Agatha Christie "New Year" (C) Ram Saboteur
Grandfather falls on grandmother -
Black occupation.
Grandma sticks a knife into grandfather -
You've gone too far, you bastard!
Grandfather left the game -
He is mortally wounded.
Let him sleep, he's paranoid,
And grandma is the Snow Maiden,
Stupid girl!
Chorus:
And granny has a cauliflower in her pocket,
She will pierce grandfather.
Ayyyyy, old woman, stop poking holes in me,
Come on, sit down, better eat.
Grandfather will be removed tomorrow
Or they will kill you completely,
Grandfather will be baked in the oven
On one large sheet.
Yes, perhaps, purkua na,
They immediately grab him
Skull, ass and leg
They will hide it in a textbook -
Her mother!!!
Agatha Christie "Opium" (C) Ram Saboteur
I drink glasses of water -
I love hangovers
I'll get to know the latrines,
When I fill myself with booze.
Filled with sweet, vulgar moisture,
I'm going to my friends' dance,
And pain will only be my reward,
When I wake up in the morning.
Chorus:
Let's meet with booze in the evening,
We will lap it, cuddle it,
Let's meet with booze in the evening,
And buy supplements.
Don't hide your money, we'll buy it with it
Tomorrow I'll give myself a hangover,
Let's meet with booze in the evening
And let's play about booze.
Bukhni water and beer -
You won't change anything
In the morning you will puke
And you won't change anything.
Sprinkle a little honey under your eyelids,
Better yet, hairspray
You'll be sleeping for a long time
And again catch anesthesia.
Agatha Christie "Heterosexual" (C)
Ram Saboteur
Like bitter wineIt's like smoking a cigarette
Under the noise of drunken ideas
A dream came about her,
It's like a floppy disk with games...
Chorus:
Yes, I smoke and drink vodka,
I sing songs about this,
And you don’t need to drink dichlorvos,
After all, dichlorvos is like anesthesia!
And I smoke, and I smoke
And I can’t swell,
I'm a drug addict, I'm a drug addict
I love khanka, poppy seed and plan...
I'm carried away into the darkness
Lucky paper with a plan,
And let the pain be cruel
I haven't forgotten my password
To the land of bottles and glasses...
Ivanushki International "Clouds" (C) Ram
Saboteur
You sit and vomit -
You're having withdrawal symptoms right now,
you feel good
And getting up is a bummer.
Your glitch did not come -
Craig isn't the best
This is not good
And there are heaps in the sky.
Chorus:
And there are heaps in the sky,
And the heaps are like glitches,
Like the glitches they are of a drug addict,
But still, the clouds are all foggy.
Your glitch did not come -
The buzz didn't work out
Craig entered the vein
And it didn’t dissolve.
Once again stab-
You'll get a buzz right away
Now look-
But there are heaps in the sky...
Agatha Christie "Two Ships" (C) Ram
Saboteur
A drug addict lights up
And goes into the chimney,
Getting in my head
Pink thread.
He fell down and lies there
And the joint smokes in my mouth,
And hand movements
Enough to finish him off.
Chorus:
But he forgot to forget
Your own smoking joint,
I completely lost consciousness
And he doesn’t remember his goal.
And hangs in his brain
Only smoke from a joint,
Incomprehensible freedom
The hoop squeezed my chest,
And it’s unclear what to do with it -
Finish your smoke or cough.
Shoals withoutdrug addict,
A drug addict without a joint,
We need to re-invent
A certain meaning of being... JOBS!
A drug addict without a joint,
On the left is rotten saliva,
On the right is gray ash,
And it’s just a jamb itself.
The dead lie in the coffin,
And the joints smoke in your mouth
And a movement of the hand is enough,
To grab the dry wood.
Chorus:
Lost your 'I'
Two jambs clogged,
Smoked a drug addict
And happy goats.
And it remains in their brains
Just a loud "Ha ha"
Strange burner
Just set them on fire
And it’s unclear why
The drug addict sat on his ass,
Joints without a drug addict,
A drug addict without a joint,
We need to re-invent
A certain meaning of being... JOBS!
Agatha Christie "Neither here nor there" (C) Ram
Saboteur
Today is worse than yesterday
My ass is about to explode
Again diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea...it’s enough,
And my poor sick stomach -
We've been together since birth
Four nights on end it already hurts.
Chorus:
Why did I steal so many plums?
And chocolate with cucumber,
Why did I drink a bottle of beer?
And two herrings with milk.
Exhausts fly across the sky,
The emissions flow into the ditch,
Both of them say:
You made us and you are our friend,
Both there and here!
It will be more fun in winter -
There are no drains
It will be colder in winter -
No need for beer
And it’s okay that I’m dribbling -
It doesn't matter
I'm finally here for a reason
It burst.
Agatha Christie "Haligalikrishna" (C)Ram
Saboteur
When I made up my mind, they took you away,
I forgot that I'm not alone
I wanted to give you a sea of pure love,
And you turned him into smoke.
Where are you goingyou're leaving, my dear,
To which girlfriends, to which friends,
What kind of boy will you follow through life?
Or maybe you’ll fly or swim
And I want to find what I managed to lose,
Perhaps I can catch up with you,
And in search of a sweetheart he chases the attic
Now in the gaming world, then again here with us.
Chorus:
Yes, my dear,
I'm losing you
You're leaving me
I don’t know what to do
I don't know what to do
I curse myself
Yes, my dear,
I'm losing you!
And now you're hanging out with my best friend
But I can't look at you.
I used to think you loved each other
But love is unknown to him.
But I don’t care, because you are his slave,
And, apparently, you have such a destiny,
That, with your tail in the air, you will follow
Instead of finding happiness.
But I can find what I lost
If I can catch up with you,
And in search of a sweetheart he chases the attic
Now in the gaming world, then again here with us.
Ivanushki International "Universe" (C)
Koledin Max
A sick junkie with a hole in his hand,
Heroin has him captive,
And the one who goes on a drinking binge today,
It is also part of the Universe.
I broke my arm in January
Money goes to the left
Bullet holes in my head
They are also part of the Universe.
Nescafe tea, Pickwick coffee,
Snickers lies on your knees
Stomach ulcer in my stomach
It is also part of the Universe.
Hungover dawn in a broken window,
Beer conveyor belt,
And the pain that sits in my head
It is also part of the Universe.
Agatha Christie"Fairytale Taiga" (C) Ram
Saboteur
When I was a student at school,
The teacher asked us to write an essay,
And, looking at the board on the blue wall,
I chuckled to myself.
I shouted loudly that it was difficult to write,
That our poor hands get tired,
And they’re unlikely to give us a high five,
So we won’t write,
This means we won’t write.
Chorus:
Classmates hid
The teacher looks down
And a ruler in my hand
It hits me on the head.
Black thoughts of my teacher
I read in her tiny eyes,
Black thoughts give me two,
Give me two and drink a hundred grams,
And after school, make me wash the classroom
And remove piles of seeds from the floor,
I'd rather gouge her eye out right away
And finally I’ll torture her, and finally I’ll torture her...
Mr. Credo "Guru" (C) Ram Saboteur
You lived in the world for a hundred years
And your invisible trace
Left it where no one drank,
Already tired of smoking
But you couldn't drink vodka,
You gave it all to the poor.
Teach everyone: have a bite,
And if you burp,
Smell the bread if you have nothing to eat,
Eat a cucumber on an empty stomach
And know: everything will be fine -
It will be easier for you to vomit later.
Chorus:
Sitar drunk, gulup drunk
Piravdu said.
Breathe twice, sniff three times,
One hundred grams got drunk.
If you have time, buy vodka,
Remember that
You're drinking for three,
So share your booze with your friends!
And there will be heaps of people
To roam the sinful earth,
Drinking three liters of wine a day
For living well,
For fucking around
And why notit was worse than a hangover.
Let the drunk help them,
He has been drinking people for a hundred years,
And I didn’t take a drop of wine into my mouth,
His eyes are dim
His words are nonsense
His food is poisonous food.
"Damn" (C) Ram Saboteur
To bake a good pancake,
You need cocaine
(Because damn without cocaine -
This is not a pancake, but clay)
Two glasses of anasha
And fart from the heart,
(Pancake should be airy,
Why the hell is this needed)
Glass of red wine
And a little shit
(Since the pancake has no flavor -
This is not a pancake, but cotton wool)
A liter of Aunt Klava's saki
And a little bit of slut hair,
Quarter stick of sausage
And Gettarina's mustache,
Unextinguished goby
And the most vigorous grub,
Horse balls cut off
And pour them into the pan,
There's a liter of vitriol in there
And a floppy disk with MS-DOS,
A pack of LAY chips
And used glue,
Half a glass of Penguin glasses
And a box of shoe polish,
Grind everything into powder
And insist overnight
And then the pig's eye
Put it there, in the basin,
Stuff oats in there
And add dichlorvos,
Make a ZY for your sister
And fry on the fire,
And when it starts to stink,
You can serve it on the table.
"Miracles of Electronics" (C) Ram Saboteur
A drunk wakes up
And goes on board
He hits the floor with his forehead
And something is muttering there,
He is tormented by dry forest
And my mouth feels empty.
Chorus:
After a long binge
Alik crawls to the watering hole,
Water does not flow into the push,
Alik is looking for the trigger,
Electronic toilet,
You were made a fool
There is water in your tank,
Only she’s not in the ass,
It is necessarypress the button,
Just don't raise your hand,
He won't drink from you
Under the shadow of a drunkard!
Alconaut wanted to get up,
But it's time to burp,
Ended up on the floor
Burnt stew.
Alconaut began to ask
Flush the toilet,
He began to bow to him,
Dipping into vomit
He kissed the toilet
And tears flowed from my eyes,
And he prayed to the push,
Making sacrifices to the tank:
"Toilet, Japanese god,
You were between my legs
I shit and pissed on you,
And he threw vomit,
Give me some water to drink
And I will immediately become yours"
CHORUS!!!
But the toilet was cold,
Even though the drunk asked him,
Poor Alik is all swollen
And his fire went out,
The drunkard crawls on his eyebrows
For three hours straight,
And he crawled three meters,
From toilet to door.
CHORUS!!!
He sees the cat's bowl,
Immediately crawls there,
There was no water in the bowl
Since the cat pissed there,
Alik drank all the urine
And he said “I want to eat”
Alik climbed into the refrigerator
And he ate the mayonnaise,
He drank rotten kefir,
Immediately cursed the whole world,
I took a sledgehammer from the basin,
Opened my eyes wide
Swung it a couple of times
And he broke his toilet.
CHORUS!!!
CHORUS!!!
Cockroach!
The bears were driving
On a bicycle
Laughed merrily
They were just shoving.
And behind them is a cat,
Punches a fly in the mouth.
And behind him are two crayfish,
Heads in assholes.
And behind them is a lion,
Crouching while running.
And behind the lion are elephants,
Dropping my pants.
Everyone is going, laughing,
Everyone is having fun... watching.
Suddenly from the gateway -
Scary giant
Red-haired and mustachioed ta-ra-kan.
He himself seems to be petty,
But the horseradish is huge,
Terribly angry withhangovers,
My brain went numb.
He needs it urgently
Fuck someone in the mouth
They say you'll push -
The pain will go away immediately.
Animals see a cockroach -
Immediately all the joy went away,
Scared, drug addicts,
They abandoned everything.
They ran away, they scattered,
Drilled into bricks.
Who wants half a meter?
Get it in your throat?
There's only one cockroach left
I started scratching the huge horseradish.
Such a jackpot almost broke
Everyone should have run away!
The cockroach thought dully
“Where can I find a tickler?”
It didn't have a sting
Put it in the dragonfly's ear!
Previously a cockroach with a hangover
Came to her in the morning,
And now I've torn her brains apart
When I put it in my ear.
Tired of the dragonfly
Pound a cockroach in the mouth,
And he thought, brute,
"I'll put it in her ear,
There's a smaller hole there too,
And again such a dregs "...
Well, I planted it, let’s finish it
Drilling your way there.
Everything would be fine, but a dragonfly
She was very smart
Someone else would be fine
Well, this one leaked.
Very big brains
In her small head.
Well, what a cockroach it is.
Drilled a hole in my brain.
The dragonfly took off its hooves
And she said "get to work,
After all, no one will believe it,
That I died from my dick!”
The cockroach remembered his childhood,
I remembered the dragonfly's mother...
And then from there quickly
He ran away with his pants pulled up.
Drilled into a zucchini
There I got drunk like shit,
And in the morning, taking off my pants,
I started looking for a hole.
Here he stands in thought,
He looks around
He sees somewhere nearby
A pile of three hundred kilograms...
This is an elephant, a drunk and a fagot,
Bastard, bastard and drug addict,
Emptyed his hugeUtility pocket.
I've been storing shit in it for a week,
And then, like a siren,
He stood under a tree and looked
How the people will suffocate.
A cockroach crept up on him,
I unwound the big end.
The elephant just took a shit
And he goes crazy like a cowboy,
Not noticing anything
Buzzing like a thousand donkeys.
A cockroach will give him a hand!
The elephant was not ready for this,
Squealed like a virgin
Sat on an eggplant
But it only made me more incensed
Since then the cockroach has squealed.
He tore the elephant this way and that way,
Doggystyle, sideways, across,
Only then did he stop
When the smoke went between my legs.
It seems like he had enough
And the next morning it’s all over again,
An elephant is still a brute,
Shit to excite him.
But the cockroach doesn’t know
That he got himself into trouble...
He's from this elephant
I caught gonorrhea.
And now it's been a week
Animals walk like roosters
The cockroach said goodbye
With its big ending.
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