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01 января 1995 |
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Are you sad??
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By Bogie of E-3
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So you think that your hip hop cool and trendy!!! But this
small questionaire is made to make sure that you are!!
So grab a pen and piece of paper and mark down your answers!!
1. What do you do in your spare time??
a. Code speccy demos or do music or grafix for speccy demos.
b. Watch the T.V.
c. Grab a thermos flask, note pad and pencil. Then go down to
the local railway track and write the numbers on the side of
the trains!!
2. What do you do on the night???
a. Go down the pub, play pool, chat up the girls in the corner,
then on the way home shout very loudly, annoy everybody and
barf on a police mans shoes!!
b. Sit at home or friends house and watch T.V. or play games on
their/your computer!!!
c. Night?? Whats that??? I'm in bed by 7pm!!! I do want to
catch the number on the 5.40 train to London!!
3. What does your wardrobe consist of???
a. Loose fit jeans, loads of T-shirts with funky logos on like
'I loke the Pope, the Pope smokes dope' and a couple of
pairs of trousers.
b. 3 brown pairs of trousers, 7 tank tops with the days of the
week on and some T-shirts with trains on them!!
c. 2 pairs of really baggy jeans (you know the ones, the
crutch come down to the knees!!) and a few tops that are
five sizes too big for you!!
4. What sort of music do you like???
a. Metal and thrash!! Like Nirvana, sepultura, metallica and
motorhead!!
b. Rave and teckkno!!
c. Teeny bobber music like take-that, east 17, ace of base and
2 unlimited!!
5. What are your views on sex???
a. Grab that good looking babe from the pub, take her home for
a coffee and shag her senseless!! And accidently forget
to leave your name!!
b. Settle down with someone and only ever have sex in the
military posistion.
c. Sex, what put my weener in a girls thingy??? Uuurrrggghhh
no way!!!
6. What turns you on???
a. That bird with the nicest face and biggest tits bent over
with her mouth around your cock!!
b. A 6OOcc motorbike with all the mod cons!!!
c. The eurostar train thundering past at 150 mph!!
7. Do you smoke???
a. Yeah!!! 80 a day and 5 joints every night!!
b. Only when I'm pissed which isn't that often!!
c. No. I can't waste my money on fags when I can waste it on
new pencils and writing pads!!
8. What do you drink???
a. Anything with alcohol in it from aftershave to terps!!
b. Usually a pint of toby best bitter!!! No I never have halfs
honest!!!
c. A can of diet coke for me!!!
9. Your favourite food is???
a. Hamburgers, fry-ups and generally anything swiming in grease
b. Chicken, roast potatoes, peas, greens and gravy!!
c. A cheese sandwhich and a packet of cheese and onion crisps!!
10. Why are reading Subliminal Extacy???
a. As soon as I heard it was out I just had to get hold of it
because it is excellent!!
b. I choose some random progs from my local PD library and this
just happened to be one of them!!
c. I own an atari and a Speccy freak is prooving to me that a
Speccy is better than an atari!!!
11. What does your bedroom look like???
a. A total mess!!! And it's all centred around my speccy!!
b. Well my wall paper has Tomas the tank engine on it!
c. It's the tidiest room ever seen!!! There is pictures of
Bros and trains on the walls!!
12. What are your favourite jokes??
a. Those baby jokes in Subliminal Extacy #0!!!
b. Those ones that go on for ages and you don't get a proper
answer at the end of them!!!
c. Those crappy knock, knock ones!!
Well now use this little score table and add up your score!!
A=10 points
B=5 points
C=1 point
Less than 12
------------ Try and add them up again!!!
12-59
----- You are Mr. Sad!!! Throw away those crappy pornos!
60-99
----- You are quite sad and need to have some more fun!! Try
getting pissed now and again!!!!
100-119
------- You are almost an interesting person!!! Just a few more
points and you could be with it!!
120
--- You are definately not sad and could be a member of E-3 or
if not you are always welcome to come down the pub with us!!
Over 120
-------- You don't belong in our society!!! Piss off you
incredibly SAD person!!
Well ofcourse all of E-3 got 120 points!!! Did you??
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