all the worldly problems with our 
understanding of the entire height life on earth.


     It may well be that Eeyore himself
did not understand what blurted.

     Winnie, stuck to tap the tank, kicked standing next to a 
pig. Piglet was not kept on the hooves and fell.

Stigma directly in a salad.

     - Help yourself, Piglet, - said Eeyore.

     - Thank you, - said Piglet, eaten
Hawk and all rygnuv.

     - It is helpful - said Winnie,
draining the tank and half oslyachyu solving the problem - 
we're going to fish for shark.


     Pokushamshi a donkey and the leaving of
die on the road with hunger, and Winnie
Bait ... what? .. Ah, yes. I misspoke.
Winnie and Piglet went on their way.
Long or a short is going good fellows,
but met them on their way to the house of goat hooves.

     - Koza probably at home - said Piglet - You can shake off 
with her milk. 

     - Is it possible - has agreed to Winnie the Pooh
putting on the ground of two boxes of ingredients
and taking from him one flyanets.

     - Come on, - said Piglet, zatsokav
hoofs to the lodge.

     But he saw a wolf on tsyrlah gets to lodge Goat, pig and 
therefore from fear to a halt. 

     Wolf, meanwhile scratched (I hope you have the last four 
letters in my head echoes are not given?) On the door and the 
question rude smoked a hoarse voice "Wer ist das?" squeaked:


     - That I, goat came from. Beer kiddies
brought.

     - Enter, - said the kid bass
running wolf into the house.

     Piglet sob, sorry kids.

     But the milk he is still wanted.

     - Come on - Winnie with flanges in the hand
went to the house.

     - There wolf - said Piglet.

     - And I do not care - said Pooh
continuing to go to the house.

     Cottage meanwhile shook and from the screams and the roar 
break the furniture. 

     - Kozlov beat - thought Piglet.

     - Kids beat - think Winnie the Pooh.
In contrast, Piglet, he occasionally read a newspaper and had 
heard about a gang of kids, Gopnik 

     Climbing up the ladder to
door, beckoned to Winnie Piglet. Piglet came. Sighing, Winnie 
shoved door and peered inside. Piglet squeezed his eyes shut, 
and when he opened his eyes he saw terrible picture: 
zagopotevshie unshaven kids with a cigarette in his teeth 
kicked rolling on the floor and pick out from teeth wood chips 
wolf. 

     - What are you doing, wolves! - Whining
Wolf, closing the face with their paws.

     - Shut up, kid! - Screaming kids,
continuing to handle the wolf and hooves
deform it shape.

     The youngest kid perched
on the cabinet and, after his pants and shouted from the top:

     - Blattsy! Postolonites! I'm at it
svelhu popysayu!

     - EMA-e, - said the surprise Piglet, now he was sorry for 
the Wolf - No fuck yourself!


     - Crime - Winnie the verdict.

     - Keep it up, baby, I snasiluyu it, as once he had me, 
there was a gloating voice bleating goats. 

     - Since then, and appeared Minotavl? -
asked the youngest kid.

     And here she is - takes off her jacket,
ish. Love wanted to. Another Minotavrika implement. Hmm. Boobs 
a Tuyev hucha, my God!


     - Stash - Vinny muttered irritably, clutching flyanets.

     Kids stepped aside - and goat with
blanket at the ready skakanula on Wolf.
Covered with a blanket, she ... (Cut
censor)

     - Floss clean water - said
Winnie the Pooh - The Complete debauchery!

     - Oh, guests - said, surprised
kids who might want to try another
somebody the other day and seen by Vidic
beats Kung Fu.

     But though Winnie was a splash, but not
obstacle: the youngest kid on the horns - on! on the light bulb 
in the ceiling of the stool - on! The light went out. Darkness. 
The hut kids running around and foul language. Goat

continued their dirty work. You know what?
She, weary voice, saying, "top"
gently stroked .... (Forty-kilobyte
detailed description of an act of censorship). Winnie shoved 
flyanets Piglet: 

     - Goat takes a wolf under the blanket. Right now
She finally can bare - run, milking flyanets milk! And be 
quick, but not the kids have a light bulb screw the!


     The oldest kid was standing on the table and held the bulb 
in the hooves, sticking it into the cartridge, and the 
remaining six kids twisted around clockwise.


     Piglet bullets swept the hut and
slipped under the blanket.

     - Feeling? - Yelled Vinnie.

     - Yes, seems to be ... - Hesitantly replied, Piglet, who 
did not know even how to look at Goats chest. 

     - Doi, DPI! They have a lamp almost
screwed!

     Piglet, thrusting tits, as he believed in flyanets, began 
vigorously to pull it. A few drops fell in flyanets ... 

     - Is that all? - Muttered Piglet
and shouted: - Winnie, a goat tits hairy?

     - Yes, yes! Seven! - Said Winnie.

     - Eight - corrected Wolf, caressing
Goat.

     - Well, times eight, continue, - said to himself, Piglet, 
continuing to pull the quickening pace tits. He believed, as in 
the dark he nifiga not seen. 

     - Back, goats, twist! - Squealed
Senior goat - front, back! Twist, twist!

     Bam! A bright light filled the hut. Here they are
- Gopnik - electricians - around the table
stand, squint, goats! From under the blanket got sweaty Piglet 
and triumphantly raised above flyanets head with a white cloudy 
liquid: 

     - Winnie! I'm milking a flyanets milk!

     - Hammer! - Praised the Pooh.

     - Sam Axe! - Piglet offended.

     - Run! - Called Winnie, yurknuv for
door.

     Seconds later on the street flew Piglet from a strong kick 
in the ass. More a second later dumped on the street gang

kids. I will not for a long time to describe what was
- The pursuit was. But Winnie and Piglet had disappeared from 
the crooks, zapetlyav the woods. There. But ingredients have 
been lost since the first business for seven kids unrolled 47

flanges ingredients, and then give way to the hooves ran for 
fishermen. But the fishermen have disappeared. And stayed with 
Winnie tokmo Rod da flyanets milk at Piglet.


     Panting, Winnie sat on a stump and
Piglet stretched paw:

     - Give me milk.

     Having flyanets, Vinnie eagerly sucked the neck and began 
to gurgle absorb the content ...


     - ... A boobs-then goats strange
pancake - said Piglet - Solid as
stick! And hot - in all hoofs of burns!

     Winnie froze. And the next second
noise vybleval "milk" back ...


                *


     Long or a short is, were good fellows forest. Learned, 
then the path of the road to the river from a local man named 
Ivan, by the name of Susanin. And when, I mean. And they came 
in dark wood, in any Koscheyushka lived. Rod, thrown in

Vinny over his shoulder, always clung to
gnarled branches of the withered trees.

     - Well, ass! - Said Piglet, inserting foreign mot.

     - And very deep, - said Winnie,
flash of knowledge zabugornye speech.

     But here, where no penny came Sprites and without words, 
dragged to the Fisher his boss - Koscheyu infinitely. A mansion

y Koshchey - O-ho-ho: the left one looked - yadrena mother! The 
right look - wow! Top look - zashib!


     - Wow! Zashib! Yadrena mother! -
in different voices in the main koscheevskom
Hall spoke fishermen, twisting their heads to
parties zabugornye gizmos, though!

     Chair, stood in the middle of the hall, with
squeak turned, and sitting in it subject croaked:

     - Bullshit does not hold.

     This was Koschey. As they say - all
honor by honor: a skinny chump, skinny
whole, and where only the whole leaves grub? Not
in horse feed, though! On the head with Koshchey sits
Crown and he was all black with a painted on dud human bones.

     - Hi, - squeaked Piglet.

     - Guten taag - said in zabugornye Winnie.

     - Jess, Natyurlih, ah spikayu and-vashenski - Koschey 
said, rising from his chair, - Well, what the fuck you in my 
priperlisya ownership?


     - And we have this ... Democracy! - Winnie stammered.

     - And here - capitalism in action!
- Exclaimed Koschey.

     - That you Che for a knife - asked Piglet, poked at the 
hoof hanging on the wall of a sword.


     - It? - Koschey ugly grin -
This is a Gift from Ilyusha Muromtsa, so be it land
he's down ... It's - Sword - kladenets!

     - Sword-candy? - Asked Piglet - and this is how?

     - Member of the herd! - Srifmoval Koschey
and stridently laughed - I'll be brief.
Your nationality who?

     - Bear - said Winnie, and added
- Among other things, cuddly.

     - Here's how - surprised tone said
Scrag.

     - Pig - said Piglet.

     - And in your ear? - Asked Koschey, removing
sword from the wall - and put it kladenets
to the throat pig.

     - No, you misunderstand me - said
Piglet - This is my nationality: a pig.

     - Um - thoughtfully murmured Koschey -
Strange, never heard of. Maybe you Rusichi?

     - Aha, - nodded fishermen.

     - Or the Finns?

     - Yes!

     - So the Germans, the banner!

     - Kaneshno, daragoy!

     - Okay, okay - Koschey waved
hand and sat back in the chair - in short,
I will be brief: I've got a development of the economy, 
capitalism. Civilization one word. And I ... Yes ... How to 
formulate a ...? Um-um ... In general: I recently invented a 
new law, which states that anyone who infringes on my border, 
are facing the death penalty. Well, that do you think?


     - Basically your law is good, but
it can find a lot of deficiencies, if
bring this case a good lawyer -
said Winnie, - Zakolebletes amendments
scribble, believe me.

     - Okay, nothing to say you do not want
- Koschey waved his hands - I've been an amendment
just introduced: pig death
through mercy. And one more thought here:
teddy bears undergirding the language to seven
revolutions around the neck.

     Piglet meanwhile crept down the hall,
looking at the outlandish zabugornye gizmos.

     - Che for an egg? - Asked Piglet.

     Seeing a black egg in a pig hoof Koschey face changed:

     - Put that down!

     - Well, Che yelling something? - Displeasure
muttered Piglet, and climbed up a shelf to put the egg, where 
he his picked up - Well, that's all ...


     Fell to the floor with Dvadtsatimetrovy
height, Piglet has caused a slight concussion koscheevskogo 
castle. Egg, lying on the the top shelf, rolled and dropped

down.

     - A! Murderers! - Koschey squealed.

     - It is itself! - Said Piglet - So
was!

     Bah! Egg, dropping to the floor, smashed
pieces, and he got out of Donald Duck.

     - Shit, - said the duckling, - in the ass
needle stuck!

     Feeling among the feathers of a needle duckling pulled her 
to himself, but accidentally broke off a needle tip. Scrag, 
screamed, and fell with the bones on the floor. The castle was 
dissolved in air, as if it had never been. Duck flew away

though it was, and Pooh and Piglet
again in a dense forest alone all alone.


                *


     Tady depressed boys - where to go?
Around the dense forest. Still gone
they aimlessly. Since his eyes
lads looked straight, then they are gone
directly. Long good fellows raised dust
on the road, until they went out in a purely
field, but not caught them at eye cave.

     - It seems the rain is going to - Piglet mumbled, looking 
at the dark sky and breath in deeply the smell of something 
burning. 

     - Hmm, and exactly, of coz, - said Winnie.

     Approaching the cave, Vinnie clasped paws
megaphone and shouted:

     - HOME IS WHO ?!!!!

     Cave stirred, and the next
second before the bear appeared scaly lizard's head - it was 
the Dragon. 

     - What are you yelling for me in the ass, you moron! - 
Snake growled with displeasure, splash Bear burning.


     Screamed and rushed to the lads
in different directions. Serpent vile giggle
and tried to grab the small clawed paw porosenochka, muttering:

     - What a delicious wild boar ...

     Neuro zahryukav, Piglet added
Gas and slipped between the claws Gorynycha.
Second - and Piglet had disappeared in the saving lesochke.

     Winnie fared worse - damn
Rod clung sticking out of the ground
roots and grass, which significantly reduces
vinnipuhovskogo speed of movement.

     Waving his wings, Dragon
was hoisted aloft and measured dived on
escaping the first dish.

     Winnie, panting, I reached the last meters to the stunted 
trees and dry, breaking otsohshie branch, with a crackling 
burst into thicket. "Saved!" he thought, with relish lounging 
on the faded grass. 

     "But fuck you!" - Thought Snake
dyhnuv fire to trees, which hid Winnie the Pooh.

     But the fire did not work - only a small cloud of smoke 
from his nostrils vybilos Snake and forced to go Piglet in a 
strong coughing spell. 

     Filings in the head of Winnie the Pooh worked
on all cylinders, and soon came up with Winnie
funny cracker: next to the Serpent, when
Winnie confused his ass with the cave,
was a large oak tree with a gold chain and obkumarenym cat, 
read aloud tales of Pushkin. And, therefore, ought to entice 
the snake to oak have it there in a pinch cleft in two trunk! 
Piglet, looking at the mine concentrated Winnie the Pooh, all 
instantly understood and ran to the oak tree, funny tossing

hoof. Zaulyulyukav, Snake laid steep
turn and low rumble came at the peak, holding paws to grab the 
fleeing polovchee pig. Piglet with might and main to be able to 
threshing hooves on the ground, knocking out a fraction, and 
approached the cherished oak. Operation entered a decisive 
phase: again! - Whistling Piglet raced in cracked in half

trunk! Two! - There was a gentle slap and
with oak welled cat - a kite stuck
in bifid trunk of an old oak.

     Pleased with himself, Winnie and Piglet
continued on their way. Long or a short
whether, were good fellows, but met
them on the way, two hedgehog sitting on a stump
and knitting hats. Winnie bowed:

     - Hi, tell me the way to the stream.


   Without leaving your desk, one of the hedgehogs grunted:

     - Right, right, right, right,
back straight.

     - Thank you, - said the polite Piglet, and the fishermen 
have gone in that direction. 

     When the fishermen have stopped swinging
branches of bushes, one of the hedgehog said to another:

     - Why did you do it wrong way
said?

     - Why did you tell me yesterday dismissed a hat? Ow, watch 
out! - In the legs hedgehog stopped flickering spokes. 

     - Jo? - Said another hedgehog.

     Raced on the track animals - first
one by one, then in twos and threes, and
After all the beasts pushed herds.

     - Where are you? - Shouted the hedgehogs, but
animals with very serious faces
ran past and did not respond to questions ezhikovskie - Well, 
where are you running for? Ostanovilsya Hare:


     - Snake Gorynycha in oak ached, so
that's all and run his fucking! ..

     - Yes you cho? - Stared hedgehogs - He's a kid!

     - Kid - not a kid, what a difference!
dismissed Hare - It is important the process!

     And galloped on. Exchanging glances,
hedgehogs dropped their needles in the bushes, and put on 
spikes nedovyazannye hats and joined the stream of animals 
fleeing rape helpless Snake Gorynycha ...



                *


     How long were good fellows in this
hedgehog path winds among centenarians
pines and ancient oaks, leaving a zigzag
in the impenetrable darkness of the Black Forest. Jaws
Pigs snap with fear, and from each
rustle Piglet jumped up and struggled to
dart away somewhere. But restrained.
Winnie the Pooh was walking with a dreamy smile - in
their dreams have to stick Piglet
hook and threw the bait into the water ...

     - Oh, - cheep Piglet interrupted dreams of Winnie the Pooh.

     Winnie looked around and saw a small
clearing of standing among the thickets of nettles
from rickety old hut on chicken legs. Hut, raising one leg,
idly scratched herself, and sat down a couple of times,
stretching his stiff legs.

     - On (ouch!) Bali us hedgehogs - mumbled Pooh, studying 
the outlines of the cabin - is the same ... as it is ... Bitch 
old ... Proshmandovka a coefficient ... 

     - Baba Yaga! - Squeaked Piglet, biting from fear Hoof. 
Since the hoof in Pigs are dirty, Piglet long then spat and 
smeared mud and snot on the face.


     - That's right, of coz, - VinniPuh said, pointing a paw at 
the hustle-bustle about Old ladies in the cabin torn outfit - 
Vaughn she said.


     Baba Yaga, with a businesslike air scurried back and forth 
between the cellar and outhouse. 

     - Cabbage salt - said Piglet.

     - No, - looking more closely, "said Winnie, - Head of good 
fellows, but salt. 

     Yaga at that time just finished
cram into a three-liter jar somebody
curly head, threw it on top a bit
herbs, salt, and quickly closed the
jar. After which dragged the bank
in the cellar. Waving his paw forward, Winnie the Pooh
quietly made his way away from the bushes, sadistic 
grandmother. Piglet went behind Winnie the Pooh ... 

     Thirty minutes later Winnie looked
Piglet's back was not. Chertyhnuvshis,
Winnie the Pooh turned around and went about his
traces back to the hut.

     Where's Piglet? The reader may
know what happened to him! Although
actually, nothing special happened -
Piglet on his own negligence
fell into a pit trap, but fell unsuccessfully -
straight into a trap. He wanted to scream in pain, but did not, 
so on top of his head fallen rock, and pig disconnected. A

that was then, you have probably guessed themselves ... No? 
Well, got off, so the pit Baba Yaga, plunged pig in a dusty bag 
and fairly giggled anticipating the delicious dinner ...



                *


     - Come, sit properly! - Baba Yaga shouted, holding a 
shovel with her sitting on a pig and trying to cram it in the 
oven. 

     However, the pig was tricky - it
parted the hoof and did not give his grandmother thrust himself 
into the stove. 

     But the grandmother was no fool - the more
having wanted a fresh porosyatinki, sadistic mind
Grandma has earned at full power.

     - Well, - said the witch, - I can see, horseradish
you into the fire ambush, cunning you ...

     Piglet smug grin ...

     - ... Well, in general, with slazit lopatyto, my dear, - 
mumbled grandmother. 

     Piglet has brought together hoof, hung
them with a shovel, a grandmother again! - And thrust the 
shovel with the boar in the oven! And shut the stove flap! 
Piglet loudly verescha, began banging on the throttle and 
demand to be released, otherwise it is not for myself

responsible. And against the backdrop of threats pig was
hear the rasping laugh Baba Yaga ...


                *


     However, there is one issue: whether
Winnie the Pooh, Piglet to save? Likely
fuck knows as Winnie the Pooh, a little
got lost and went on his trail for
circle seven meters in diameter that way ...


                *


     - Let me out! - Cried Piglet
drumming in the flap and filling the cabin
metallic clatter.

     - Sleep, my dear, sleep, - muttered
Baba Yaga, climbing on the stove, and convenient
lounging on the rag, replace it
bed.

     - Oh, proshmandovka!

     - Proshmanodovets! Heh heh ...

     - Yes, I can not vouch for myself! - Shouted
Piglet, sweating, - Yes, I ... I! ..

     Quite unexpectedly, pig
bzdnul. And there was a blast! Stove with lying
Baba Yaga in it shattered into pieces, and
pig blast threw
thicket of nettles, growing close to
hut. Hut shook, and the next second exploded inside. In 
different hand flew chicken feet and the roof,

log soared high into the heavens, and disappeared in an unknown 
direction. The second blast wave had not yet picked up a pig 
and oklemavshegosya kidanula him somewhere in the forest ...



                *


     - Well, and jungle! - Muttered Winnie the Pooh
going through the chain of its trails and wading
through thorny bushes, leaving
these pieces of wool, - Well, ass! All places
This fakkingovom forest similar to each
other! - Stopped and yelled Vinnie.

     Something fell from the sky straight into the dirty
puddle, spilling all around stagnant water. Pshsh! - Puddles of 
rose cloud of steam. Through the steam draw the

outlines of pork ears, and when all the steam
blown away, Winnie was surprised to find Piglet, sitting in a 
puddle with a beatific smile.


     - Boar! - Winnie surprised.

     - However, I am - said Piglet, selecting from puddles.

     - Well, - said Winnie the Pooh, throwing
on the shoulder of a fishing rod - Come on, the river soon!

     - I'm thirsty! - Whined Piglet.

     - Come, - Vinny muttered, and wandered
at random to the stream.

     Long or a short is going lads, but
Piglet Winnie plagued whining that he wants to drink. Seeing 
the pit, Piglet ran to him with all the hooves, but saw the 
sign, nakotoroy was written as follows: 

         WADA ZARAZHYNA VYRUZOM

         Pei Ny IE, and that BUDISH

              KAZLENKOM!

     - Look, - said Winnie the Pooh -
Water contamination can not drink. Come on come on!

     Piglet, yak always, decided to cheat.

     - Come on, Vinny, I am now, - said Piglet, making his way 
to the well, tokmo laces tie on the shoes ...


     - Hurry only - said Winnie,
Catch up ...

     - Aha, - Piglet nodded, dropping in
well bucket.

     ... Winnie walked briskly along the path,
when he remembered that Piglet ...

     - He is not the same shoes - Winnie stammered and turned 
around - Piglet! 

     - Mee! - Said the goat with a bell around his neck, 
standing near the well. 

     -... Goat ... - Muttered dejectedly
Winnie the Pooh - Here's a metamorphosis ...

     Taking in the leg rope, to which was
tied a goat - a former pig
Winnie walked slowly along the path, looking
his feet and muttered:

     - He drank the water, ugly ... Entire fishing
down the drain ... Well, you tell me the shark
will pick a goat? - Stopping,
Vinnie pulled the rope and looked sternly
on Piglet.

     - Mee! - Said Piglet.

     - Me - yes, or less - no? - Explained
Winnie, Piglet, but again something probleyal.


     Sad Pooh dragged along the road
and led the cheerful kid.
Fishing broke some ... After a
while Winnie and Piglet came to a crossroads
roads, and Vinny saw sitting under a signpost old man with long 
gray beard and a pointed hat and black

cloak. The old man slowly sucking tube and let the ears of the 
squares and diamonds smoke.


     Noticing Winnie, an old man came to life and
waved his hand in greeting:

     - Hey, buddy! Come here!

     Winnie listlessly approached the old man. The kid was 
trying to slip away. Therefore, Winnie strongly pulled the rope 
- so strongly that Piglet has fallen from hooves and more

not raised.

     - What? - Said Pooh, looking askance elder.

     Dzyadok brief chuckle:

     - Khe ... To start posing. I
Wishmaster. Any, actually.

     - I come in? - Did not understand Winnie.

     - O - Dzyadok raised index finger - Absolutely nothing to 
do with, but nevertheless I will do any three of your desire! - 
looking at the kid, Dzyadok added: - And three wishes of your 
companion if he could tell them, of course ... 

     Winnie looked incredulously at Dedkov, I do not impale a 
man? 

     - Mee - said Piglet, is showing signs of life.

     - Yes, - said the old man Piglet - of course, true!

     - What did he say? - Asked Winnie
Dedkov having in view of Piglet.

     - He said "Mee" - said Dzyadok and
of impatience began to walk in circles
around Winnie - Well, are planned, what do you want?

     - Well, - thinking, "said Winnie, -
I wish ... I wish ... So that kid again
turned into the old Piglet!

     Dzyadok snapped his fingers, blue sky pierced by lightning 
and hit the kid. A smell of singed ... All enveloped in a 
bluish mist ... And shortly before the bear was brought Piglet.


     - Cool!!! - Said admiringly, Winnie,
And we quickly realized a box of vodka and
do so that we were on shore
River!

     Grinning, Dzyadok snapped his fingers, blue sky pierced by 
lightning ... 


                *


     Vinny opened his eyes.

     - Oh, river! - He said.

     And there prevailed a born fisherman. Collar pig, Winnie
caught in his plaid shorts and a hook
threw the pig into the water, after which
taking from a drawer flyanets by unscrewing
cork and took a sip, looking at floundering in the river Piglet 
... 

     - Dreams come true idiot - Vinny muttered, watching as 
splashing around piglet is fast approaching shark

fin - Fresh shark - rulez. Preferably in the smoked form.

     - Help! - Cried Piglet, rowing
to shore.

     Winnie the meantime, quickly twisted to
his line, sticking his tongue from the excitement. In
Soon the shore flew Piglet
and shouting ran along the shore. Then
shark ashore flew and fell on the sand,
quivered. He waited until the shark dies,
Winnie began to slowly carve shark's carcass.

     - Piglet!

     - What?

     - Drag the branches! Right now your soot
tormentor ...


                *