ZX News #02 30 ноября 1996

Юмор

Business Day - fun (continued).

(C) 1996 SOI.


            FUN.

Hi, it's me, SOI.Kak business? We also
nothing ... Let's relax and talk about fun incidents that occur 
anywhere and everywhere. 

 We'll start with reservations ...

Crazy Michaell:

... Who will edit my amp?

... (About the game UFO) good fufolog ...

Alex'CD:

... On this disc, I hranitki
map ...

... Do you remember the game MORTAL CABAN ...

Segal:



   ... Soi and Segal are browsing Magazine

   Adventurer # 4. Seeing the line "here

   could be your name ", Soi woefully

   sighs. - Do not worry, now implies
   earth, and inscribe - comforts him Segal.

Show Master:


... This soldering iron to accept payatney ...

Soi:


... Vovik write me minodiyu ...

... I ran stop shopping ...

... You will come across as a complete surprise ...

... According to Pontius Pilate ...

Shep:


... For that I love CODE MASTER'ovskie
game, because there all the brake ...

 And now for some kind of companion xx.
(In order to preserve the fragile chain of command
and carrying the name of the president's order does not
reported)

... Stas, I've made a sprite generator, it has something to 
unload, so what is it? ... 

... Stas how to paint a sprite? ...

And recently from his friend, I learned that
the question:
- Xx, the ports connected to your model
  dem?

He received the answer:
- Which ports? Wake up! He connected

  to the data bus.

In addition, we would like to appeal to
respected authors games "Mortal Combat",
"TimeCop", "UFO 3: Do not rush to build upon their game, and 
better come in Lugansk, and view the catalog of Mr. xx, where 
you'll find full license versions of their products, as well as 
their rating and description. Purchase has not yet

written by your program, you can for
quite nemeryannom fee.

Few people know about the program from Alex'a
group "Crystal Dream" "X-FILES", designed to encrypt files. 
Recently we have seen this program in the catalog of Mr. xx 
with the enigmatic comment: 128 K, on ​​the famous film The 
X-Files, Action! 

And the funny thing - it is meeting our
Groups (CD), if you're not stingy, and
send me the tape, I am pleased to write down the nearest 
meeting. They are held every second Saturday.


Now I want to write an excerpt from the article:


       "REPAIR ATARI XL / XE"

(This passage tells of repair
Block pitaniya.Vse said it - not
shutka.Ot myself I did not add anything.)



  ... Put something soft, such as
piece of cloth on a solid, rigid base
(Best of all - concrete), and start
heavily pounding the bottom of the unit to
As long as it is not thrown out of all
inwards, ie, transformer with the board. Then, armed with a 
small chisel and a hammer and gently repel

epoxy resin, located along the
plate aluminum radiator. It is advisable to have someone help 
you hold the remains of the power supply ... 


In conclusion, the continuation of my story


             WORKING DAY.

Shep was smiling mischievously.
- Let me go, "croaked SOI, - suffocate - without
toys stay.


This will work only sobering, and, taking SOI
by the collar and showed me the door, he vyshel.Ya followed. 
Coming out of the office, I carefully inspected the devastation 
formed as a result of visits Show Master'om floor. Silence by 
going to elevator and lifted to the floor of A, we have come to

door with a proud inscription "President".
Shep pushed open the door and threw us into the office, saying 
at last: 


-Through the fire escape ladder like.

-Uh-huh ... Ha ... You can go ...- president said, watching the 
attempts of SOI rise from the floor.


The door slammed and I heard footsteps Shep'a.


-On the Schur ... About ... My back .- whined SOI,
By choosing a professional to the couch.


Hence, to escape like ...
"Who am I? Are you programmed to
GENS'e? Stas, surprised, "Absolutely not ...


He further described some very complex
theory, the conclusion of which was
that the fire escape to move efficiently and safely.

The President was impressed ... I also ... Was
Stas persuade a talent, well, that ...

While visiting Neringa a moment in stunned silence president
I turned my head towards me.


- Yes, but what kind of music I hear?
- Oh ... Sketches ... , Has been brewing for a good storm.
- Let me hear.
- Yes, I do not know ...
- Let me hear!


Further conversation was to continue bespolezno.Vidya that my 
resistance waned President pressed a button


          And he appeared! ! !
The company called him a coffin. And not without reason!
Not only is this computer has been chipped
zinc, it still reject the good 60%
our developments. Trembling hand, I inserted a floppy disk (or 
rather brought to the drive, which it was immediately sucked) 
and started playing my muzyka.Proslushivanie was conducted in 
complete silence. -Let 's guess, "the president said, when

music came to an end, - ZX FORMAT 4
elements of the RST 7'go.
On the face of SOI zadumchivivoe frozen expression, he 
apparently tried to imagine should sound like this mix.

"Well, probably yes ...- still not submitting
agreed to SOI.
-So now we are going to do? "Asked the president, not paying 
for your comment SOI no attention.

-Breakfast-proposed Stas.
-I'll talk to you later - turned
Stas head to the president.
"Well, I will not ... -I have spoken my
the only answer.
-Okay ... But look! Now with you here-
he turn to Stas completely.
-Yes, I remember! Exclaimed the SOI, - I
an important call ...
-Wait, I'm not much zaderzhu.Kak getting on the newspaper? 
You've already done it? -Well ... Yes ... Almost ...

Then bring it tomorrow.
-O ... Well ... Well, tomorrow I'll get a newspaper.
When Stas so completely uttered all
what he should have requested is not foretell
anything good. Even I could not pohvastastat that once caught 
him at his word. A report on where the mailings?

-I am just working on that.
-Go, said the president apparently had already started to tire 
of us. When we approached the door, Sanya, we

called:
Yes, Stas, you're the fire escape.
-I? For what? That is better than an elevator ...
"Do not be shy, come on!
Stas thought for some time came to
oknu.I, trembling all over, he began to descend.
And suddenly, one of metal flew out of the mounting bracket and 
wildly looking at us and ballansiruya hands in the air Stas

fell down ... I felt a strong
fear and by type of president, I realized that
He feels the same.
From below were heard:
-Izzvvinite ...
And after that, Sanya laughed.
-What is it?-I was surprised.
Tam Show Master painted the wall in the cradle, laughing forced 
himself to Sanya. Realizing that there is nothing I do, I

went to his office. Going into it, and yet
just saying how I like it, I turned on my modem.K 
Unfortunately, it turned out that the music channel will only

Two hours later, in connection with the diversion
arranged on MUSIC BBS.Ot nothing to do
I called his secretary, which brought me
today's news.
The first thing I opened the "SKY PRESS",
skimmed a few lines, I
good old tradition has sent it to
all other "SKY" 'pits a disposal bag.
I took the following "DREAM", and read as
SOI excitedly describes our development.
From the lively descriptions made me want to
play, and certainly in our toys.
Already preparing to stick a floppy in the drive, I remembered 
that long ago ate and by putting the modem into standby, went

the buffet.
Buffet was two floors below and to enhance appetite, I went 
upstairs. Entering the coffee shop I saw BOB'a for whom the 
dinner was sacred, but because he was sitting in the cafeteria 
all day long. 

Taking a couple of dishes from the menu at Guess, I sat down
by Vovk.


-Hello - hello I broke into a
smile.
, Vova! Hello! Well, you write music, or
playing the fool? - He asked me a clear question.
"Well, today something than poraduyu., I was encouraged
him.
-This horohooo., he replied, stuffing
mouth mincemeat.


To be continued ...