(C) KRUEGER
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ROBIN OF TNE WOOD 128K.
(C) ODIN COMPUTER GRAPHICS Ltd.
The Old Robber from Sherwood Forest
I've already turned over the right thing in my grave two hundred times -
Xia - so many films, games have been made about him,
books have been written. A company with a pretentious "penguin"
"skim" name designed another
game about Robin Hood.
So, you control a certain
the guy who represents
something in between
a homeless person and a metalhead. running
among all the bushes and trees
ev, he collects all kinds of
flowers, quivers with arrows and
years that need deep-
sew with a club, boars-mytah-
you are a mixture of a ram and a hedgehog,
which can be jammed with something
useless. Besides these non-
nice comrades in the forest
an old grandfather lives in
gils with scythes are climbing, birds
chicks fly to death
pecking. A man
out of all the ammunition, one
penknife. Here
he throws himself at them. And in
babus, and birds, and
generally everything.
True, some kind
people left among the
The game starts with
original application
you - Tandpa where-
then he stuck his
eye (probably
insert), a find
cannot. You must
we will help him. By-
after a short period of time
nipulation with selection
joystick rom, we
let's find out what the eye
communized by a certain
Eternal Mumiy, by
nickname either Mum-
pa, or Mym-pa -
I don’t remember exactly.
why does he need ste-
cursed eye - not-
I see.
Clicking on fire for-
let's start the game and
we evaluate the critical
with an eco-
ran.In the middle you
gil and crypts weapons - magical fire, all sorts of axes... My uncle is picking them up and uses it. And even between the graves there are different boxes. A guy shot at one, and from there - some type in a cylinder. This type with hands like a sew- poured, stirred... Our hero turned into a goose and dragged on. Well, at least for a little while. Damn, this guy walks around throwing knives and swears at all hackers for cheating mode was not inserted into the untimely death he was doomed. NAVY S.E.A.L. Somehow the Americans decided to be a big bastard arrange for “Saddam’s friend.” They took it and threw it At night, boxes with explosives are sent to his palace. Only now there was a minor bummer - or the invoices were mixed up, or the storekeeper didn’t I was sober - in a word, they forgot about the boxes Screw on the fuses. How did you find out about this a superhero locksmith was dispatched with a bag com of clock mechanisms to the boxes of their npukpy- chivat. But the Arabs didn’t understand and thought that this is "friend Zhirik" humanitarian aid They locked him down and put guards near the bombs. This locksmith came to the palace - a bag on shoulder, bottle in his bosom, machine gun in hand. He sees that the box needs to be attached to the fuse, and next to me is an evil uncle with a beard. Well, you're a man - drank, loaded the machine and went to repair pa- bots are forced to execute. The Arabs shoot and kill, but he doesn’t care - with bubble palenki got this cheat mode- Xia... KINGS BOUNTY In ancient times, in the dark middle- kobbe once upon a time there lived a demon. Nobodyhe didn't touch I didn’t run into anyone, I walked around calmly according to his possessions. But here is a cruel king found out about that demon and decided no matter what no matter what, burn him at the stake. Caught the king on the road of the honest knight, said tell him a fairy tale about the fact that this monster stole the family scepter and sent the knight fight against a demon. The poor guy wandered around matepukam, cursed profusely and attacked the army biral.Why did you swear? Yes, because samoder- the guy whispered in the warrior’s ear, like, if you can't kill a demon in 900 days, I'll I will hand myself over to the inquisitors and they will be on recipes from the "Witches Hammer" are tested for you - vat. So, this poor fellow is walking through the forests let the seas gather a great army.A warriors, I must say, are strange. Trolls are not trolls, and werewolves are some kind of disguises - washed, Cyclopes like Stakhanovites hammer- they wave, the natives are not really natives- tsy,a students from Nigeria. So how is it here order to fight, even if the magic is glitchy Naya - do you want to materialize in one city? to appear, but appear in another. In short, mu- he suffered, suffered and found a joke alone interesting - if there were more "Stops" Time" and "Quasi-Authority" to gain and from continent to continent not by boat, a transitions to a castle or city travel- Well, then there’s no time to waste and soak it anyone you want... I got there in such a way - kolami good knightdemon, killed not- lucky and got that scepter. Yes, don’t replace it thought that it was a fake, but the real one was from the the role was collecting dust under my pillow... So let’s honor memory of the poor demon with a minute of silence... SUMMARY LIST OF SUBJECTS: 1.Simply terrible syntactic construction such designs. For example, "The army cannot contain more than 5 warriors" or even better, "You can take 0 more MAGIC." If so for that matter, it’s not “magic”, but “spell- niy". 2.If the authority exceeds 65535, which is all ma possible when using a spell "Quasi-authority", then all the fighters will leave- under control. 3. The graphics are simply a miracle, considering the fact that It was painted by two artists. Trolls look alike like wolves, the knight on the screensaver looks like a pa- ralitika, and what sticks out of his cano- ha... well, let's not talk... Cartoon at the end of the game no worse - a picture with a ring- horum as a knight, a symbolic chessboard destroy the casket and the crown, although it is written that you found the scepter... NARC Once upon a time there was a little boy. He went One day he was getting vodka, and a drug dealer came towards him hired. They stopped the boy and he had the money taken away. The boy was offended that he was with his friends I couldn’t get drunk, I went home and took machine gun with an under-barrel grenade launcher and yes- let's kill the narcs. Walks the streets, otctpe- kills the sick - like a grenade launcher stuck for children, pieces of meat remain from a drug addict. I went he walked and looked at the meeting of a pack of dogs runs. Well, without hesitation he follows them out under-barrel... Like a grenade exploded the dogs got scared, cowered and went home fled. And the boy went on to shoot the drug addicts - fuck... The fairy tale ends, whoever is a drug addict is f...c Last edition - later at night (or is it already morning?) 04:35:11 children, pieces of meat remain from the drug addict. I went he walked and looked at the meeting of a pack of dogs runs. Well, without hesitation he follows them out under-barrel... Like a grenade exploded the dogs got scared, cowered and went home fled. And the boy went furtherNarcs shot- fuck... The fairy tale ends, whoever is a drug addict is f...c Last edition - later at night (or is it already morning?) 04:35:11 9/IV/98. P.S. Don't treat this little thing zoru is too serious. ------------------------------------------------DI:HALT (c) Jason Krueger
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