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       Some tips       
   on communication with management    
                                         
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 Starting with this classic topic, I
I am fully aware that the international community
has already made quite a large contribution to the use of
following this problem. We are all in the chicken
everything that “the boss is not late, but
holds" that "the boss is always right"
and so on.  However, I would like
give those interested some advice,
which may help you in some way.
So...                                  
   Any boss is divided into several
temporary and situational categories:      
                                         
 1) Morning boss.        
 2) Afternoon boss.  
 3) Evening boss.        
 4) Holiday boss.     
Techniques for communicating with these categories
are quite different from each other.
Of course, there are several general rules
behaviors that apply to all
categories, but they are widely known, so
Let’s not dwell on them, but discuss
Let's look at the problem deeper.                 
                                         
      Morning boss       
                                         
   Sometimes it happens that the boss
shows up at the office before lunch. Some-
many people told me about very egregious
cases when the boss showed up even early
in the morning.  What are the reasons for this strange
boss behavior?                    
                                         
 1) The boss drank heavily the evening before
day, came home in a state of such blue
crocodiles that my wife had to put aside
fighting until the morning. Early in the morning on the move
heavy artillery was launched, and the beginning
the worker had to shamefully retreat to work
that one                                      
 2) The boss spent the night with his mistress, but in the morning
the legitimate husband showed up and the boss came
the moose panicked and ran across the balcony onto
work (because it was announced at home that he
there will be two more dayson a business trip.)       
 3) He didn’t go home at all, but spent the whole night
drank in the office with one of the business partners
ditch                                     
                                         
   In any of these cases, the condition and
the boss's mood is characterized as
"cloudy, with periodic thunderstorms, tsu-
us and typhoons."                       
   How to behave in this situation?
Of course, the best thing to do is just not to get caught
in his eyes.  If this is for some reason
reasons it is not possible,
then you should learn some simple
rules:                                 
                                         
 1) Do not stomp or slam the door. In ka-
it is best to slip into the war
slippers.                         
 2) Do not speak in full
voice. Only in a whisper. No good fellows
shouts: “That’s right, Pyotr Sergeich!
done in five seconds!" For any question
boss who breaks through
the pained mask of his face should
answer either with a polite bow or a nod
com, or a very quiet “Okay, ssss.”     
 3) If necessary, be close to
boss, you should not allow expressions:
"Semyon Dionisovich! Breathe to the side!" This
he definitely won't like it. What to do? Tolerate! Or offer to run for a beer.   
 4) Any boss orders related to
by the afternoon, should be ignored
rant. He will forget about them anyway.  
                                         
   Afternoon Chief    
                                         
   The afternoon chief consists of
three subcategories:                       
                                         
 1) The boss who appeared in the office
after lunch.                             
 2) The boss who materialized in
office before a meal and tastefully dine
gave.                                     
 3) The morning boss, who is now
With the passage of time, it smoothly flowed into the category
lunch boss.                   
                                         
   Oddly enough, all these subcategories
differ little from each other, so
the method of behavior is very similar. After-
poorthe boss is relaxed, dull,
benevolent and lethargic.  State of character
is described as “clear and calm.” Illu-
it is not possible to create a zone of lively activity
should because it will interfere with him
digestion.  This period is especially suitable
goes to ask for a salary increase,
transfer to a higher position. So-
you can bring any papers on deposit
writing The boss will have absolutely no
desire to read the papers before
sign.                               
                                         
      Evening boss       
                                         
   The most difficult category. Before the end
working day, the boss is already looking forward to going to
casino, preference with business partners,
a restaurant or a meeting with a lover. But
since there is still time left before these events
a couple of hours, he just needs
keep yourself busy with something.  He rushes around
office, asks idiotic questions, for example
measures, “what problem are you working on now?”
are you melting?" and generally behaves extremely inappropriately
personally.                                   
   What to do about it? There is only one way out.
With terrible force to portray tense
activity. Moreover, it should be remembered that
It's not enough just to sit with
looking smart at the computer and looking at
paymentstatement. Physical
what efforts. Personally, I recommend taking a pack
a piece of paper with some drafts and stre-
It’s fun to rush around the office with it, periodically
wildly losing leaves.                  
   You should avoid communicating with your boss.
do it by any means. If he calls you -
no, tell him interrupted from running -
not a voice: “Gazanfar Mamedovich! I need-
but urgently submit the data to the accounting department and
supply department! Maybe I'll come see you later
Shall I come?" I guarantee that the boss will not us-
melt away in immediate conversation, therefore
will let you go in peace, noting to himself
your vigorous activity.                
   It is also necessary to check the
ment of the boss leaving work to do it again
rush past him with a worried look,
looking at his watch and muttering loudly under
nose: “Damn, a lot of work has happened again.
We'll have to stay another hour today
three or four." I note that this is very significant
my moment. Throughout the day, the boss usually
remembers only the last two or three faces,
which came towards him in front of his ear-
house So this is very important. But in no way
In this case, do not share this secret with
the whole office, because there is a crowd of people,
mumbling about her desire to work more
several hours, which "accidentally" came
is said to the boss before leaving the office,
may raise some suspicions.Holiday boss     
                                         
   From the context it is clear that we are talking about
the boss, who together with the employees
participates in some party. Some-
for some reason they think that at a party with
bosses can relax and lead
yourself as you please. Nothing
similar.  Party is one way
attract attention. And they can
be completely different ways that
should be further combined with you-
listed above.                        
                                         
 1) Method one called "Glory"
Herostratus." Based on the fact that it is necessary
we need to draw the boss's attention to your
person at any cost. That is, to produce
some action that will attract attention
everyone's attention, including the boss. Why
is this being done? To the boss just
I remembered your face. This will always come in handy -
Xia.                                      
   Of course you shouldn't do something
something that would embarrass the boss
position  At the same time, he’s probably your face
will remember nothing, but with completely different
goals.  Therefore, it is not recommended to spit
on his jacket, cut off his tie or pa-
give it to him with a glass of beer in his hands.
Try, for example, tap dancing
on the table, knock the waiter out of his hands
nose or suddenly crow like a rooster. But about
you only need to do this once per week
black Otherwise, you risk blurring the impression. 
   In the following days, strictly follow
tips on communicating with management in the office and
he will think with emotion: “Well, it’s necessary
what a nice employee. And have fun-
knows how to pour, and works with terrible strength
loy".                                    
                                         
 2) Method two called "Nanny"
Arina Rodionovna + enthusiastic listener
tel".                                   
   Become the boss during the holiday
mother, nurse, friend and trusted
with a stern face.  Try to take a seat
to the right or left of it. Constantly (but
unobtrusively!) ask: what would Gri-
Goriya Andreevich would like to eat, no
Should I take his jacket to the dressing room?
should I add more salad, should I splash it?
into a glass of vodka and so on. Every phrase
the boss must be greeted loudly and
with prolonged laughter, at times
bargaining starting to applaud. When did I start
nickname will tell everyone present stories -
wow - what a good boss he is and how caring he is
refers to employees, insert carefully
into his speech his additions, characteristicswho call it with an even more remarkable hundred-
rona.  At some point the boss already
bites hard and attacks you personally
talk about your personal problems. At the same time
make a sympathetic face, nod your head
howl, raise and lower your eyebrows, words
vom, express an extreme degree of interest
restlessness.  But don't dare the boss
burden with some of your personal problems
mami. He's not interested in this at all.       
   Some people mistakenly believe that because
a drunken boss needs to be imprisoned
get in a taxi and take you home. Nothing about
good stuff!  If he's nothing at all
thinks, he won’t even remember who sent him -
drove. So there's no point in trying. What if
at least he understands something and in the morning he has
your helpful face will come to mind,
present during the kissing scene
boss of a taxi driver, no twelve attempts
having fallen to get to the elevator, as well as during the scene
not your meeting with your hotly hated wife-
noah, consider that you will be fired in
within two minutes. Because similar
witnesses of human weakness are accepted
clean up  If not from life, then at least from
office.                                   
                                         
   That's probably all.  Hardly the author
discovered America in this article, but note
and does not pretend to be a fundamental research
dovanie.