Virtual Worlds #01 31 декабря 1999

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DI: HALT: 99 - Hidden Parts. Dzerzhinsky life (not only) in the period spektrumistov of DI: HALT: 99.

  Di: Halt: 99 (hidden parts)



                (C) Time Keeper



  ... August 20, 1999. Safe houses Orgamizm'a. In full swing 
preparing for Di: Halt: 99. Time Keeper alone in trying to 
establish a recalcitrant instrument, which, in turn, actively 
resists. Range is vast chaos. Scraps of wires, chips and other 
radio- attributes that are scattered among the mountains

monitors and computers located there on the floor, preventing 
normal movement of apartment. The "main Alignment

room "in the middle of the window, at
large table dominates the "soul"
future date party - Pentagon 128k,
connected to the TV brand
"DEADTV". Nearby a
of the monitors, also connected
to the host computer. Others
Monitors proudly stand on the sidelines,
showing his whole appearance that
work together with TV
they are not collected. Any attempt
make friends they ended in full
failure. None of the "proud"
Monitor would not normally
operate in conjunction with
TV, although individually
everything worked perfectly. One
of such monitors generally pulls all the images on themselves, 
creating on TV strong interference, implying

"He is in charge." Time
Keeper'u terribly disliked politician choosing a monitor.
Look around the room, he swore dirty and decided it was time to 
go smoke ...


 ... Kaif. Nice cigarette
Smoke tenderly wrapped his lungs. On the balcony was cool and
nice. "And where are all these bastards" -
thought, Time Keeper, - "what they
for so long. "(Organizm and Nuts
went even one computer). Suddenly there was a plaintive squeak 
of a door bell. "Do come - hopefully

thought, Time Keeper, and wandered
open.


  Once in the hallway, Time
Keeper realized that a little late: the door is opened 
grandmother Organizma. On the threshold stood Dark

Horse.

 - Who are you, - said his grandmother.

 - I'm actually a Organizm'u, said Dark Horse surprise. He
expecting to see someone realties more
familiar than my grandmother.

 - A Lech, - happily cried
Time Keeper, brought??

 - Got it - said Dark Horse.

Grandmother murmured something in
loss and withdrew to the kitchen.
Dark Horse took svezhenapechatannye lists for voting and
tickets.

 - Cool, - said the Time Keeper,
I did not think that happened.

 - There's a printer class, - said Dark Horse, yeah by the way, 
there some guys on the ladder

oshivayutsya site.

 - What guys - asked Time
Keeper with suspicion.

 - I do not know, they asked did not know
I where the Organism.


  Time Keeper took another sigaretinu and together with the 
Dark Hors'om they came in pod'ezd.



  Came the shout from the top. Looking in the direction of Time 
Keeper I saw three fairly burly fellow, who sat on the landing 
among a heap of bags. 

 - Well, I ran - said
Dark Horse, and reaffirming its
words that really ran
down the stairs.


  Time Keeper looked back
up ...

 - I'm Sanya, but who are you, - said
he was friendly. As it turned out to
site were the guys from SYNDROME. Few stood and chatted
with Time Keeper'om of bad weather
and other stuff (on the Weather
really was just awful. Two
weeks of solid rain, mud,
holodina) is one of SYNDROM'ovtsev
suggested:

 - Can vmazhem to 100 grams.

 - And what, let's - glad Time Keeper. Intoxicating
come as you can not drink
By the way, greatly enhancing its fighting spirit.

 - And what you own to us
Welcome, - asked
Time Keeper.

- Well, in general DeMouy brought, the graphics and music - 
they answered Syndrom'ovtsy.


 - Demo is good, - said the overjoyed Time Keeper.


. . .


 - Yes, well, you scared us and we
first looked into the building, about
which is written in the infe, and we
were told that they had about
Di: Halt: 99 is not known, and here also
Organizm'a home is not provided.
We really thought that nothing at all
will not - muttered one of the
SYNDROM'ovtsev with a little anxiety in his voice.

 - As for the building do not worry.
We just moved into the building
across the road. Di: Halt will be held there.

 - And where Organizm?? Syndrom'ovtsy interested. Time
Keeper drag on his cigarette and looked out the window and said:

 - And there he goes ...

Below, on the stairs, in fact the voice Organisma,
customized sluggishness
Nuts'a strong word. He waited until they rise
Syndrome moved them to a meeting.

 - Who is that? - Asked
Organizm saw three strangers.

- And it's the guys from the Syndrome, -
replied, Time Keeper.

- Aaaa.aa.a. .. - Mischievously grinned Organizm, well, hello.



  ... Over the next five
minutes of the delegation of the six p (?) yanyh spektrumistov 
discussed all sorts of questions one way or another

as damages caused by Spectrum.
After that, all together began
banging on the door. His eyes were like my grandmother for five 
cents old model, when opening

door, she saw six people with a lot of bags, monitor and
PC wanting to hurry
get inside.

 - Come, - she said, and
again retired to the kitchen.

Syndrome were obviously in shock, seeing obstanovochku that 
prevailed in the room.


 - Yes, you do not pay attention
We are building the equipment here -
said the Time Keeper, although these
words hardly comforted
Syndrom'ovtsev, pretending to be what
is night and they will ...


  Quickly install a second computer,
Organizm became sort out
work. Somehow, everything is always
sent at the last moment. As it happened, and this
times. Just yesterday the work was about
ten, no more, but here on the last day so just come!


  It took another half an hour, until finally Syndrome 
accustomed to chaos tsarivshemu around. 

 - Lesch, I'm going, - said my aunt Organizm'u, and no matter 
how strangely off somewhere.


 - It is a long time? - Asked about the Time Keeper.

 - Tomorrow for dinner will be - answered Organizm.


  Without thinking one of the
Syndrom'ovtsev again offered
drink, to which all responded
positive. Reflecting on the whipped up a snack are all gathered
about stools on which proudly
rose vivifying fluid. All but Nuts'a. He did not
drinker and smoker. Many times
tried to force him to drink,
but nothing happened.

 - Well, for the familiarity - said
someone. At the same moment I heard
Sounds clink glasses and
nose wafted the smell of vodka ...


  ... In the midst of the holiday
door bell rang. It is bestowed Meltod Snow.

 - A Andrei, hello - glad Time Keeper another
guest.

 Melted Snow quickly made his way into the room, once again 
horrified perfect order (He luckier than Syndrome,

as He attended the accumulation of all this mess, and
so is a little used to it).


  Acquainted with Syndrome
Andryukha began carefully climbing
the room in search of compromising
to all those present that he
then going to put in your
magazine (fan-2). However, he
doing so innocent appearance,
it seemed nothing could give him "evil" intentions, "
but in his eyes clearly visible unhealthy sheen characteristic 
of zealous reporters Stumbling on the next sensation.



  Encouraged by the high turnover Syndrom'ovtsy said that
show us a demo, but this
they need a color monitor and superklassny sound.


  Time Keeper surprise scratched
head and frowned. Tinker with
equipment was obviously tired, but
overcame his big nehochu,
With a sigh he picked up a soldering iron. With some difficulty 
realizing that color monitor already has a Time

Keeper sent soybean efforts on
Connecting an amplifier.


  Amplifier must be said was
noble origin, as
testified proud inscription
above the power button:
"Merezha. A little digging
Time Keeper stated that now
will be the sound of no one
yet in my life I have not.


  After the first two seconds of viewing demos Syndrome with 
terror cried, "cutting" This sound in fact, no one had ever 
heard. Not only that, absent one of the channels, do you still

money was "as of assholes
whistle, and bearing-down indicator vihidnoy tried vyrvatsya for
the scale of its dehryunchinga.


  Distressed by this turn of events Time Keeper again took
a soldering iron. Channel to establish successful, but Spike 
and whistles have become louder.


- "Oh it in the ass," said the angry Time Keeper, - "no sound 
will cost." 


  Syndrome but no sound of any kind did not want to show their
DeMouy. Then Time Keeper tried to improve the complex, which 
dragged Nuts with Organizm'om (There was Built usilok). No 
matter how it is strange he had no special problems, which 
itself Time Keeper greatly surprised.



  Thinking that a good idea to wash
successfully connected computer
Time Keeper addressed with this ingenious idea to the people. 
People accepted the idea with enthusiasm!



  "Macaroni rulez" - cried
Organizm and ran to the kitchen for
snack.


  Time Keeper cursory glance
looked around the room in search of "something" resembling a 
table. Most suitable place was healthy speaker S-90 stands 
proudly in the middle of the room. Strehnuv with her cigarette 
butts and bits of wire all the Time Keeper announce that this 
table! All were a little surprised, but decided that

Keeper'om better not to argue.


  "For the death of Bill Gates -
proposed a toast Organizm.


  Sweet clinking glasses gently
penetrated into the ears of the audience. Toast
clearly fell all to taste.


  Syndrom'ovtsy just sentimentality of the dose chosen to show 
their nerelizenye Mini intruhi that they did

in their drinking bouts. All looks gathered at the monitor, and 
stupidly vpyalilis the screen.



  I must say that intruhi were
pretty funny, as if still
consider in what condition they were written. (Broad Russian 
soul especially when drunk).



  Organizm with Time Keeper'om
become generous and began vying with each other
to show their development:
Netwalk, Super_Mario, Hardcore,
etc ...


  "Well, show them my journal, well
show "- began a plaintive whine
Organizm.


  Time Keeper smiled wickedly
and show!


  First, run an intra ...
Syndrom'ovtsy with cunning eyes
began to consider what and how
done. But here's intra ended
and start a shell magazine.

"Well, in principle, the appearance of anything, but ..." 
-Began to criticize one of Syndrom'ovtsev. 


  Time Keeper smiled wickedly
and began to demonstrate the shell
in all its beauty. Where no
Take to the screen fell
all sorts of menus, windows, ran
lights ...

"WOOOW. Scenergy Sucks!" - In
one voice, shouting to each
another shouted Syndrom'ovtsy.
Many more tears and snot was
shed, a lot of words said. Time to discuss everything from
boot'ov, ending with the moral decay of individuals.


. . .



  A little later the "you like this
Hata was oschastlivlena advent Stone (ex. Mr.First). By
coming, he immediately
was sent along with Time
Keeper'om and Melted Snow'om for
Keeper'ovskim TV that
it is natural to "strongly HAPPY." The street was raining, and
flooded Stone was clearly not
soul again returns to the streets, but "The party demanded!" and
he had no choice but to
accept. The party knows best ...



  Begins August 21, 1998. Time, somewhere after midnight.

 - Dvzinn.n.n.n .. n ... .. n - The call was obviously not 
pleased that the it is so often pressed.


Ogranism nervously clutching at the wall walked to open 
unexpected guests. In the doorway appeared unshaven face Bear'a.

With impish smile, looking at
Organism'a it quickly as
could in that condition in which there was, stole into the room.


  By the time he came Melted
Snow had already gone home, but at
replace him pinned Stone. Time
Keeper was trying to do something with
svezhepripertym TV.

- Yes, poryadochek ... - Muttered
Bear, putting the bottle on the table with some wine. Judging 
by the color of this There was something terribly sweet, from

What Time Keeper'u was uncanny
not on its own.


  During the next ten
Bear minutes met
Syndrom'ovtsami that it was decided
immediately noted. Syndrom'ovtsy by this time had already
again hungry and have posted
on the table some havchik. Among
all this "abundance" of the bank stood out proudly with the 
words "squid in its own juice." 


  She decided to use as snacks, but Time Keeper'u
this idea for some reason did not like, and the squid, he 
refused. 

 - We will get more - happy already quite hungry Organism, with 
glitter in the eyes of opening a treasured jar.



  The room began to spread pleasant scent of squid.
It was like the smell of rotten
eggs mixed with the smell of old
herring. Stone leaned over the bank and tried;

 - Fu damn how disgusting! -
he cried, and moved away.

Time Keeper wry wry face
and decided to join the Stone.
Once the squid was
rasprobovali Bear'om and
Syndrom'ovtsami they decided that he
not really sedoben on
Organism that maliciously grinned and
began to tuck into "marine gift" for
both cheeks.

 - Eat, eat, you're good -
someone said, what Organism
reacted swiftly and
began to eat faster.


  Once the "gift of the gods"
slowly dispersed throughout the body, it was decided to
a smoke ... There is woke up
hidden design talent
Syndromow'tsev.


  For some reason they did not like the creepy ashtray 
Organism'a which represented the old snuff-box, ready at any 
moment overturn them on an complete all of its contents.


The basis for super-buduyuschey puperpepelnitsy became 
0.33litrovaya tin from under some

drink (not otherwise ka Pepsi).


  Finally, after several minutes of treatment sly scissors
Bank has become ... Hmm, sort of
as for the idea it was an ashtray,
but here's cigarette butts thrown back,
for some reason, certainly proved
on the floor. Whether they preferred
"The old model ashtrays" whether
in the "new", they were closely ..


  Then Bear'a solemnly seated behind the establishment of an 
amplifier. 

 - Oh, damn, well you and give -
Bear was obviously unhappy with - yes
This cord is long overdue in the trash
discard.

Scratch around fifteen minutes in
Bear wires yet established
amplifier.


  That's it! Finally, we watched "Nutmeg" with a color picture 
and great sound (for this morning received a reprimand from 
DJ_Baby_Rity that lives one floor below).



  Two Syndrom'ovtsev formed
sleep, and most stable (history
umolchivaet who) decided to help in
party organization and engaged in "shaped" by cutting out the 
input of tickets ... 

. . .



The next morning came, "the lieutenant Rzhevskii," and here is 
started ... 

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