Our Chelyaba - How I went to visit Rover.

How I went to visit Rovery.
(C) RAM Saboteur
I want to immediately warn everyone: everything you
Read here, there is a full-fledged attack.
 characters:
-I,RAM SaboteurTIM_AT
-my friend and partner, STEELZTIM_AT
-EYES'OF DEAD GRIZZLYRAVERSOFT-Chiriba-
Sov Denis.
-BLYADE-Karagachev Alexander.
-Denis' cat fly.
     7.11.97.  STEELZ and I have an agreement
wanted to go visit then it was still easy
ICE'DI GRIZ.
     8.11.97. The misadventures began in the morning
ra.  I drove who knows how long from Le-
Ninsky district to the North-West. STEELZ
said that I need to go to Chicheri-
on. And Chicherina, as was indicated on the tram,
Yep, there is his final one. Here I am until the end
and arrived...
I waited and went back one stop.
There I met STEELZ and we went to the non-
mu.  (A short lyrical digression.
STEELZ broke his 128 and gave it away to
renovation for Denis's father (pseudo in all its glory
take a long time to write).  Father said that the renovation
will cost 150 pieces and offered for
kindness of soul, having paid 200 extra,
buy PROFI 3+ from him. What STEELZ and
did.  This car turned out to be 512 pROFI
somewhere around 0.5-0.7+, and besides
the same, black and white in pROFI mode (sorry -
those pro users, this is probably an alternative -
tive encoding has an effect).   Here
I, User Scorpion, after such a spectacle
received a brutal discharge (still puke
four dayspulled)) We, having sat at
STEELZ, rushed to ICE.  Entering
elevator, I realized that not everything is in order with ICE -
ke, because  The entire elevator is covered in marker. Sa-
my terrible inscription was something like
"IBM must die." And the terrible thing is that iBM
It was written there with a capital letter!!!
After all, this is a crime!  Okay, fig-
Nah, I think it happens. We rang the doorbell,
Denis opened it for us. I gave him my hand,
saying your name, hoping to hear
him's.  To which he responded hysterically
twitching left eye and stoned
neighing. And he drilled deep into the cave, in
who lived I just told STEELZ that
..the damn thing is incurable, and we rushed for
him.  We arrive, BLYADE is standing there. And laughs
like the last door. I gave it to him too
hand.  Got even more stoned rust-
nie.  I have long suspected that they
considered a lamer (Thank you, COOL GUYS co.!)
so I sat and was stupid all evening.
So, the fun began. I'll try
strength to show me demos from ENLIGHT'97
(well, I didn’t see them..), so they are there twice
we peed ourselves laughing while they were loading. Then
somehow it happened that they showed me
some scanned pictures. I pop
I asked them to dig up these screenshots for me. Kopa-
zeros.  Along the way, we started talking about software.
And that’s when I made a shocking discovery.
ie: BLYADE&EYES use the program
ZX-TOOLS for everything, starting with tearing out
sprites and cummingcopying MORTAL
COMBAT.  After that I was trusted
It is clearly reported that the demo is actually
the last place finisher was first.
wooooow! Next, the market switched to music.
BLYADE figured out what I'm listening to.  I
told that.  Then he turned on some
pale and started asking if I liked it
it. Well, what was there cannot be...
what description? Most likely the guys from
TYMEX decided to remember their childhood and write
remix loading Speccy from cassette.
I, of course, said that this is... whatever
its...KLAAAAASSSS.  BLYADE farted sarcastically and
yelled "DIEpbmo!!!" And here he was right.
After that the jokes continued. BLYADE
reported that he has a cool demo with
digitized pictures and decided for us
sell under the pretext "LOVE
POSITION".   We kind of refused.  Then
EYES got down to business and got ready for me
personally sell old toys as
new  Then (STEELZ and I agreed
lis) we asked them to dig for us those
most demos with ENLIGHT. And that's where I
I had to brazenly play their best
feelings.  When I asked them if I would fall
to them, they rushed to copy-
vat. Well, the result of this trip was: three
copied disk, one of which is
generally did not work, several kilobytes of light
anger and this very text. Well oh
about how angry I was, you can tell by it
and judge. But herenow the anger has passed and I
I want to tell you all in confidence: ICE
and BLADE have become victims of disinformation.
True, they misinformed themselves...

P.S.  Who will be offended - repeat again
I bet our magazine is frivolous and unhealthy
yay - get used to it!