ZX Power #03 31 декабря 1997

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Комната смеха - Виндоза - Source Code of Windows.

5m    Source Code of Windows!________________________________   I have hacked into  Microsoftand stoled their Windows'95 codeand here it is.   I am  sure  that  they  wouldlove  any  improvements  for thenext version...#include <windows.h>#include <system_errors.h>#include <stdlib.h>char make_prog_look_big[1600000]main(){  if (detect_cache())     disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
     set_wait_states(lots);

  set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
  set_mouse(action,jumpy);
  set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);

  printf("Welcome to Windoze
  3.999 (we might get it right 
  or just call it Chicargo)n");

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt);
  else
    system_memory = open ("a:
    swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

    while(1) {
       sleep(5);
       get_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       act_on_user_input();
       sleep(5);
       if (rand() < 0.9)
        crash(complete_system);
    }
   return(unrecoverable_system);
}
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