Fido - Woodpecker.

>Woodpecker.

The woodpecker is equipped with a beak.  Woodpecker's beak
official  He's hammering. If the woodpecker does not
bit, then he is sleeping or dead. Don't hammer
the woodpecker can't. Because the beak is always
outweighs.  When a woodpecker chimes, then
resounds through the forest.  If it's loud, then you know
damn, good woodpecker. If it’s not loud, it’s bad
hey, you wicked woodpecker.

A woodpecker can jump from branch to branch like this
as deftly as a sailor from the topsail
bowsprit  A skillfully thrown woodpecker does not fly
less than 30 meters, stuck to the waist and vi-
sit for two hours. Woodpeckers always have an opinion
negative.

A strong woodpecker can hammer for two.
Giant woodpecker (not found in nature)
standing) can kill a small elephant.

Synchronized woodpeckers are found only in
Australia and work in pairs, links and
etc., up to the regiment.  Birthday
woodpeckers - Friday. Carried by woodpeckers up to
for - 250 decibels or 40 roentgens, or
150 volts, or 4 kicks.

It is impossible to drown a woodpecker in a liter jar.
but...  Male woodpecker made of iron
concrete on a scale of 32:1 is the best
a great monument to my father-in-law. 200 woodpeckers, glued
end-to-end in the form of a continuous panel,
are a magnificent sight.

The Spanish temple woodpecker is
the only chewing bird in the world, and his
the female, according to legend, is capable of high
protrude three-quarters out of the hollow.

A living woodpecker is different fromthe usual topic
temperature and performance. Underground
woodpeckers hammer in complete darkness, with
eyes closed, from memory. Their ancestor
We were killed woodpeckers who fell into the well.
ly.

There is no separate species of rabid woodpeckers
exists, but the number of them in
any population - 77%. Pink Singing
woodpecker, like its dancing variety,
found mainly in places where
alcoholics.

Almost all urban woodpeckers are disposable,
with 9X12 plastic beaks and variable
wing geometry. Industrial pneumatic
The helical woodpecker is still controversial
among ornithologists. In particular,
his ability to
reproduction, although in Kuzbass it is so
so-called "jack-off" woodpeckers sit in a huge
in large quantities on all trees and even
enjoy some civil rights
you along with talking parrots.

The main food of woodpeckers of all species is
Xia's drool-soaked tree log-
Nina.  Cases of attacks have also been described
woodpeckers on bags of sugar and fruit
pies.  Woodpeckers usually talk to each other
disdainful.  Cases of conflicts between woodpeckers and
people are rare, but in the Volga region it is necessary
beware of the crowned woodpecker, victims
which older people become, pre-
those who neglect the Panama hat.  Flight speed
such a woodpecker - 340 meters per second, he
aims at the glare of the sun, is not afraidscreams and always gets the job done.
The complete opposite of it is serenity.
downy woodpecker, which usually lives
in the thickets of lilies of the valley and forget-me-nots. He, in
essentially is not a bird, since
spends his entire life sitting, which is why he
the wings grew together to form a coat, and
the beak has only the lower half. Cor-
begs for alms.

There is no pronounced hierarchy among woodpeckers.
crowded, although a large woodpecker can easily
can beat up a small one. In case of external
her threats to the woodpecker colony are unexplored
while he distinguishes himself as a boss
(usually a major) and defends under him
leadership. After repelling the threat
which woodpecker becomes a pelican and leaves
there is a colony.

The period of full maturation of a woodpecker in an egg is
two weeks from the moment of hitting the hollow floor.
The little woodpecker sits quietly and eats everything,
what they serve him. The main mistake of woodpeckers is
intra-hole overfeeding, due to which
many who failed to make the choice die
young birds rush out.

A tame woodpecker is as rare a phenomenon as
like the foot one, because to tame a woodpecker
is possible only with three now forgotten ancient
in other words.  Domestic woodpecker kept
wrapped in soft cloth
and when handled with care it does not wake up.

In ancient times in Rus', woodpeckers served as princes.
women's baths with walking hangers for whites
ya, crushed and pickled woodpeckers decorated
anyfeast, but rare in beauty
the two-headed woodpecker served as a prototype for
our current coat of arms. And one last thing. If
at some carnival you will dress
woodpecker - fame, success and great
good luck in love.

Evgeniy SHESTAKOV
(Tomsk)

>Recommended reading:

1. "Forest Commissioners". M., 1962.
2.  "Our little nailer."  Detgiz,
1956.
3. "Bird versus tank."  Voenizdat,
1982.
4. "Fool with a beak." M., Cunnilingus,
1994.