01 января 1995

                    <<< More Silly Jokes! >>>                   
                         By Bogie of E-3                        
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Yes, it's true, I've got more really silly jokes!!!  So without 
further ado let's get started.                                  
                                                                
What do you call a man with a plank of wood on his head?        
Edward!                                                         
What do you call a man with 3 planks of wood on his head?       
Edward Woodward!                                                
What do you call a man with 4 planks of wood on his head?       
I don't know either but I bet Edward Woodward would!            
                                                                
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?                        
It fell!                                                        
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?                 
It was stapled to the first!                                    
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?                  
It saw the other two and thought it was a game and jumped!      
Why did the tree fall over?                                     
The third monkey didn't let go!                                 
Why did the rhino die?                                          
The tree fell on it!                                            
                                                                
Yes, I've got to do it!!!  More baby jokes!!!                   
                                                                
What's red and sits in a highchair?                             
A baby eating razor blades!                                     
                                                                
Why did the baby cross the road?                                
Because it was stapled to the chicken!                          
                                                                
Whats red and sits in all 4 corners of a room?                  
A baby playing with a chain saw!!                               
                                                                
How do you get 20 babies into a bucket?                         
Use a blender!!                                                 
How do you get them out?                                        
With a straw!                                                   
                                                                
What's worse than having a baby?                                
Having a baby in a dustbin!                                     
What's worse than that?                                         
Having ten babies in a bustbin!                                 
But what's even worse than that?                                
Having a baby in ten dustbins!                                  
                                                                
How do you get a baby into a car?                               
With a pitch fork!!                                             
                                                                
Well enough of this I'm going home!!!