SUNNY CITY
Music by BACH XXI/WSG
(C) Oleg Fizkhanov (WOLF/WSG)
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Hello to all readers of the wonderful
Zeta "ZX-CLUB"! I want to thank ee pe-
Dr. Igor Chirtsov for providing
opportunity to tell a little about our
group - WOLF SOFT (Magadan).
First of all, what is in this article
there won't be. It’s a bit boring to read, you’ll agree.
lists of unfamiliar names and surnames, extracts
ki from inventory books listing tit-
of the computers used, about who
th how many disk drives, etc. I won't borrow money
the most valuable time of readers is a terrible write-off
com of our works and plans. In general, dis-
relax, citizens, "The last carriage on
North" is already on its way.
* * * * *
I'm sitting in my small but cozy home.
muke. Just returned home after ob-
essential urban cleanup work
streets from snow. I won't lie: these
“events” are already damn boring. Od-
but there ispleasure - digging
sometimes some poor guy's shack, about
locked up for a week, or even more.
The first words spoken by the "cellar"
“nets”, usually these are: “The Chukchi wants to eat!”
We, who worked, stand and laugh, and he
The shaking ones shove snow into their mouths.
Comedian... While all this is happening,
the authorities are pressing on the all-terrain vehicle - the mayor, police -
tion. This is where the swearing begins, it’s not interesting,
It's time to put the shoulder blade on your shoulder and go.
While I was typing the paragraph, there was a buzz outside the windows,
like in a wind tunnel. Through the roar of the blizzard, breaking through
There are sometimes dogs barking. I'll have to do it later
go out, dig a quick path to that
fly, and at the same time see what’s what.
My leader, Chernysh, is a reasonable creature, but
all the time, the bastard, tries to get out of his harness -
get excited. And there have already been so many complaints,
from passers-by. He will run up in his quiet manner,
and grab the leg, fur boots can easily be
can bite. No, he won't be touched, and not in
The fact is that a good riding Laika 5 - 7
costs thousands of new rubles. Dogs are
We have our own transport here, and our friends are the most
devotees, and even a supply of food, if something happened in
long way. So, even though Chernysh is not with me -
I'm the only one so bad about biting, but
We respect dogs.
Those who are richer, or live in several
there are five-story buildings all over the town, those dogs
don't hold. Do you think they take a taxi? How would
not so, yus, especially in winter, a car and
it won't go five meters. The snow is so light -
cue (up to 4 meters), weak frosts
(and sometimes over 60). Sometimes the forecast is funny
weather listen: "...in the Magadan region
minus 15-20". What and in what part of the body are these
Do FIFA announcers take your temperature?
I also had an idea - to buy deer.
But I thought about it and decided to go with an all-terrain vehicle.
drink. Nice job! Wherever you want to go
no problem. A batteries - pain-
smart, powerful, won't they come in handy? Glorious
UPS (uninterruptible power supply) semi-
reads for Spectrum. :)
..
I went and looked at the dogs. Chernysh on
place, my soul is already lighter. All dogs - muzzle -
we go in one direction, they are already full of barking. Not
otherwise, how did the “master of the Arctic” complain to
a nearby garbage bin, this doesn’t happen in our area
rarity. Well, I had to shoot from
guns a couple of times in that direction, for pro-
phylactics. The caliber is rather weak, of course - two-
11th, but it’s the law to kill polar bears
doesn't order. Because of the blizzard I didn’t hear,
fell or not. It seemed like someone screamed, but
the wind whistles so much that it might seem
and the sounds didn’t seem to be bearish. Ut-
I'll sort it out.
The phone started ringing. I pick up the phone and
there is this "young lady" from the nonuckuba switchboard -
no, white mouse: "YouThey're calling!" Otherwise I don't
I hear. They complained so much, and in the newspaper
our regional - "Reindeer Herder of the North" - pi-
Say, it's all to no avail. Favorite among the "young ladies"
excuse - “It wasn’t on my shift.” Who
knows them, for me they, macaques, are all
one vote.
"Connecting!" Come on, come on, and I'm still there...
I'll fill the pipe with a tank. I don’t know about anyone, but I
I quickly mastered this science. On the street, when
strong winds, you need to know how to smoke a pipe.
Other visitors try, despite otro-
thieves, and they’re still surprised: “What’s that...
who?". Yeah, what's wrong with that, but it's going to blow
slightly, such a heymexu-smoker has all
a hot lump and flew with the wind. Got into
someone's house... and houses mostly
wooden, dry, like a martini, and fireman
It’s not worth going - why put it out when it’s already
everything burned down? There was one like this last week
"guest of Kolyma" burned down his neighbor, he in one
I barely managed to run. We then all
the street, while the neighbor was building a new house for himself,
at night he was allowed to sleep in the dressing room
queues.
Bah, it’s Anton calling. Two weeks
We didn’t talk to him on the phone - there was no time for that -
lo. Anton is the one whose music you are listening to now
Do you hear, our composer is incomparable. In-
Now I remember how we met him
foxed Then Blackie went for a walk, not yet
I looked. Three hours later he bursts in
to me the district police officer,Beldy Mikhail Ivanovich, with
Blackie under his arm, and leading some guy
then. I see the guy is limping slightly. And
at least this is not the first time such parsley has been used
turned on, pretending to be smart, Ivana's notations -
I'm getting ready to listen. While the district police officer
Neil about human rights, looked at Chernysh
and thought: this is an infection, such a meek man has become
he hangs his head at the sight of Belda,
that face in Ivanovich dignity ynupaet-
Xia. And not a word to myself. Always washed away
scare the leader so that he clinks his teeth...
Yes, it’s a pity for the district police officer, he’s actually a man
my own.
Beads of sweat, standing out on the forehead from exertion,
shushed, wiped, dropped the dog on the floor, receipt
I issued a fine, and that was it. Even from sa-
morohku refused, apparently he was overtired
today. I should have listened anyway,
Well, he thought of something new in his speech. Well
oh well, next time.
While with the law enforcement officer we are like this
we talked politely, Anton said something
my table looked too much. Then, like Ivanovich
left and asked: “Is this your Scorpio sign?”
table? I have the same one." That's how it is
fan. It turned out that cool adventu-
Rami is doing it. Later I found out that Anton
for the Chukotka folk ensemble, which
at the House of Culture, writes music. I'm asking
- I suppose it’s a difficult matter? And he answers -
nothing difficult, there’s a rave there,yes and acid
will trample.
Just the second issue of the magazine "SPECT-
RUMLAND" then finished. It was difficult and
The absence of the composer was especially depressing,
I had to borrow other people's music. Here
I suggested that Anton try it. One me-
he managed to dash off a song, most of his friends
hykh reranked; so they released the magazine
cash Now I'm counting my own melodies
went to almost a hundred, there is something you-
take.
At the same time Anton was a friend of ours npuco-
united - Ilya. He sang in that Chukchi
ensemble in the evenings, and in free time
all different things are carved from mammoth bones -
hall - all sorts of patterns, Chukotka stories,
to drive foreign tourists. Ilya's
this was also the Spectrum, "Leningrad" referred to
network, 48K. The craftsman tried to depict
something happened in "ART STUDIO", and not -
pretty bad.
It would be nice, as in fairy tales, to end: “And
They began to live and live well, to make good,”
Yes, everything didn’t turn out as expected. Ruined
the cursed dollars did not bring our Ilya to
good. Chukchi, they generally like fire water
not indifferent, and with foreign currency earnings,
constant, moreover, all conditions for green
the snakes are perfect. Moonshine is almost here
every hut is driven away; I, to be honest, then-
I often indulge in this. And - "he is a victim
fell in the fatal struggle..."Sleep well, dear comrade. And we,
Although it’s not easy for us, we continue to work. B
there are four of us in the group now, the other two -
from distant cities. By the way, there is no artist
and now. So if you, reading these
lines, you know how to distinguish a sprite from "don't let me
lines, you know how to distinguish a sprite from a “don’t let
dry up," write to us. We'll give you the work
a little, but we'll pay well. We can - deer -
noah, we can - overseas fish xapuycom, a
We can also sprinkle gold. Whatever you say.
Well, that's it, citizens, we've arrived,
the ride won't go any further. I told you about
Our Kolyma is not enough to have some
poe performance, about the romance that is here
full. And we were slightly introduced by yba-
dear public (know ours!). And if according to
If you liked it - we are waiting for you to visit, come!
If anyone remembers a phrase from the movie
“The Diamond Hand” (“You’d better come to us”),
then give us your address and we can easily pick you up
dem. Just keep in mind that our holidays are
six months or more, excellent health, ap-
netut - brutal, immunity to drinking -
absent, and we always keep all our dogs
we take it with us.
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