ZX Power #02
24 мая 1997 |
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Fantasy - Winnie the Pooh - 10 years later.
Winnie the Pooh - 10 YEARS LATER. TSEM FF KSU Fedienko B. ________________________________ Prologue. A representative of a small but sharper people Gummi Bears - Bear Vinh Puhman lay on the couch and read the tales of the Dormition in the translation into Hebrew. From time to time he interrupted the reading to think about honey. Here we must say that Vinh was very fond of honey, as however, and other products, get him the ball. Over time, the thought of honey became obsessive, and breaks to read all the shorter. Finally he broke down, threw book in the corner, swore under his breath and stood up. "And if I do not eat Medco! "- he thought, disclosing smoked yellow fingernail package with the inscription "Dynamite". Pushed the pockets of a dozen pieces, he threw a kick door and stared hard look in the surrounding reality. A reality is that stood on the threshold gloomy Pyatakevich pig wearing dark glasses and leather jacket, eating and bull grimly stared at the plate, hanging above the door. More recently, inscription on it reads as usual "Trespassers W." that each interpreted in its own way, without prejudice self-esteem, but yesterday in a fit of melancholy extremism Vinh Puhman sharpened her utterly, and is now above the door was clearly written: "Outsiders on ...!". Grim Pyatakevich engaged in that guessed where did this "to" outsiders, as at the same time trying to determine the extent of its outsiders, from which darkened even more. "You do not rights Pyatakevich "- said Vinh, intercepting an eloquent glance other. "What the hell!" - Pyatakevich squeaked, hoping that Vinh would be offended, and forget, but the was too good a friend to be offended over nothing, he gave Pyatakevichu in the face and friends, as if nothing had happened, went for a walk. Part 1. Above the quiet smelly smooth surface of a large forest lake hard to fly a hefty brazen dragonflies, crazy from the heat fat toad, stupidly staring at boom, which is nowhere arrived in this wilderness, close to the shore were two, and with gusto had finished the last sandwich astray angler which was lying nearby, and, glancing at a couple of armed, iso all the forces he pretended to be asleep. "Interestingly, Pyatakevich and honey in it not? "- he asked that higher. Fisherman shook his head, how to chase away annoying flies. A sorry, "- commented Event Pyatakevich and having nothing do hurled into the lake stick of dynamite. There was a blast! Dragonflies have laid a steep turn and went into a tailspin, a passing Carlson lost control and plane crashed into the Chip and Dale, hurry to save the Gray Wolf from pioneers-manyachki Red Riding Hood, Old Leshy, who visited in the raspberry bushes on a small need, willy-nilly right and a large, nearby walking near Crocodile Gena fright plunged into the lake, causing a heart attack in the Water; Sandman awake with a cry of "I - wake up! "moved into the teeth of any innocent Nightingale the Robber, Princess Nesmeyana zabilas in a fit of hysterical laughter heard that, sitting on branch of the crow dropped the cheese on his head running by foxes. Ofonarevshaya frog has found a gift speech, gleefully cursed and grabbed an arrow and, more to crack, jumped on his hind legs to meet his fate. And only Fisher continued to pretend dormant until the friends do not escape for the nearby hills, heading to visit his old Krolbergu friend in hopes of Medco intercept the ball ... Part 2. Newly-made member of the local anti-Semitic organization Kroll someone sitting at home and wrote an article in the newspaper Pravda chauvinist. " Title impressed - "Pogrom not break out - Semite not cross, "but further work has not gone as Kroll did not know whether they are baptized most Semites, and if baptized, when and how. Clearly affected the lack of experience, because Krol was quite an anti-Semite recently - in the autumn, after as soused Puhman and Pyatakevich staged in his apartment drunken brawl, gobbled up a year's supply of honey and condensed milk ... "Oh, and it was fun!" - Sigh remembered Kroll and looked around. The room was at home warm and cozy directly nadgolovoy Rabbit hung huge banner on which was red on black written: "Beat the Jews - Escape Nature! ". Rabbit looked at him, and pondered. In the window knock. "Show ..." - Thought Rabbit, but at this moment knocked a second time. A heavy sigh, rabbit trudged gloomily open. "Salut, Rabbit!" - said Puhman vvalivayas into the hall. "Hi, big-eared! - As echo repeated standing behind him Pyatakevich. Rabbit hiccupped. "Wow, Zhydivsky faces!" - Blurted out he had long harvested phrase ... And hiccuped again. Vinh offended snorted and reached into his pocket for brass knuckles, but at this moment the door knocked again. On the threshold was a postman in Pechkin Budenovka and tarpaulin boots. Because of his shoulder peeking Matroskin in a dirty shirt and a ball hat and a ragged coat. "Requisitioning" - said hoarsely Pechkin, for some reason, watching on the clock. "Honey we confiscate," - said in a hoarse bass Drunk Matroskin. Puhman, Pyatakevich Rabbit and silently began to shoulder to shoulder. Epilogue. Was the third hour of the night. Forest asleep. Only occasionally faint night breeze wafted faint cries, noises and other sounds indecent. The shattered remnants of food detachments dejectedly trudged on toward Prostokvashino. For oak table around hissing samovar sat as a good the old days, Winnie the Pooh, Rabbit Piglet and drinking tea with honey and peacefully talking. ________________________________
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