Fido - Jokes.

              A customer comes to the store
with box:

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   The customer returns to the store with his
timid:
-We bought a photocopier from you, but it didn’t work.
does not work - only the letter P is lit and
everything...
-Did you put the paper in the tray?
-Oh, he also needs paper!..

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Call.
-Is it possible to return your product if
doesn't it suit us?
-What's the problem?
-We bought a monitor from you here, and he
doesn't print anything!

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A woman buys a monitor and keyboard.
The manager points to the system unit:
-Don’t you need this?
-Why do we need your disk drive? We’re just
We'll play.

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-We need a keyboard for such a pe-
chatting machine (meaning the principle
ter) to enter and print texts.

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-Do you have EGA monitors for sale?..A
What do you even have then?

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-MS Word 6 does not work for us! All the time
freezes... The computer is being tested.  Os-
Windows applications work normally
little.
The manager asks:
-You only bought a computer from us and
Windows.  Where did you get this Word?
- The experts gave it to us.
-Then ask them.
- No, wait a minute, onyour own computer
re not working, so fix it.
-Nothing to fix, Windows works fine-
small.
-We don’t need your Windows, we are in it
We don’t work, we work in Word!

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-Your computer won't boot. We require
I'm going to change the processor! And in blue
table (meaning NC) there were some
then with bars (meaning behind-
protected system files). Our son is good
sho understands this, they are in technical school
all computers pass. He said that
these are failures on the hard drive, but he succeeded
get rid of them...

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Hello All.

A man came to the insurance agency and
says:
- Insure me, please.
All the ladies blushed, and one even swore
rock fell.

A man came to the insurance agency and
says:
- Stuck...
Then one agent runs up to him and how
He backs away to the door and wheezes:
- Please, please...

A man came to the insurance agency.
And one agent shouts:
- Take the children away, the children!

A man came to the insurance agency.
And there is laughter, fun, agents in 'Guess
melody' is played. One agent says:
- Well, now he's going to ruin everything...
The man turned and left.

A man came to the insurance agency.
He looks, and all the agents somehow don’t look at him.
they look affectionately. The man says:
- You are evil, I will leave you.The man turned and left.

A man came to the door of the insurance company
agency, stood, stood, spat,
came back and left.

The man called the insurance agency and
says:
- Insure me, please.
Then a hand sticks out of the tube and how
will punch him in the face.

A man calls the insurance agency.
And they don't answer the phone there.

A man calls the insurance agency.
And he always ends up in the wrong place.
Either to the intensive care unit, or to the morgue, or even to
President's reception room

A man calls the insurance agency.
I dialed three numbers and died.
From laughter.