Virtual Worlds #01
31 декабря 1999

DI: HALT: 99 - An analysis of DH: 99. Finally, the whole truth about the past summer, in Dzerzhinsk party, from the organizers themselves.

<b>DI: HALT: 99</b> - An analysis of DH: 99. Finally, the whole truth about the past summer, in Dzerzhinsk
 party, from the organizers themselves.
       Analysis of DI: HALT: 99



             (C) ORGANiSM / EyeQ



          "Power". "Organization
          tion. He looked around again

          Circle the words, and those
          Now they began to resemble

          on prisoners of Troy
          nym fence. How good
          sho they fit together

          other ... and how

          sounded sad.


                    Stephen King

                "Confrontation"



  The aim of this paper is
analysis and evaluation of past party
with the position of one of the organizers. The author does not 
claim to ultimate truth, and so moreover, does not intend 
anyone to impose their subjective opinion, which, however, it 
is very tried hard to disguise

by something objective :-)


  Of course, after such a long time, this article is lost
the last remnants of relevance,
but it is related only to unanticipated delays in the release
this number. Now, after
Almost a year after DI: HALT: 99, I
read this text, introduced the amendment which I prescribe
Since that time, and here it is, my
view sabzh, something tells me conscience ...


  So, was DI: HALT: 99. It would seem that this whole nightmare 
behind us ... No, found a masochist who tries to sober analyze 
what happened:) How You probably already knew this

masochist as always was
your humble servant ... Do not
think that I do most of all
need more than just a general
No one wants :-(


  Who is this necessary? We have been reading plenty of reviews 
of all sorts of DH, which, unfortunately, We were disappointed. 
At DH poured streams of mud, assaults, threats to water us hot 
tea (hey, Ash, do you understand to whom I allude? Buying tea 
(more expensively and better) and wait for a visit :-)... 
Attack of the media reminds me of the campaign in the style of 
Sergei Dorenko, but even above notorious analysts and 
journalists can learn from spekovskih figures pen and ZXWord'a. 
If, in light of the parliamentary elections have taken part 
Eternity Industry and the Demiurge Ash, elections would have no 
place - an angry mob smashed to the polls smithereens:) 
Unfortunately, such known "sceners" (I later

explain why I tend to use that word in quotes)
did not play well with their senses, memory and conscience,
otherwise they would not be allowed
such gross inaccuracies in their
"Works of journalism" ...
But, first things first.


  Thus, DI: HALT: 99. What we have
at the moment: Party, despite some pretty pessemisticheskih 
forecasts did take place. We (ie, the organizers (not 
OrganizMatoram;)) managed to lure some visitors and sufficient 
a large number of _vysokokachestvennyh_ works. For quality 
works, IMHO, DH generally leads among demoparties 1999. I

will not be here to present the entire course
events in the DH because it is tedious and
little information, in addition, very few people (imho!), are 
interested. If you need a similar material, refer to the 
article Time Keeper'a / MHCG, of course, if he

it finished, or to articles Melted
Snow'a in the second issue of the journal
Fans koii represent
most accurate record of the DH on
my opinion.



  Let's start ...



      DI: HALT: ORGANIZERS


  Initially, the organization of DH
planned to attend all
or nearly all of the city sinkleristy
Dzerzhinsk (not Muhosranska as
erroneously reported by some media,
namely, Dzerzhinsk! ), But
actually ... Here's the official spisochek
those who actually helped the organization of DH:

 - Rental of premises:
PKF LLP "Rico" DTK.
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
SLG
Nuts

 - Advertising, propaganda, etc.
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
Time Keeper / MHCG
Proxima Centauri
Demiurge Ash
UnBEL! EVER / XTM

 - Artwork
and printing
Time Keeper / MHCG
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
Mr.First / KZS / # F0FF
Dark Horse
SLG

 - Software support
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
Time Keeper / MHCG.

 - Ideology
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
Time Keeper / MHCG
Mayor / PP

 - Subscription and maintenance
Equipment
Bear / MHCG
Time Keeper / MHCG
Independent Expert

 - Security
iCe / PP
Mayor / PP
Woland / EyeQ / # F0FF

 - The party machinery
Organism / EyeQ / # F0FF
Time Keeper / MHCG
Moonwalker / MHCG,
Independent Expert
Max KLM / KZS / # F0FF.
Silent Coder
iCe / PP
Nuts

 - Physical force;)
Woland / EyeQ / # F0FF
Pestov
Mayor / PP
Nuts

 - Transportation
Moonwalker / MHCG


  It is not difficult to see far
not all the initially announced
participated in the organization
DH, but obviously the presence of people
is not going to initially
deal with it. Even SLG, previously
extremely negative attitude towards
DH, seriously helped to organize it! Why?
Initially, personnel policy
committee was based on pure
enthusiasm, a lot later than early selection, or if you want
cleaning ... Unfortunately, the organizing committee DH did not 
even have a formal chapter that, in my opinion, was the cause 
of all turmoil. There was not a strong man at the helm, able to 
suppress all but the insurgency and guide the work of the 
entire team at the right channel. Until this problem is not DH

get up in front of us so badly,
as later, at the very party, where
a crisis of authority, but was
too late to change anything. I
I think that most, if not
all ills DI: HALT'a occurred
because of excessive democracy
or, if you want anarchy
organizing committee.


         DI: HALT: WORK

Again, contrary to many gloomy forecasts, the work was given 
the fragmentation of scene in 1999, more than enough. 
Unexpectedly large interest were contests and ASCII CHUNK 
graphics, which is not the tricolor. Unprecedented for 1999 the 
number of demos at one party - as many as four pieces

- Was a pleasant surprise for
all those who love computer art. Unfortunately, many artists 
apparently inattentive read the rules by sending work

not in the form in which we
asked them to send. And the right to
yet sent in advance, because
or the day before the DH, or directly at
party passed, which caused serious difficulties with the 
demonstration Some work and determination

authorship. As for the 16k and
4k intro, then up to them and it does
did not come, because we have not received
none at all of these
compo.


         DI: HALT: GUESTS

Guests, unfortunately, was very
small - only about 44 people.
It would seem that with such a small number of people can 
maintain order and with minimal means. So it would be if would 
still have the so-called "Service Security "would be a little 
desire to do his business. Our valiant security

have indeed been very busy
some of my chores, so
important that not even remember about
their duties prescribed to them the plan of
activities, resulting in
Guests insolent and began to
themselves rather obscene: (After
party, we could see garbage
on the floor,. txt and. W on the walls,
empty containers under normal
fuel'a space in the closet. In the
early party guests freely entered into without an invitation
DTK building, and since the Security Service at that time 
guarded not order, and their

girl'ov, civilized sale
Ticket failed to organize.
Tickets purchased only the most
honest and conscientious people
in the number of which is clearly not part
known group of Eternity
Industry, whose members
outright said that the victory will definitely be behind them, 
so the entry fee, they will not, graciously allowing organizers 
deduct the cost of their tickets prize money. EI'shniki 
apparently forgot that the prize money should have been 
collected through the sale of tickets for what it actually and 
evaluated. When he learned that in this case, the possibility 
of paying Winners of cash awards is a great

doubt, EI immediately found themselves in opposition to the 
organizers mood, took their little hands prodigal upgrade Decor 
toilets and furniture styling through the marker. Were at HH

and representatives of one of gruppveteranov, BeerMans, in bags
whose mellifluous surrounding
his melodic clinking vessels thus normal space
fuel'om. At the end of the party, learn
that they "draw" tricolor
picture taken is not the first
place, BeerMans showed their
education, picturesquely crushing
Tickets DI: HALT'a and no less picturesque sowing their sex, 
accompanying all this action is top of the page Rom ... On the 
basis of the above can make an interesting conclusion: 


  The longer the group is on

  stage and the greater its

  advances in demomeykinge, the more so
  most low and immoral

  becomes its behavior on
  nity.


     Stsenovaya axiom Organism

                 syndrome, or DR.

For comparison: a relatively young group of Syndrome from Penza
The Hot Heads and BrainWorld of
Cheboksary and Proxima Centauri from
Kovrov, so that there even is known for his aggressiveness 
Demiurge Ash behaved party is much more suitable, so We did not 
have them any problems. More to the word of BeerMans:

tricolor image, which
According to themselves BeerMans, should
was to take first place, not
not only is hand-draw'om,
as has been publicly announced
its author in the toilet, she, being, as did everyone else, the 
conversion, in addition also STOLEN! In fact, her

drawn not Dwarf / BMZ, and
Terror / HRz, and quite a long time and on Amiga! Here you have 
two clear examples that show the so-called "elite scene" in all 
its glory! 


        DI: HALT: TECHNOLOGY

All equipment for the party
was almost forcibly collected from
Local People. Connecting and
maintenance of equipment but know
Time Keeper and the Bear (both of MHCG
), And the Time Keeper was engaged
mainly computers and Bear
- Monitors, etc. These two men
largely contributed to the emergence of all sorts of 
difficulties with technique ;-) Oh yeah, forgot to mention 
Independent Expert'a, koy repaired the same TV, so

liked EI ... :) Total for
use at the party were gathered:

 - 5 Monitor:
Ice'n'green (exIce) / PP
Moonwalker / MHCG
Nuts
Silent Coder
Organism / EyeQ / ex # F0FF (rip)
(One of whom black and white ...)

 - Two TV:
Stone (exMr.First) / exKZS (rip) /

                   / Ex # F0FF (rip)
Time Keeper / MHCG

 - Three Pentagon'a:
Organism / EyeQ
Moonwalker / MHCG
Time Keeper / MHCG

 - One Profi:
Stone / EyeQ

 - Speakers S-90:
(Oddly enough, the two o)
Independent Expert

 - Amplifier Lortie
(He pidsyulyuvach ;-)
Moonwalker / MHCG


  Dear ladies and gentlemen of the above! Please accept my 
humble thanks!



  But I went off the topic. Contrary
loud statement EI, configuration and connectivity technology, we
engaged not in a day of
party, and two days before its commencement, ie, on Thursday. 
Unfortunately, due to the laziness of our apparatchiks, the 
completion of connection and setting technique occurred in

Night DI: HALT, witnessed what were the guests of Penza, slept 
in my humble abode. All collected equipment to connect

failed, and the need for
it was not. Thoroughly tested technology in a party
Yet zaglyuchila :-( From glitches
equipment especially need to allocate
combustion monitor designed for a computer that
should be used for
The reception works, brought directly to the party. This
monitor fed by 12 volts, and
a brainy friend (not bu
shall call his name) guessed turn it into an ordinary power 
outlet: (As a consequence this sad event, the registration 
papers was not the best manner. Of the more recent glitches

it should be noted problems with the sound, namely the absence 
of one channel AY. Here we are again

disagree with the "data" Buzz'a and
HeresY, claiming that this
bug was present from the beginning, but said his only
Trivial / BMZ. This is doubly a lie:
As you know, the author Mouzon
Number 4, subsequently occupied the
first place, Ice'n'green / PP was also present at the party, he 
is and first reported about the problems with

sound _NO_ it was not a lack of one channel, but the
its low volume relative to other channels. This bug has been
Fixed immediately by us and
Ice'n'green returned to his
the place is quite satisfied
sound. The hall was also attended by the authors of many other
Mouzon, namely Time
Keeper / MHCG, MoonWalker / MHCG,
Bear / MHCG, Mr.First / # F0FF and others. By the above, I 
personally handled the issue of quality

play their music on
party and they all witnessed sound quite normal.
Do not you think that the author does not
can not treat the most critical way to quality
playback of your music? In
Anyway, so the absence of the channel's own music is not 
difficult to see, because in the not so AY so they and many :-)


  I want to say a few
words on the visual media on
party. It was originally planned to produce video could not be 
by chance - Dzerzhinsk Community Christian Church of Seventh 
Day Adventists, which was agreed to provide this device for

party, sent it along with the
mission to the Far East, and the man who sent the projector in 
this far just do not know about the pastor of the community's 
promise: ( 

  Present at the party two
Monitor and TV shows
good image, but
TV differed slightly
gradations of brightness. Monitors, which, according to EI, 
showed with a "funky" quality and

stood in inaccessible places,
indeed showed very
not bad (certainly better than TV
;), As regards the unavailability of their dispositions, we can 
say the following: for whom is not available, and for whom, and 
quite well, no wonder all the local housed just next to these

monitors. Visitors who do not
enough space around them, apparently,
was simply jealous;) Both the monitor and still delight their
master-quality color image: P


       DI: HALT: RESULTS

The results came out, to say the incident. Recording the work
and drawing up a list of them, Time
Keeper / MHCG, as I said
earlier, did not bother registering their authors, not only is 
composed of lists have been unconvincing and full of bugs. 
Thus, for example, lists graphics was struck several works, 
while maintaining the same numbering of the remaining works, so 
people who thought the results, made some mistakes, koii 
disentangle the present day :-( The results of the graphics 
compo, announced at the party, had been faithful

only for first place (I was stunned order, seeing the results 
of the picture, drawn by the principle "is not important 
victory, and participation "in the second place). In the 
released soon after the party, official rezah

were seen more mistakes. I will not go into details with
_absolyutno_ correct results
party you can find in the
section of this
Rooms VW. The basis for this
confidence in their accuracy
for us to serve those same discs with
which was carried out demonstration work on the very party and 
vote-sheets. If you want to recalculate

Results - for God's sake, the flag you
in hand and a drum around his neck -
Come and see the originals
vote-sheets :-)

  In general we can say that
I have serious doubts about the
fidelity of the results of the same
CC999, because, IMHO, quickly and correctament - concepts 
malosovmestimye when it comes to scoring demoparty. Consider 
the results (as well as general conduct demoparty) - is a 
complete Ass; try it and see for yourself ;-)


  Once again I want to remind all
doubters that I have repeatedly expressed verbally: Neither I, 
and none of the other organizers

DI: HALT does not aim to
falsification of election results. High rating of work
Dzerzhinsky, the authors explained
no falsification of results, and
presence at the party for almost all
Dzerzhinsky sinkleristov, which, I dare you to see quite a few
all of them - the patriots! Mr. Demiurge
Ash, suspect us of remaking the outcomes for
some mysterious persons who are not otherwise as Caucasian, 
should answer our simple question: "What specifically 
interests, and what specific persons? ". We look forward to 
hearing from our Kovrov hoaxer.




             "You're not in church

              you are not deceived ... "


               V. Ilf and Petrov

               "The Golden Calf"

I'm a little left on the theme of the results toward a showdown 
with Ash'em, Why, of course, do not

worth, At least for fear of re-
damage has been normalized
relationship with him, but I think, Ash
forgive me, for my criticism of the
his address was of a constructive
character. A more detailed comments on the results of DI: HALT: 
99 You will find the section with the very

results. And here I go
his analysis of no less acute subject:


         DI: HALT: PRESS


  O, yeah! That's where the buried rulez!

But seriously, the lighting as
most party, and its results can drive them the creeps even 
UnBeliever'a. What did not come up with our journalists. Wave

total disinformation is not spared even such a serious
publication as BornDead, and I'm already in
horrified by the premonition that write in Scenergy # 2 figures 
in the EI represented by their chief gossip Dman'a, which, 
according to the Vel'a / PXM / CTL, wrote back a report on DI: 
HALT ... 

  Frankly, we are in
greatly contributed to the situation when a
DI: HALT'e little that can be read okromya rumors, delaying
Publication _istinnoy_ official information. Official 
information about the course of the party - thankless task, 
since all still believe it to anyone, not just the organizers, 
but to debunk some myths, leaked to the press, as well as 
expose some of the peace-doorball'ov (;-)))), we simply must. 


  Let's start with the newspaper
Insanity # 2, published by the group
Light Future, which reports inter alia that the vote was 
ostensibly only on demo compo, all the remaining

results should be obtained
by universal virtual voting. Mother, where are you
only have such information?
Even funny ...


  By simply speaking, should have been
held a second round of voting! VIRTUAL, which has nothing to do 
with the results party'ynogo!



   Publication of a Demiurge
in HeresY is a lot to argue about
but without challenging the views Ash'a I
I want to protest against
rude and boorish expressions
this same opinion and distortion
election results (that
who falsifies the results!
;-). I plead with Ash'em ago
has changed his mind, send it to the case.


  Newspaper Born Dead, which I
I always try to read a whole and with due care
(Attention to this issue certainly deserves), and I think
stsenovym best publication in
Today (Scenergy to
it away), to my great
Unfortunately, without checking on the validity of the proposed 
materials, has published a report on BeerMans'ovsky DH, 
containing such quantity of any kind bredyatiny what I have not 
met. 

  BeerMans pose as
kulestnyh scenery, down
telling others about the noticed
abuses of their rights
on DI: HALT'e. Remember them in
mainly his own works, but
and glitches, they notice, too, to
them. About how, in fact,
was the case with the problems of
sound I wrote above, but
difficult to keep from laughing when we read statements 
BeerMans, that the problems always come back just when playing

Mouzon Trivial'a / BMZ. Lord and
can the whole thing sometime in Mouzon was that?
Or in the amount drunk by you
vodka? Even more ridiculous and
a statement that because of problems with sound, of course, 
committed by bandits organizMatorami, under threat democompo 
and Special Federal Communications Commission on behalf of poor 
wretches, BeerMans'ov had "all the time to sit in the room and 
monitor the sound." End quote:) Where so without sound 
something right! Yes, and Mouzon something their notorious and 
trouble-free sounded not much, because it's not a masterpiece, 
kak ni kruti. With Mouzon this is another Hochma: BeerMans, 
apparently, so do not distinguished visitors party, and even

all lovers of computer
Art that does not consider
a mandatory offer for
_raznyh_ party, in _raznye_ years
_raznye_ Mouzon! After all, the infamous A tale of my dream has 
already exhibited at E'97, and perhaps even on E'96 (E'96 about 
me, to Unfortunately, no data, but who

knows? ;-).

  Very funny results
party, which they lead, but
here too, as they say, no comment, our fault.

  BeerMans, as stated by infoshka
Deme them, more than six years of watching the scene. Be 
careful, gentlemen sceners how they would What bad things about 
you have not noticed, obosrut after all! And we also wish the 
BMZ and further monitor the stage and less of his prompter's 
box on her head down. 

  I struck up something rout BMZ,
and it is time to finish, but, yeah
forgive me dear
reader, long time since I have not seen
people with such exaggerated
conceit and so small
(But proud ;-) conscience.

  Lord UnBeliever'u,
I want to say the following: Max!
What do you like me to fail
quoted! But I, when he said that no one noticed,
was not talking about the absence of channel
and that had to remake
stereo to mono and it does almost no one noticed (I myself in 
people and then asked). In general, your

(Personal, not your BMZ-correspondents) about the position
DI: HALT is completely objective and
true, thanks!

  Still, one small
complaint I have: Max! You
accuses us lamerstve on
Based on the fact that the Free
Art in the collection is infected with "drunk
gin. "But, pardon me, because it is
you sent it to us, and exactly in the same condition in which it
is in the collection and its
loader took exactly 9 sectors, it means the virus (and 
therefore thousands sinkleristov, using your tongue) blessed it 
was you or someone before you. I this is a very well remember, 
the more that I have survived intact is that disk Printed MMA / 
XTM, for which thou sent me this DeMouy, plus

ZIP-archive, where I drove it immediately upon receipt, and in 
fact in ZIP'e file could not get any swell! As for the fact

that we are supposedly lamer, because
it does not catch, I want to say
following: I am not in the habit
feel all send me software
AIDS TEST'om, and provide
could not imagine that someone could
send job to a demo compo
virus. This virus was not
neutralized by the preparation of the collection only because 
we do not aware of his presence, for any signs of life he had 
not filed, the file size has not changed. And anyway, even 
though I often met both before and after with this virus, I 
never saw that he led anything on the screen, how do you

describes. However, however
was, the virus was still detected
and killed long before you
started yelling "Help!" the whole
stage and in later versions
collection of the virus was gone.



  And here's another funny newspaper - Buzz # 18 of Eternity
Industry, whose contents
shines a very original title: "di: kal'99". As you
've probably realized by this
intriguing name is hidden
next report on the hero of the occasion, ie, DI: HALT: 99. EI,
likely to have tried hard, but apparently they are very
tired after praising his own demos (I mean
Of course Napalm), whose theme is widely represented in this 
room Buzz'a that simply could not write anything

better than this morbid opus.
What sees the inquisitive reader
Buzz'a by downloading this article? Well,
Firstly, it is again about Napalm'a upload, and only then
proper point. Skip
pictorial description of the sensations EI
on the way to Dzerzhinsk and go straight to okolodihaltovskim 
events. Here EI for warm start to put pressure on us doubtful 
the quality of the paste from its tube gossip, saying that 
despite my oath, allegedly

I expressed in my letter
them shortly before the party, none of their
not met. Dear (though no longer)! I seem to be
quite clearly you wrote that
meet you in person only
if you let me know
accurate information about the time of his
arrival! I was even further
indicated in a letter co-ordinates,
including phone, but apparently
Vel / PXM / CTL, characterized
I EI as the most natural homeless beggars and jerking greed and 
unable to leave even a penny, was right, and EI

prefer uncertainty calm assurance in a meeting
as the call they did not even
thought. In March, when
We visited the city Carpet on a friendly visit, we had
meet with the EI (in the literal sense of the word "had" to "We
themselves need to communicate with
these  friends who, incidentally, is something we 
do not comrades who have not experienced, but EI,

got wind of some anti-spyware
ways of our arrival, not
slowed down with his dramatic
appearance in the number six
(I think) people. ). During
meeting, held not in
warm and friendly atmosphere, was
discussed and described above
conflict. Point of view of EI was
approximately as follows: "We have reported
you the time of our arrival in advance, and now nehuy snitch! "
(Sorry for cursing, but it could not be better reflects the 
tone of this statements). That can be answered

to this? Friends, in my hands
are now in the questionnaire and their EI
application, which they sent shortly before the party. I allow 
myself something quote, namely

sixth item questionnaire guest
DI: HALT: 99, means information about the alleged
time and manner of arrival of the filler in Dzerzhinsk. 
Questionnaires EI printed on a printer, so that

it is likely that the original of these forms is preserved and 
EI can I check on it.

Questionnaires EI are
sheet of paper, divided signs
"---< Cut >---" into several parts, each of which is a profile 
of a member of EI. However, we are interested is currently the 
sixth point for all the same and reads, verbatim:



  6) 20/08/1999 in the evening or
21/08/1999 morning. On the trains!

End quote.


            ? ? ?

Gentlemen, are you like me to
as the last homeless person, he settled
at the station, scoring on everything else (the cases were 
plenty) searched all arriving

trains, of which there are not so few,
in search of your holy people? But in the end you
came not on the train,
while on the train, and someone after that did not keep the 
promise and tried otpizditsya? You there in Kovrov well to 
weave carpets, yes making vague allusions to the time

and the method of his arrival, but then again and accuse us, 
that is not met.



  Incidentally, on the meet:

Many publications (not just
Buzz) touched on this topic. In
infoshke indeed it was said that at the station the day of the 
party are agents committee, but in reality

this does not happen only because we desperately
enough people, and since those who
the plan should meet
Guests at the station, did not appear in
Headquarters by the specified time, it was decided to entrust 
these functions by representatives of the group

Syndrome (with their consent and desire, of course), spending 
the night in headquarters. As the building where it was

rescheduled venue is bukvalno 20 meters from the
places described in infoshkah, we
considered it more constructively
running around from station to place and
again, trapping guests arriving at the old place, with what
Syndrome'ovtsy quite successfully
managed. Statement of EI that
that they accidentally met Syndrome, causes
I was mildly puzzled that
k. Phantazm / SDM personally told
I stood by with the rest (including EI) in the headquarters that
Here they say, and we catch kovrovtsev
brought here. Agree, it's hard not to notice the crowd of young 
people with badges in full voice talking to spekovskom

jargon, especially if you know
who are looking for.


  However, back to Buzz'u.

Domusoliv topic roads and plugged
Fountain of righteous anger at the lack of a limousine at the 
station, EI goes on to describe further

events, shy but says nothing about
how they generally were
headquarters, if Syndrome'ovtsy
were encountered by chance
fellow-sufferer, throw bastards-organizers.
Here fantasy Paracels'a candle
leaves in the sky, causing
we can observe with the naked
eye "Tales of Brothers Kalinin, who I must say, little inferior 
to the Brothers Grimm. These wonderful stories, published in

Buzz'e, intricately painted
moral collapse organizmatorov, koi "plug and
tuned the technique only
day of the party ", held
people on the street (Dubakov, February
;-) Almost two hours. About
techniques you've already read above, and
delay the start of party, holding
people on the street, do not we just
Dali - raging mob, armed with slices of watermelon and vessels 
with napalm otshvyrnuv the road

vahtershu and Doorman,
had embarked on the protection of state property, triumphantly 
marched in the room at exactly 10:00 am, covering the zeros of 
our "security guards", who looked at this mess square eyes, 
without trying, however, interfere with the perturbed

proletariat. I remember the legendary "Red October" seventeenth 
year, the storming of the Winter. Protecting the palace, seeing 
the revolutionary mob, throws a temporary government to their 
fate, and only the Women's Battalion tried to show at least some

signs of resistance. :-(

  Further in the text followed assaults
on our "man with a microphone, Max'a KLM / KZS / # F0FF.
Hitting, however, is fair.
When I asked him to welcome guests and open the action, this 
dunce, confidently nodding to me, took the microphone and 
otmochite: Graphics Compo! ". We Jaws from such eloquent 
greetings and Max calmly got back

its place in the organizational
bed, where he continued to drink beer for a couple with Time
Keeper'om. Ironically, the people
hardly reacted to the
such entry, apparently considering it an original and witty. 
What is suddenly happened with Max, who, as lead singer of a 
local rokgrupp, not the first time was with a microphone in 
front of an audience, find out it was not possible, because 
afterwards he carefully avoided this topic.


  Further, journalists Buzz'a obviously tired to dream and
given a picture of the events, approximately corresponding to 
the real, not forgetting, of course, provide this picture of 
bright and beautiful (I would even say

overly spectacular) details
most of which has not been
so essential in the reality
their presents Buzz.


  Completion of the article is
please hysterical EI, more
similar to the cry, not to mention
the name of their group next to
"It". Please completely naive, since this article EI only 
stimulated these same references. As for me, You should read 
this whiny request, I want to say the following: EI can shit 
himself in hat, but I have mentioned, and mention

Will mention the name of their group next to the "it", because 
such piggishness and arrogance bordering

with a painfully exaggerated
conceit, koi demonstrated by EI DI: HALT'e, I have not seen
even BeerMans, and everywhere
resent their own "steepness"
Arty Noonzen / DR, must be jealous EI'shnikam, as against their
behavior at DI: HALT'e, all his
vygibony on FunTop'e and dances
Jam'e look quite pale.







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Guide - the detailed contents of rooms.

Description shells - a description of the shell and methods for its proper operation.

Authors - the authors.

Assembler - Z80 Flags: undocumented command processor Z80.

Assembler - Overlays for JC: Description of methods for creating utilities running Jemmini_Commander 4.0T.

Assembler - Secrets of the TR-DOS: the methods of distribution presence drives.

Assembler - Circles on the water: The algorithms simulate the effect of a well-known on other platforms, called "ripples."

Assembler - search path. Solution to the problem of "static" find the shortest route between two points.

Spending - The mechanical effect. This story is about what happens using condoms dubious origin.

Iron - Bugs keyboard: why in the game for two players, when playing together, the computer does not listen to your management, and information on how to avoid it.

Iron - Interrupts: Something strange about the interruptions of the second kind.

Technical assistance - the thought aloud. It is interesting letter from fido7.zx.spectrum conference on the theme "On the question of standardization."

Technical assistance - File FAQ. A complete analysis of file formats, most often vstechayuschihsya the Internet, and not only, as well as methods for their conversion into a "normal" form.

Technical assistance - Dos Review: material on the format of the disk operating system IS-DOS.

Technical assistance - Dos Review 2: The material on the format of disk operating systems, PC "Agat", Radio-86RK, SP-DOS, BK-0011M.

Technical assistance - Dos Review 3: The material on the format of the disk operating system CP / M, ASC SOUND MASTER, RT11, SM computers RAFOS.

Technical assistance - Dos Review 4: The material on the format of the disk operating system from an unknown author.

DI: HALT: 99 - An analysis of DH: 99. Finally, the whole truth about the past summer, in Dzerzhinsk party, from the organizers themselves.

DI: HALT: 99 - Hidden Parts. Dzerzhinsky life (not only) in the period spektrumistov of DI: HALT: 99.

DI: HALT: 99 - The results. Having walked DH: 99, almost every other newspaper, considered it their duty to come up with a new version of the results. This article is the direction on the fact that finally put the record straight "I".

Programs - Alien: description and walkthrough of the film "Alien."

Programs - description of the Universal AntiProtector 0.01 (a program for automatically splitting a number of popular defense systems).

Programs - Editor-game screens, "White Spot".

Programs - Exhumator: a program to "drive the exhumation."

Programs - chankovy graphics editor: Hard Core ver 3.01

Programs - Eye of crying: the files of allowing to watch pictures, sprites, while listening to etommuzyku.

Spending - Verse of Sysop'e. Poetry, but ...

Spending - Sex and Fido. Humorous raskaz about What about actually making love inveterate fidoshniki.

Spending - Anecdotes. A selection of jokes with a computer theme.


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