Tips - Terminator 1.

 CICATILLO II, OR THE RETURN OF THE JUNIOR
BROTA-I.
(20 GLITCHES THAT CHICATILLO-II CAN
RUIN YOUR LIFE)
1) WILL COVER YOUR KLAVA WITH BREAD CRUMBS
AND YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY YOUR FAVORITES
GUMS.
2) WILL ONLY ERASE ALL 0 TRACKS ON YOURS
DISKS.
3) WILL APPLY TO HIM DURING THE WORK OF THE FLOOR
220 V, AND YOU WILL BE KILLED BY FLIGHTING OUT OF IT
DISKET.
4) WILL DRINK ALL YOUR BEER.
5) WILL INSTALL WIN'95 FOR YOU.
6) WILL DISPLACE YOU FROM THE TABLE OF RECORDS
V'MK',AFTER YOU'RE BARELY IN IT
YOU WILL GET IN.
7) REFUEL THE CARTRIDGE TO THE PRINTER WITH SULFUR
ACID.
8) CLEAN THE FLOP HEADS WITH THE SAME SER-
NOAH ACID.
9) WILL ERASE ALL SIGNS FROM YOUR KEYS
KLAVIERS.
10) SEAL THE WALLS WITH WALLPAPER "IBM-RULEZZ!
DENDY-RULEZZ! SPECCY-SUX!"
11)REPLACE 'Zilog' WITH 'iNTELL'.
12) FORMAT ROM WITH TR-DOS.
13) WILL DELIVER YOUR MOUSE'S TAIL (STRAIGHT
CASTRATION).
14) SEND 'FAQ' TO COPPER FEET FROM YOURS
NAME.
15) WILL WRITE A PROGRAM ON 'LAZER-BASIC'
DESTROY YOUR COMPUTER AND WILL LAUNCH EE ON YOURS
SPECCY.
16) FOR THE NEW YEAR WILL GIVE A MODEM FOR 1200.
17)Will sign you up for a fan club
BILL GATES.
18) WILL SUPPLY 220 V (WHAT TIME ALREADY?) TO
YOUR 'GS'.
19)WHEN YOU GET ACCESS TO 'FIDO', POST-
VIT TO YOU +++.
20) WILL RESURRECT ALL ALIENS KILLED BY THEN-
COMBAT IN 'UFO II'.

EVERYTHING THAT WAS WRITTEN ABOVE IS BASED ON
REAL EVENTS AND SCIENTIFICALLY CONFIRMED
BUT.BIGPLEASE: PLEASE NOTE
ALL OF THE ABOVE (ONLY IF YOU HAVE
HAVE A YOUNGER BROTHER OR SISTER).

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