a rest - The Kremlin Trouble.

       KPEMLEBCKY TPABL.

(C) 1995 The author is unknown.
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   Coxpanena angliyckaya orfografiya nekotoryx clov for 
oblegcheniya chteniya tekcta and vocpriyatiya ponyaty and 
terminov. 

   No familiya "ELTSIN" nor lyubaya
drygaya familiya DO NOT prinadlezhat
pealno zhivyschim or lived litsam, vce covpadeniya in imenax,
nazvaniyax and abbreviatypax clychayny And do not nocyat 
ockorbitelnogo xapaktepa.



        Deyctvyyuschie litsa:

ELTSIN B.H. - Prezident RF.
GORBACHEB M.C. - Former generals
      LIMITED cekretar byvshego TSK

      byvshego KPCC byvshego CCCP.
CHEPHEHKO K.U. - Esche bolee former

      genepalny cekretar esche

      bolee byvshego TSK byvshego

      KPCC byvshego CCCP.
BREZHNEB LI - Ochen former n
      nepalny cekretar ochen

      byvshego TSK byvshego KPCC

      byvshego CCCP.
LUZHKOB?. - Mayor g.Mockvy.
ZHIRINOBCKY - predcedatel LDPR.
GAYDAP E.T. - Loves chego-nibyd

      vybrat, ocobenno of the Poc
      cii.
GRACHEB?. - Minictr obopony RF.
CHEPHOMYRDIN?. - Premep SV, verily

      ect, premep-minictr RF.
MAPKC K.?. - NA ceyshne pricytct
      vyet clychayno (zashel on
      gretcya).
RYZHKOB H. - Politicheckaya at
      nadlezhnoct DO NOT yctanovlena

      (Tozhe zashel pogretcya).
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 ELTSIN:

   - Lord user'y and hacker'y!
Bce you were invite'ny nA etot
join'ing Po povody odnogo trabla ...
 ZHIRINOBCKY:

   - But when will be played vcepiplovy
election and menya zavote'yat prezidentom etoy group ', we bydem
invite'itcya tolko Po povody
drinkalok, And do not will be played nikakix
trablov ... Ctrany divide nA
fat'y, master boot'y, allocation
table'y and nA ...
 GORBACHEB:

   - Nay pomolchite you Bladimir
Bordfovindovich .. And togda protsecc
poydet and vce budet complete ...
AND IT'S rulez ...
 GAYDAP:

   - Zhirinovckogo I would zacelektil DO NOT ...
 ELTSIN (povyshaya goloc):

   - Po povody odnogo trabla!
 BREZHNEB (zadymchivo and medlenno):

   - Bchepa kakaya-verily my Lord ckotina poxakala akkaynt .. 
Behold IT'S been trabl ...

 CHEPHEHKO molchit.
 ZHIRINOBCKY:

   - A if ye date every People podarit
Po xardy unto me, IT'S will be played ctolko
xardov, chto DO NOT nyzhno will be played nikakix akkayntov ...
 BREZHNEB (prodolzhaya mycl And do not
obraschaya vnimaniya nA ZHIRINOBCKOGO):

   - HOW I and lomanylcya .. Co ctyla ...
 GAYDAP:

   - Ckolko tonn ot pochty kazhdogo pointa mozhno zalozhit nA
xaby after, obmolota nodov?
 ELTSIN (otvlekayac ot mycli pro
trabl):

   - Piva be, a?
 MAPKC:

   - I yzhe ect picayt in exy Po
etot povod ... Ja, ja ...
 CHEPHOMYRDIN:

   - I esche vchepa predlagal IT'S
zapelizit, no one is tak cmog
cobrat package ...
 ELTSIN:

   - Duc, I'm pro trabl ... Odni
lamery of Chechen Grypp Interneshnl
xotyat zaxakat our father and akkaynt
otorvat cebe cvoy cpeyc nA our boarding cervepe ...
 MAPKC xvataetcya za cerdtse.
 ZHIRINOBCKY:

   - But when menya vcepiplovo ...
 GRACHEB czadi molcha bet ZHIRINOBCKOGO ctylom Po zatylky.
 ZHIRINOBCKY padaet.
 BREZHNEB (tak zhe medlenno and prodolzhaya cvoyu predydyschyyu 
mycl): 

   - I ctolko mecyatsev papol
pridymyval, a padly they have taken, and
zaxakali ...
 GORBACHEB:

   - Cpeyc nA servepe? IT'S DO NOT
rulez ... Thus do protsecc nikogda DO NOT
will be played complete ... Ponimaete ... C
them nado zaklyuchit do'govop and
otrezat them vce links ... And togda
koncencyc will be played ... B obschem and y
tselom, and IT'S rulez ...
 ZHIRINOBCKY, oxaya, vybiraetcya
from pod ctola.
 GORBACHEB:

   - Kto tam pod teyblom pyxtit,
ponimaete? HOW Hadrinkayutcya
piggies, znaete whether behold Nikolay
Ifmail'ovich podtverdit ...
 RYZHKOB c idiotckoy ylybkoy
energichno kivaet golovoy.
 LUZHKOB (kotopomy vdryg prishla
in golovy mycl, c ozapennym litsom):

   - A chto, if what ogranichit login nA atsecc in Centre is 
nashego cervepa? And pyct yuzery necyt kreditcy ...  
ZHIRINOBCKY (from pod ctola): 

   - But when menya vcepi ... Bce,
molchy, molchy!
 ELTSIN:

   - Login - IT'S xoposho, HOW Vac
tam? Ho vce zhe, chto Po povody
nashego trabla?
 GRACHEB:

   - Thinking in progress.
 GORBACHEB:

   - Tovarisch Grachev ... Polzyytec pycckim drayvepom, 
pozhalyycta ... Doctali yzhe vcex, konvertep napicat no one is 
mozhet, a We ...

 GRACHEB molcha bet GORBACHEBA
czadi tem zhe ctylom Po cverkayuschey lycine.
 GORBACHEB padaet nA vybirayuschegocya of pod ctola 
ZHIRINOBCKOGO.  ELTSIN:


   - Things you tam, tovarisch Grachev?
 GRACHEB:

   - I nashel colyushn to nashemy
trably!
 GORBACHEB (from pod ctola):

   - 3apelizte, pozhalyycta! People
Vac poymet ...
 GRACHEB:

   - Hado zaaploadit lamepov them, and they are normally THEIR 
vcex zaxakayut ... AND tolko c tyazhelymi cervepami ...

IT'S pervym delom .. Or zabrocat
THEIR vocmidyuymovymi flopami ...
 RYZHKOB prodolzhaet energichno kivat golovoy.
 CHEPHEHKO molchit.
 GORBACHEB (from pod ctola, ochen
octopozhno):

   - Po-moemy, IT'S rulez!
 GAYDAP (vyzyvayusche):

   - Hey, you, tam, pod ctolom! I
would Vac DO NOT zacelektil!
 GORBACHEB (from pod ctola, nepazborchivo):

   - ... Behold, Nikolay Ifmail'ovich
podtverdit ...
 ZHIRINOBCKY (from pod ctola,
clyshno, HOW He ctapaetcya ocvoboditcya ot dyshaschego Him 
galctyka GORBACHEBA):


   - But when menya ... X-x-x ... Pod
Noise is ctolom zvyki borby, zatem sound can padeniya 
tyazhelogo; yet myagkogo predmeta and goloc GORBACHEBA:


   - Behold, IT'S rulez ...
 GAYDAP:

   - A chto, if ye whom He-nibyd zacelektit?
 GORBACHEB (vybirayac of pod ctola, neyvepenno):

   - IT'S rulez!
 LUZHKOB:

   - Hy things you, Bival Cyurveyvovich, zaladili - rulez, 
rulez ... Doctali vcex yzhe ...

 GORBACHEB obizhenno pyxtit, vybirayac of pod ctola.
 ELTSIN:

   - Davayte zhe, nakonets, cdelaem decizhn Po povody nashego 
trabla! Do xayzov zhe popa, vayfy yzhe pivo pazogreli, pochty 
pazgrebli, chitat zhe nado!

 GRACHEB:

   - Predlagayu decizhn: zaaploadit, poxakat and zapelizit! Kto
za? Protiv? Bozderzhalcya?
 GORBACHEB:

   - Idet voting! Akkayntingovaya
komicciya, zaectimatte, pozhalyycta ...
 BREZHNEB (zadymchivo):

   - A vozderzhivatcya vredno?
 GRACHEB:

   - Predlozhenie prinyato!
 BREZHNEB obdymyvaet verily, chto ckazal GRACHEB.
 CHEPHEHKO molchit.
 People (krome BREZHNEBA) pezko
cnimaetcya c mect, teykaet noytbyki and vyvalivaetcya chepez 
door.  BREZHNEB co clovami "unto me tozhe

popa bezhat "podnimaetcya co
cvoego mecta and medlenno bredet to
door'y.
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