About our smaller brothers - How to turn off Windows: Installing Windows over the phone...

  Installing Windows over the phone...

 [start telephone conversation]

  Throw the CD into the tray. How is this what
side? Of course, with the picture facing up.
Don't have a drawing? Mmmm... Look back...
carefully on both sides of the disk. There on
one should be light concentric
circle - this is the working side. Well
how did you see it?  Hello, hello! Uh-hey... You
Did she fall asleep or what? What-what are you doing-
eat?  DO YOU PAINT YOUR LIPS?!! Stop it, there's no time.
Moreover, the mirror made from a CD is useless
breathable...
  Okay, now run Setup. Setup for
let me go, I say... What does "Drive sweat" mean?
ready"?!  Try again. Same again
the most?  Then push the tray in anyway, and
then the CD sticks out on the street. Still catching a cold -
Hey, what the hell... Did it work? And Setup
started?  Then listen to me especially
carefully...
  Now Windows will offer you several
installation options: "minimal",
"standard", "for laptop" and "select-
fatal".  Check the "selective" box. Right now
Let's design an ideal husband.
Do you remember: “If only the lips of Nikifor Pla-
Tonych put it to the nose Nikolai Ivany-
cha..." I can’t vouch for the accuracy of the quote, but
the meaning is about the same...
  Don't be afraid of what Windows told you
"This option is only suitable for
super-cool gurus, and in general - I don’t answer
tea for any consequences. You are responsible for everything
answer. If everything works out for you -
call Microsoft, we willwe will accept you at
job and we'll pay you $36,000 a year
for remaining silent about what happened."
  Be brave, be brave. Windows will ask "Are you
Are you sure?!!" either seventeen or something
seventeen times.  Click "OK" every time.
Vinda - she is very surprised when
someone claims to be smarter than her. No way
can’t believe it, so I’ll ask again
sews.  Patience, dear, patience... And
in general - such expressions do not suit women -
schin...
  Great!  The first stage has been overcome. How
Exler used to say, “Now Windows is aware,
that deals with a professional." Listen
further. The most important thing when installing is -
she glitched - step on her shoe in time -
com on hand. You see, she's offering there
independently indicate the available components
nents of the system? So - this is not necessary
DO NOT DO IT UNDER ANY CASE. Why? Well you
after all, a woman - just imagine that I
I’ll start telling you what to wear on your
Cherinku.  And I’ll also say that it’s in the wardrobe
there is only a ball gown, chauffeur's
leggings, felt boots, an elegant women's hat and
cotton pants - take them and combine them. What are you
will you do it?  You'll go to a party naked and
without me too? That's what Windows will do
exactly the same.
  The best way out is to say vin-
de, that there is nothing AT ALL in the system - neither
network card, no blaster, no CD - nothing
th.  It's a shame that you can't point out
the absence of a processor, keyboard,
housing and other things. Oh well - just
say thatthere is nothing. Why is it necessary to de-
bark like that? Mmmm... Well, again, as a woman...
schine: imagine that on your Day
birthday I brought home an awesome beauty
juicy box tied with a ribbon -
and to the question “Honey, is this a gift for me?”
replied "No, these are some documents with
work, not for you at all..." For a long time
I managed to lie to such shameless
way? Right - right - in a minute -
then you would be turning the gift in your hands. Here we go
Windows too.
  Well, see? She found everything. And even
almost right. Now wait half an hour
Sika - Windows will preen itself and
comb her hair on her new computer
re.  You spend hours in front of the mirror -
crowbar in a new dress...
  That's it, did you hear it?  Well now you can
work for her.  If, of course, it is possible
call it work...
  Just don't think about changing it someday
computer configuration! Even a fan
Don't touch it on the processor. Otherwise Windows is here
will require fresh drivers from the manufacturer
driver, again problems with incompatibility
timability, "Replace the processor with a compatible
Timy" etc. You know how it is
there are women - "to my new brooch
It would be nice to pick out a dress, but for a new one
different dress and shoes are needed - but they
They won’t match my fur coat, so
I bought a new fur coat - but what is it,
in fact, next to me, such a luxury
no lady, this little one is wiping himself off
the little man whom I, by misunderstanding,called me husband?..”
  Okay, hi. I ran to the other one
lefon - they ask for help with advice on the
new OS/2...

  [end phone conversation]