ZX Power #02
24 мая 1997
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Fantasy - Winnie the Pooh - 10 years later.

<b>Fantasy</b> - Winnie the Pooh - 10 years later.
   Winnie the Pooh - 10 YEARS LATER.

TSEM FF KSU Fedienko B.
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            Prologue.


     A representative of a small but sharper people
Gummi Bears - Bear Vinh Puhman lay on the couch and read the 
tales of the Dormition in the translation into Hebrew. From 
time to time he interrupted the reading to think

about honey. Here we must say
that Vinh was very fond of honey, as
however, and other products, get him the ball. Over time, the 
thought of honey became obsessive, and breaks to read all the 
shorter. Finally he broke down, threw book in the corner, swore 
under his breath and stood up. "And if I do not eat Medco! "- 
he thought, disclosing smoked yellow fingernail package with 
the inscription "Dynamite". Pushed the pockets of a dozen 
pieces, he threw a kick door and stared hard look

in the surrounding reality. A
reality is
that stood on the threshold gloomy
Pyatakevich pig wearing dark glasses and leather jacket, eating 
and bull grimly stared at the plate, hanging above the door. 
More recently, inscription on it reads as usual

"Trespassers W." that each
interpreted in its own way, without prejudice
self-esteem, but yesterday in a fit of melancholy extremism Vinh
Puhman sharpened her utterly, and is now above the door was 
clearly written: "Outsiders on ...!". Grim Pyatakevich engaged 
in that guessed where did this "to" outsiders, as

at the same time trying to determine the extent of its 
outsiders, from which darkened even more. "You do not rights 
Pyatakevich "- said Vinh, intercepting an eloquent glance

other. "What the hell!" - Pyatakevich squeaked, hoping that 
Vinh would be offended, and forget, but the was too good a 
friend to be offended over nothing, he gave Pyatakevichu in the 
face and friends, as if nothing had happened, went for a walk.



            Part 1.


     Above the quiet smelly
smooth surface of a large forest lake
hard to fly a hefty brazen dragonflies, crazy from the heat fat 
toad, stupidly staring at boom, which is nowhere

arrived in this wilderness, close to the shore were two, and 
with gusto had finished the last sandwich astray angler

which was lying nearby, and, glancing at a couple of armed, iso
all the forces he pretended to be asleep.
"Interestingly, Pyatakevich and honey in
it not? "- he asked that
higher. Fisherman shook his head,
how to chase away annoying flies. A
sorry, "- commented
Event Pyatakevich and having nothing
do hurled into the lake stick of dynamite. There was a blast! 
Dragonflies have laid a steep turn and went into a tailspin, a 
passing Carlson lost control and plane crashed into the Chip 
and Dale, hurry to save the Gray Wolf from

pioneers-manyachki Red Riding Hood, Old Leshy, who visited in 
the raspberry bushes on a small need, willy-nilly right and a 
large, nearby walking near Crocodile Gena fright plunged into 
the lake, causing a heart attack in the Water; Sandman awake 
with a cry of "I - wake up! "moved into the teeth of any

innocent Nightingale the Robber, Princess Nesmeyana zabilas
in a fit of hysterical laughter
heard that, sitting on
branch of the crow dropped the cheese on his head running by 
foxes. Ofonarevshaya frog has found a gift

speech, gleefully cursed and grabbed an arrow and, more to 
crack, jumped on his hind legs to meet his fate. And only

Fisher continued to pretend
dormant until the friends do not escape
for the nearby hills, heading to visit his old
Krolbergu friend in hopes of
Medco intercept the ball ...


            Part 2.


     Newly-made member of the local anti-Semitic organization
Kroll someone sitting at home and
wrote an article in the newspaper Pravda chauvinist. " Title 
impressed - "Pogrom not break out - Semite not cross, "but

further work has not gone as
Kroll did not know whether they are baptized
most Semites, and if baptized,
when and how. Clearly affected the lack of experience, because
Krol was quite an anti-Semite
recently - in the autumn, after
as soused Puhman and Pyatakevich staged in his apartment
drunken brawl, gobbled up a year's supply of honey and 
condensed milk ... "Oh, and it was fun!" - Sigh remembered 
Kroll and looked around. The room was at home warm and cozy 
directly nadgolovoy Rabbit hung huge banner on which was red on 
black written: "Beat the Jews - Escape

Nature! ". Rabbit looked at
him, and pondered. In the window knock. "Show ..." - Thought
Rabbit, but at this moment knocked a second time. A heavy sigh, 
rabbit trudged gloomily open. "Salut, Rabbit!" -

said Puhman vvalivayas into the hall. "Hi, big-eared! - As
echo repeated standing behind him Pyatakevich. Rabbit hiccupped.
"Wow, Zhydivsky faces!" - Blurted out he had long harvested
phrase ... And hiccuped again. Vinh
offended snorted and reached into his pocket for brass 
knuckles, but at this moment the door knocked again. On the 
threshold was a postman in Pechkin Budenovka and tarpaulin 
boots. Because of his shoulder peeking Matroskin in a dirty 
shirt and a ball hat and a ragged coat. "Requisitioning" - said 
hoarsely Pechkin, for some reason, watching on the clock. 
"Honey we confiscate," - said in a hoarse bass Drunk Matroskin. 
Puhman, Pyatakevich Rabbit and silently began to shoulder to 
shoulder. 


            Epilogue.


     Was the third hour of the night. Forest
asleep. Only occasionally faint night breeze wafted faint
cries, noises and other sounds indecent. The shattered remnants 
of food detachments dejectedly trudged on toward 
Prostokvashino. For oak table around hissing

samovar sat as a good
the old days, Winnie the Pooh, Rabbit
Piglet and drinking tea with honey and
peacefully talking.
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