ZX Power #02
24 мая 1997 |
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a rest - The Kremlin Trouble.
KPEMLEBCKY TPABL. (C) 1995 The author is unknown. ________________________________ Coxpanena angliyckaya orfografiya nekotoryx clov for oblegcheniya chteniya tekcta and vocpriyatiya ponyaty and terminov. No familiya "ELTSIN" nor lyubaya drygaya familiya DO NOT prinadlezhat pealno zhivyschim or lived litsam, vce covpadeniya in imenax, nazvaniyax and abbreviatypax clychayny And do not nocyat ockorbitelnogo xapaktepa. Deyctvyyuschie litsa: ELTSIN B.H. - Prezident RF. GORBACHEB M.C. - Former generals LIMITED cekretar byvshego TSK byvshego KPCC byvshego CCCP. CHEPHEHKO K.U. - Esche bolee former genepalny cekretar esche bolee byvshego TSK byvshego KPCC byvshego CCCP. BREZHNEB LI - Ochen former n nepalny cekretar ochen byvshego TSK byvshego KPCC byvshego CCCP. LUZHKOB?. - Mayor g.Mockvy. ZHIRINOBCKY - predcedatel LDPR. GAYDAP E.T. - Loves chego-nibyd vybrat, ocobenno of the Poc cii. GRACHEB?. - Minictr obopony RF. CHEPHOMYRDIN?. - Premep SV, verily ect, premep-minictr RF. MAPKC K.?. - NA ceyshne pricytct vyet clychayno (zashel on gretcya). RYZHKOB H. - Politicheckaya at nadlezhnoct DO NOT yctanovlena (Tozhe zashel pogretcya). ________________________________ ELTSIN: - Lord user'y and hacker'y! Bce you were invite'ny nA etot join'ing Po povody odnogo trabla ... ZHIRINOBCKY: - But when will be played vcepiplovy election and menya zavote'yat prezidentom etoy group ', we bydem invite'itcya tolko Po povody drinkalok, And do not will be played nikakix trablov ... Ctrany divide nA fat'y, master boot'y, allocation table'y and nA ... GORBACHEB: - Nay pomolchite you Bladimir Bordfovindovich .. And togda protsecc poydet and vce budet complete ... AND IT'S rulez ... GAYDAP: - Zhirinovckogo I would zacelektil DO NOT ... ELTSIN (povyshaya goloc): - Po povody odnogo trabla! BREZHNEB (zadymchivo and medlenno): - Bchepa kakaya-verily my Lord ckotina poxakala akkaynt .. Behold IT'S been trabl ... CHEPHEHKO molchit. ZHIRINOBCKY: - A if ye date every People podarit Po xardy unto me, IT'S will be played ctolko xardov, chto DO NOT nyzhno will be played nikakix akkayntov ... BREZHNEB (prodolzhaya mycl And do not obraschaya vnimaniya nA ZHIRINOBCKOGO): - HOW I and lomanylcya .. Co ctyla ... GAYDAP: - Ckolko tonn ot pochty kazhdogo pointa mozhno zalozhit nA xaby after, obmolota nodov? ELTSIN (otvlekayac ot mycli pro trabl): - Piva be, a? MAPKC: - I yzhe ect picayt in exy Po etot povod ... Ja, ja ... CHEPHOMYRDIN: - I esche vchepa predlagal IT'S zapelizit, no one is tak cmog cobrat package ... ELTSIN: - Duc, I'm pro trabl ... Odni lamery of Chechen Grypp Interneshnl xotyat zaxakat our father and akkaynt otorvat cebe cvoy cpeyc nA our boarding cervepe ... MAPKC xvataetcya za cerdtse. ZHIRINOBCKY: - But when menya vcepiplovo ... GRACHEB czadi molcha bet ZHIRINOBCKOGO ctylom Po zatylky. ZHIRINOBCKY padaet. BREZHNEB (tak zhe medlenno and prodolzhaya cvoyu predydyschyyu mycl): - I ctolko mecyatsev papol pridymyval, a padly they have taken, and zaxakali ... GORBACHEB: - Cpeyc nA servepe? IT'S DO NOT rulez ... Thus do protsecc nikogda DO NOT will be played complete ... Ponimaete ... C them nado zaklyuchit do'govop and otrezat them vce links ... And togda koncencyc will be played ... B obschem and y tselom, and IT'S rulez ... ZHIRINOBCKY, oxaya, vybiraetcya from pod ctola. GORBACHEB: - Kto tam pod teyblom pyxtit, ponimaete? HOW Hadrinkayutcya piggies, znaete whether behold Nikolay Ifmail'ovich podtverdit ... RYZHKOB c idiotckoy ylybkoy energichno kivaet golovoy. LUZHKOB (kotopomy vdryg prishla in golovy mycl, c ozapennym litsom): - A chto, if what ogranichit login nA atsecc in Centre is nashego cervepa? And pyct yuzery necyt kreditcy ... ZHIRINOBCKY (from pod ctola): - But when menya vcepi ... Bce, molchy, molchy! ELTSIN: - Login - IT'S xoposho, HOW Vac tam? Ho vce zhe, chto Po povody nashego trabla? GRACHEB: - Thinking in progress. GORBACHEB: - Tovarisch Grachev ... Polzyytec pycckim drayvepom, pozhalyycta ... Doctali yzhe vcex, konvertep napicat no one is mozhet, a We ... GRACHEB molcha bet GORBACHEBA czadi tem zhe ctylom Po cverkayuschey lycine. GORBACHEB padaet nA vybirayuschegocya of pod ctola ZHIRINOBCKOGO. ELTSIN: - Things you tam, tovarisch Grachev? GRACHEB: - I nashel colyushn to nashemy trably! GORBACHEB (from pod ctola): - 3apelizte, pozhalyycta! People Vac poymet ... GRACHEB: - Hado zaaploadit lamepov them, and they are normally THEIR vcex zaxakayut ... AND tolko c tyazhelymi cervepami ... IT'S pervym delom .. Or zabrocat THEIR vocmidyuymovymi flopami ... RYZHKOB prodolzhaet energichno kivat golovoy. CHEPHEHKO molchit. GORBACHEB (from pod ctola, ochen octopozhno): - Po-moemy, IT'S rulez! GAYDAP (vyzyvayusche): - Hey, you, tam, pod ctolom! I would Vac DO NOT zacelektil! GORBACHEB (from pod ctola, nepazborchivo): - ... Behold, Nikolay Ifmail'ovich podtverdit ... ZHIRINOBCKY (from pod ctola, clyshno, HOW He ctapaetcya ocvoboditcya ot dyshaschego Him galctyka GORBACHEBA): - But when menya ... X-x-x ... Pod Noise is ctolom zvyki borby, zatem sound can padeniya tyazhelogo; yet myagkogo predmeta and goloc GORBACHEBA: - Behold, IT'S rulez ... GAYDAP: - A chto, if ye whom He-nibyd zacelektit? GORBACHEB (vybirayac of pod ctola, neyvepenno): - IT'S rulez! LUZHKOB: - Hy things you, Bival Cyurveyvovich, zaladili - rulez, rulez ... Doctali vcex yzhe ... GORBACHEB obizhenno pyxtit, vybirayac of pod ctola. ELTSIN: - Davayte zhe, nakonets, cdelaem decizhn Po povody nashego trabla! Do xayzov zhe popa, vayfy yzhe pivo pazogreli, pochty pazgrebli, chitat zhe nado! GRACHEB: - Predlagayu decizhn: zaaploadit, poxakat and zapelizit! Kto za? Protiv? Bozderzhalcya? GORBACHEB: - Idet voting! Akkayntingovaya komicciya, zaectimatte, pozhalyycta ... BREZHNEB (zadymchivo): - A vozderzhivatcya vredno? GRACHEB: - Predlozhenie prinyato! BREZHNEB obdymyvaet verily, chto ckazal GRACHEB. CHEPHEHKO molchit. People (krome BREZHNEBA) pezko cnimaetcya c mect, teykaet noytbyki and vyvalivaetcya chepez door. BREZHNEB co clovami "unto me tozhe popa bezhat "podnimaetcya co cvoego mecta and medlenno bredet to door'y. ________________________________
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