About our smaller brothers - Poor Seryoga... This sad story happened to one of the traitors in the camp of the Spectrumists - RSS.

This sad story happened to one
of the traitors in the camp of spektrumists - RSS
from the now deceased cOOL gUYS company.


The blanket ran away
The sheet flew away
And the pillow is like a frog,
She galloped away from me
I want to drink tea
I run to the samovar,
But fucked up by me
He ran away like from fire.
I go to the mirror
I look in my mirror
I'm not in the mirror
There's some kind of pig there.
The snout turned to one side,
Bruise under the eye
Teeth like a crocodile
And pus flowed from the mouth.
I haven't shaved for three weeks...
All covered in pig stubble,
And I haven’t washed for a month -
Covered in brown shit.
I get into the refrigerator -
Oh, what a bummer that was
There's no fucking alcohol there,
And I should break into the kiosk...
The whole apartment has been ransacked
Looking for my money
Only the whole trough-
That's where the money lies...
I'm approaching IBM,
Count what you drank.
But suddenly I climb the wall -
There is no trace of Yaibiem.
My poor MMX-ik,
Where will I play...
There is only a wire left -
Connect to a monitor.
Maybe it was stolen?
No, they probably couldn’t.
After all, they remained untouched
Puddles of juicy vomit
The paw of a thief has never set foot
And into a bear trap.
“I put it there,” -
I thought to myself.
I rummaged in my pockets
There I found five rubles.
Eh, now I'm a drug addict
I'll pour in some hot shots!
These are all my neighbors -
Bastards, suckers, drunks.
I drank my iba with it
And literally for pennies.
I wanted to freak out
I ran into my push.
And, to shame, I looked
To the drain tank.And how can you not look here -
What are the inscriptions on it?
My tank, in my toilet
The entire "VISTom" is painted!
I pulled the flush-
Suspicions again.
Why is this on the handle?
Can I press buttons?
I also remembered the feeling
From the push seat.
Is it a massager?
Or galiki finally.
I poked at the circle -
That's right, let's get to work!
And mini massage points,
Oddly enough, one hundred and one!
Suspicions crept in
There's a drunk in my soul,
When I saw the thing
Where was the piece of paper?
What for is such a container?
For paper I'm in a rush?
And the funny thing is,
The inscription is the same as on the tank.
So that the paper is fed,
You have to press a button.
And then with a strange sound
It was about five inches.
“Here’s the most convenient thing” -
I thought to myself.
And then I went to the bathroom -
I had things to do.
I take an electric razor
And it has only one pin.
I put it in the socket-
And it works, damn it!
In short, I have a razor
It was safe
And now the electric razor
Appeared for me.
There are three buttons on it,
And a skewer, sort of.
I brought it to the stubble-
Damn, he shaves well.
I was getting ready to get dressed -
Look, not a lot of shirts:
On one there is a Mercedes sign,
The other one is full of shit
In the third I have a piggy bank,
There are one hundred and seven rubles there,
And in the fourth, right in your pocket,
A puddle full of snot.
And only the fifth shirt,
Looks like a clean goat
I started stroking her
With my eyes wide open.
My iron is just like a razor,
There are just no buttons on it.
And the funny thing is...
It is painted with "Wist".
I put on a shirt, trousers,Shoes, belt, jacket
And he went to his neighbors,
Dressed up like a fool.
I always look at my feet -
Suddenly you step into vomit...
Strange, my rug is in the hallway
I'll find out specifically...
He was lying under the drain handle,
Connected to the drain tank...
And it was also stuck there
What I sit on and shit on,
And a paper container
Yes, and a razor with an iron,
Well, about the toilet
I can hardly say it anymore.
I put it all together -
It turned out to be my stump.
Well, now the goats will get it,
I couldn't do this myself.
But then I barely remembered -
RAM SABOTEUR came in,
Scorpio emulator
Brought it to me and - oh shit -!
He wrote the toy "The Wanderer"
And he showed it to me
And from this toy
My eyes popped out.
He left and I got drunk
I took apart my stump,
I found out what was needed where,
And he carried himself into a drinking bout:
Why on "Scorpio"
There is such a coolness
And on super-IBMe
There’s just no shit????