Tusovka - Full report with FunTop'98: the second day.

(C) SERGEI NOVIKOV
Music PLAYFUL MELODY (C) KENOTRON / ETC / RUSH



                FUNTOP'98

               (Second day)



     So that was the day after the festival? By ten o'clock, 
and the organizers of Moscow sysops collected in 91 schools for 
cleaning the premises. However, it was a bit rubbish. Even in 
an hour, they were in Izmailovo Park, the venue of the famous 
Moscow sisopnika. This time sisopnik were invited viewers 
Fantopa. However, those not particularly observed. Instead of 
200 people to 13.30 was on the strength of 20. Gradually, 2-3 
persons approached other spektrumisty. Of the known present ALK 
/ SOK. MMA, as it turned out, had already left for someone of 
his relatives. ALK told that their fraction obtained from a 3 
rd place (deme Blame) p. 370. already spent on the General 
Sound (220 rubles). and bought another one for a musician from 
Samara. Now, perhaps, will work under the GS. =) 



     People divided into several circles. Alex
located in the center of the largest of them,
gave a brilliant idea after another. First, he
invited all to go to the Oldman (that was not on the
Fantope - he stayed home with the child). Then came the idea to 
visit Titus, because it was not there either. By the way, 
people in the know told me that last scored writing one hundred 
percent of Spectrum Emulator for Amiga - something does not 
work (amizhniki, Oblomov;), and engaged in writing an emulator 
Dandy. :)) On the Spectrum does nothing. 


     Finally, Alex switched to Kano. Like
mislaid his home crowd and all izrisovat
staircase house marker ... But no one could remember
phone to find out the address.


     Somewhere a quarter two of the train came
a small group of (human 4) amizhnikov, headed by
by Kano. He was in his blue jacket intact. Crowd under the 
trees people Amiga delegation was not admitted, there was a 
small skirmish ... In the meantime, was rain (the entire first 
half of the day, after a sunny and warm Saturday, the weather 
obviously deteriorated, getting colder), and Kano, and departed 
comrades under the neighboring trees. Within half an hour out 
only occasionally be heard kanovskoe "I'm not talking about the 
Spectrum!" or something like that. But flaming there was no 
(visible). 


     Meanwhile, the rest of the group, headed by Alex Ivanov 
several times loudly voiced its contempt Kano: united cry of 
"Fu $% ka!" 30 sip attracted the attention of even standing on 
the platform ment. :)




     Park benches located Timothy Lapo,
spokesperson Nemo. :) Apparently, not sleeping all night, he 
decided to catch up here covered with a rain of handouts Nemo

in the center of which the latter is clearly wore a face after 
hangover. 


     Finally, the crowd amizhnikov budged.
Smiling companions spurred Kano forward into the center of a 
large crowd to Alex. Cano touched Shoulder push speech Alex, he 
was distracted, turned ... And off we go ... 


     Do not know what to say Cano, but he
nothing happened. Alex this time was very
talkative, so that the defense had amizhnikam. First leveled 
Kano. Then walked for most Amiga. It was something! 
Fortunately, filmed on video! This is a must see! 35 people 
around simply dragged from the above two debaters.



     Alex told me about how I wanted to buy a clean Amiga - 
without screws, not all - and he appreciated its 1200 bucks. 
With this money he bought 2 pisyuka and remained very much 
pleased. Quoted the immortal phrase: "Better to eat a fig and 
butter, than buy the Amiga! (C) Glory Mednonogov. The people of 
whinnying. Kano is gradually handed over the position ...



     Here the famous amizhnik Cano (and it's filmed on
video), made some sensational confessions!


    "Amiga - this rotten!"

        "It's from 1992 (!) Has not developed"

         "It CAN NOT make money!

         This computer is for the soul. "

          "The graphics on the Amiga - r $ but!"

         <= (C) Kano



     This is awesome!


     Reaching consensus, the parties have calmed down, and
the crowd dispersed. Nevertheless, people almost never 
increases. From celebrities came SerzhSoft, runner-up to 4K 
intro compo. People long considered in the rain his diploma.



     It went to 15.00, the bulk of the elite and
did not appear. Some people began to disperse. And then it
there was a group of DIGITAL REALITY headed by Artie,
and MIC / PGS, and others. Artie quickly
realized what was happening, and sober up to this crowd (of 
beer still really no one saw) was pulled to the wholesale 
market. Share and lost each other in the market turmoil of 
life, people gathered at last in a big pile in front of beer 
tents, almost paralyzing any movement on the unsuspecting 
nesinkleristov. 


     Gradually the clot moved to the other booths. DR typed 
zhrachku. 


     Zatar, went to the exit. On the stairs through tracks 25 
hungry people has stopped, much to the fury of other buyers who 
have to push in an abandoned canal. What happened? - Had 
disappeared Artie. 



     Had to return to normal "parking space", and Artie, 
accompanied by five men approached later. Grub scored the sea.



     On the clock - somewhere 15.30. Alex has appeared
another idea - go to the places of military glory
ZX-NET - see who to some degree and blevanul
so on ... ;)) I do not know whether it would others, but
went to the park. By the way, Izmailovo Park, a half-rotten 
read the plaque at the tree - the largest park in Europe.




     10 minutes strayed on the asphalt walkway, until finally 
he stumbled upon a "parking lot # 2. "Very good: the road 
turns, so that menture, local homeless people and travelers 
simply do not see that happening in the middle. There, the two 
giant fallen birch clave whole crowd (30 people).

All except two people. We SiR / BYTEX, as a non-drinking 
people:), located nearby, so to listen and take pictures 
without losing sobriety of thought, and then all to convey to 
readers. 


     On the ground crumbled food: not posted
less than 5-liter bottles "Ochakiv" beer
vodka, lemonade, juice, crab sticks, pickles,
chips, bread ... There were plenty. In short, DR--native
Money flew just like that. By the way, VAV'a on sisopnike was 
not - he wisely kept the money. A KAY1024 prize ...... I hope 
that applies to its destination. ;) 



     People began to diligently mix vodka with beer:
as said Cano, "Vodka without beer is not drinking." 
Consequences affected quickly. People seething, telling funny 
stories about the antics of Fuchs (recount here as something 
indecent:) whinnying and was eating provisions. Crab sticks, 
beer, bread ... all flew at the instant. Cano near a spinning 
WarBeast, who first managed to shed Kano on pants

beer, and then drop the sandwich Kano in the mud. :)
The last one failed - Vorbistu had to reel fishing rods and 
redeploy. 


     In general, everything was pretty innocuous. Mentura not 
show up. Homeless avoided crowd tenth road. At half past five 
food is over. Before Artie and bandmates was a dilemma: go buy 
the remainder of the prize (700 something rubles) 100 (!) p. 
more beer / vodka / etc. or not. Chose the first one! Truly, 
generous people. Fed all with their own money, not stingy!



     12 people went on the market (at the near end,
25 minutes one way), and the rest remained seated on the bench. 
There we left them. I hope That evening there were no excesses, 
and swimming in the local river-skunk! ;)