Lamer Lessons - Communication in the filthy Tatar lamer dialect of the Hacker language.

Based on the book "Lessons in LAMERITY" by RAM
Saboteur.  Communication in filthy Tatar
Lamer dialect of the Hacker language.

Hello, dear lamer!  (Please immediately
Don't be offended, I'm not a shooter.)
Today we will talk about how to go-
to fight on our great and mighty hack-
Ker language. You've probably already read be-
thick lines from THD demos and interested
was affected by the level of linguistic awareness
these hacking monsters, these legislators
fashion on the Spectrum market. We will study
in Lamer dialect.
            --==lesson 1==--
Let's start speaking!  For that-
go to say a word in hacker,
you should use your dictionary-
with stock obtained from demos and
intrukh.  Remember, if you are in a society with hack-
Kerov, you should only say three
words, you will be understood correctly. The first word
vo-RULEZ [ru:lez]. It means firstly
out, your belonging to the circle of benefits
Spectrum owners. It also means that
you understand what the conversation is about. Except
Moreover, it means that iNTEL-OUTSIDE. And one more thing
it means that you consider the topic once
conversation worthy of attention and adoration.
You can use the word if you can
sew some of these words: AMIGA,
SPECTRUM, KEMPSTON MOUSE, GENERAL CA-
UND,THREE-INCH DRIVE, ZX-FORMAT,
ZX-HEALTHLESS, SCORPIO, MAGOS, CHELYABINSK,
TIM_AT,TRIUMPH,LAND OF MYTHS,ZX-TASM3.00,
GLORY OF THE COPPERLEGS, etc.
The second word, much more commonly used, is
is the word SUXX [sa:ks], meaning that
the subject of conversation is disgusting to you, or
but you didn’t hear what, exactly,
bazaar  You can also use this
word in relation to people sitting on
iBM.  The word must be spoken if
any of the following reached your ears -
shchego: PROFI, KOVOX, AIGREC MOUSE, ESTE-
ES, INTEL, REALTIME, X-FILES (option:
X-FILES), PLAYBOY, PENTAGON, etc.
The third, most cruel, word is MUSTDIE
[mastdaj]. Literally means: must be able-
howl. The word must be spoken if
you will hear: MIKE, IBIAM, EMESDOS, WINDOWS,
TEASHDE, OVERFILE, BILL GATES, FORTY
EIGHTH, PENTIUM, BETSEKA, SIPIEM,
MICROSOFT.   With these(^) words, hackers
are used to check your re-
tinga.  If you don't answer MASTDAY
the above words, then you should go to la-
measures forever.


            --==lesson 2==--
Basic words of tickers and their meanings
nia.  There is a whole dictionary of neologisms
mov, often repeated in creeping lines:

2 something.  For.
3-free Free, free.
4-for Also for, but a little differently.
b-be To be.
s-see Look, see.
d-di New word means "shut up."
i-eye Eye or monitor.
k-key Button.
r-age It’s clear that way.
s-arse For $@&tsa (ASS).
u-you you.
v-we We.
x-ex- Former.
y-whyWhy.
vu-view Watch, observe.


In addition to replacing the words given on the right, you
should replace everything you meet
syllables with the same name letters la-
Tin alphabet. Example: Xtasy, Bgin, B4,
etc. In addition, optional, but
a necessary condition for writing in hack-
kerski is to replace all the letters T with
number 7, all O's to 0, all I's to
1, all S by 5, all h by 4, all B by 8.
Other options are also possible, without
marked by me in the process of compilation
books.