Tips - Terminator 2.

GLITCH MOTHER, OR THE ADVENTURES OF A MOMMY
TERMINATORA-I.  GLITCHES SHE CAN
TO DO WITH YOU.
1) WILL TELL YOU THAT RADIATION HAS BURNED YOU
THE LAST REMAINS OF BRAINS, AND THE CORD WILL TAKE AWAY
TO THE MONITOR.
2) IT WILL SAY THAT YOUR FINGERS MAY GET STUCK BETWEEN
KEYS AND SELECT THE KEYBOARD.
3)WILL SAY THAT LISTENING TO 'NIRVAN' IS HARMFUL
WILL DISCONNECT THE MAFON DURING LOADING
'RENEGADE'.
4) IT WILL SAY THAT YOU ARE NOT USING THE DISK DRIVE
ACCORDING TO THE PURPOSE AND THE POOR FLOP WILL CUT OUT.
5) SAYS THAT I FOUND '22 LOVE POSITIONS'
ON A CASSETTE, AND IT WILL STOP ALL YOUR CASSETTES WITH
GAMES.
6) SAY THAT BEEPER IS GOOD, AND 'COVOX' IS
IT'S BETTER AND WILL BLOCK THE UNHAPPY BEEPER.
7)YELLING "MORTAL KOMBAT-RULEZZZ!!"
WILL GIVE YOU FATALITY!
8) WITH THE WORDS "KEMSTON MOUSE-RULEZZ!" FOR-
TAKES KEMSTON-JOYSTIK.
9) SUPPLY 220V DIRECTLY TO THE COMPUTER.
10) WILL TURN OFF THE ELECTRICITY DURING RECORDING
SHIPPING TO 'UFO-II'.
11) INSERT THE SKIN INTO THE DISC AND, WRITE-
SAV "NEW! BLACK RAVEN!"  WILL PUT ON YOU
TABLE
12) THROW OUT THE COMPUTER ON...R.
13) WILL SELL THE COMPUTER TO THE GOPNIK-LAMER.
14) GRINDS OFF THE HEAD OF THE MAFON.
15) 'ACIDENTALLY' CONFUSES TV AND POWER CONNECTORS -
Research Institute
16) ALSO 'RANDOMLY' WILL PLACE A BOX WITH
DISCS WITH A VERY POWERFUL MAGNET.
17)FORMAT ALL YOUR CASSETTES.
18) WILL ERASE ALL 'boots' FROM YOUR DISKS.
19) WIPE DUST ON THE MONITOR AND THEN GENTLE
BUT WILL STROKE RU-5.
20) ROLL UP INTO A PIPE AND SMOKE ALL YOURS
DISCS.

THIS IS A WARNINGEVERYONE! MOMMY-MANIAC-
KA-TERMINATOR-I MAY SUDDENLY INVOLVED IN
YOUR MOMMY...
            AND THEN BEWARE!!!!
ALL DATA IS BASED ON ACTUAL EVENTS -
YAH.COINCIDENCES OF NAMES, SURNAMES, SPI ADDRESSES
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