Spending - The mechanical effect. This story is about what happens using condoms dubious origin.

<b>Spending</b> - The mechanical effect. This story is about what happens
using condoms dubious origin.

       Mechanical effect



  Although the details of overly intimate, frankly, there Che -
people are adults. Nah, I'm not rich
I live and not a womanizer, the girls do not run, I'm a family 
man and his wife love. And the children have

Two already have - to clothe and feed - a problem, so that
third factory - where there! Y
Spiral was his wife and everything was fine, but her doctor 
told me to remove - too long standing, have a rest

the body must be that there was no
harm. And I love my wife? Love you! AND
so three months to endure is absolutely intolerable. And I ran
then to a drugstore, hoping to buy imported condoms.
Listen to where they podevalis, condoms are cursed? Even sex 
Shope not. There one woman rubber for rabid

money with his mouth open. And why
my rubber? I love my wife
and money, too, have not rabid.
That's where I was cast down! Previously, when
I did not have them at the pharmacy
though zaebis (oops, it's not for
magazine). All rooms have: the Indian, and British and Che ... 
yeah there remember - do not have them, some

Russian lie: a reusable, with a mechanical effect. Seven 
hundred rubles worth. For apiece. Well I think, if reusable, if 
you care to spend - for long enough. Bought just two: a sudden 
and they run out. Asked what size, a saleswoman

says, is not written, probably,
dimensionless. Okay - I think -
I come home - an example. First
thing I saw him at home: the surface of his tough, 
pupyrchataya, and at the end - a dwarf with a mug brush. This 
is a mechanical effect. Hats have a dwarf blue nose and cheeks 
are red, mug obscene ... When my wife came home, I was just 
trying to try. She so suspiciously looked.


 - You Th are you doing here?

 - Condom bought. Reusable. Here, Merya. Not worn.

 - Why? Size is not yours?

 - Why, why! How does it without you would wear it? Helps give.
Will try.


  And my wife - a wonderful woman. All notices. She took
I have a condom, he starred
altogether.

 - Yes, he's covered in talc, - he says - as he puts on? Y
He lubricant should be, and he
talc. You give them, even if put on, you can not do anything
- Will not fit. So, seven hundred
rubles in vain to bleed.

 - One thousand four hundred - say -
I bought two.

 - What a fool! Thousand four -
down the drain! Yes, with talcum powder!
Found a fool! He was so proderet,
that the corn will be ...

 - Lyudochka, my dear, - pleaded
I - I had to wash my soap, Vaseline namazhem ... Let's try ... 
Well no more! 


  She just waved her hand. I wore it on the thumb and
washed with soap and water. Brush. Paint with
cap and cocky faces Gnome
instantly washed away. For a moment we saw him at one another.

 - Ah! Was - was not. Buy
do not even try - too stupid, I thought, without enthusiasm,


  ... His wife suffered a long time. And then
says:

 - Take this lousy mug! Her
precisely from the automotive tires
done. Effect - he says -
too mechanical.


  And I tell you a secret I must confess:
no effect at all on the felt. Topics and konchilos. No
effect. I then looked for a long time and packaging, and label, 
and even face this nasty - nowhere

opoznovatelnyh no signs.
So do not doznalsya who produces
this stuff under the Russian coat of arms, which even on the 
label from a good a condom or to

anything. When I was with all that has come to the editor, the 
money for anti-advertising from me, not take, the gift Printed: 
Holy - say - case.