ZX News #02
30 ноября 1996

treatment by modern methods - 5 Ways to treatment.

<b>treatment by modern methods</b> - 5 Ways to treatment.
(C) Alina Zhigunova


  Treatment by modern methods.

1) This method is good for beginners
as fairly simple in execution. By
Hippocratic theory, all diseases of the body
come from violations of the relation
liquids in it. Therefore, we need to
Just in case add to your body
still fluid. To avoid the danger
infection, experienced clinicians recommend
use the best 96-percent
disinfectant in limited
quantities, and they are the same, but divorced in
unlimited quantities. Take
orally (by mouth).

   Functional test can be
The test, called the "glass":
The subject is asked after the
drugs look closely at the
ordinary glass, which in the case
You can replace the glass or
mug, depending on the severity of
symptoms. When a patient sees a clear
outlines of the second glass (mug, glasses)
next to the first reception means should be
suspended for several hours.
Side effects: If overdose
means there are violations
coordination, weak disorder
speech and locomotion,
possible hallucinations. When a
these symptoms, discontinue course
treatment and contact your doctor,
or to the doctor, vypisavschemu recipe
to clarify the dose of the medication.
Contraindications: not recommended
used together with alcohol, as
possible serious consequences of their
chemical interaction.

2) Recently,
treatment in consultation with patients
symptoms similar to those manifestations of
weak form of anemia, such as: general
weakness, fatigue,
sleepiness, irritability, etc. In
clinical study of all
blood cells found in
normal, but symptoms indicate
failure in the patient
iron ions, which are known to
is one component of
hemoglobin of red blood cells. For
getting rid of all of the above
unwanted symptoms of many prominent
experts use the following
original method.

    It is advisable to apply this method
treatment under the supervision of the two, but better
three experienced professionals,
practicing such methods before. But in
this case, of course, you lie
responsibility for dostavanie drugs.
It is not so scarce, and it can be
buy at almost any store or
kiosk. My colleagues often prescribed in
such cases, the port or
Massandra in which the content
iron maximum, but for beginners
better to use the "Sangria"
although it contains less iron, but
easily absorbed and giving a smaller
side effect.

    The medication is carried out in
accordance with the advice of those present
specialists. Some patients find
medicine rather unpleasant taste,
and professionals have to persuade them
"For Love" and "For Women", "Over
meeting! ", etc. But most
appealed to the consultation after
neskolkonedelnogo reception
recommended means of readily
continue treatment, and even without
the presence of experts, which required
at the beginning of treatment.

   Functional test can be as
described above is a sample "glass" and
paltsenosovaya trial. Patient is asked
close your eyes and extend your index
finger touch the tip of the nose. When he
agree to do this, the dose of medication
is already sufficient, but if you want reception
can continue until treated with more
gets a finger in the temporal area. When
hit in the neck or rib
area should be temporarily suspended
treatment.
Side effect: The patient is often
manifest emotional disturbances,
may cause deep feelings of love
and friendship, or, conversely, of hatred. In
the first case, the patient is no danger
represents, but in the second part
intimidating presence of professionals
stool, and it should be for a
time to isolate, leaving him a supply of food
and water for the day.
Contraindications: same as in
previous case. In addition, when
appearance in the small field of view
hell green in details please
urgently call your
doctor and desirable to change the grade
medications.


3) Often in our practice, there
cases where the patient has
symptoms of overload protein food.
Of course, more effective, in this case
would be the method of strict diet,
limiting the use of proteins and
Replacement of fiber (eg,
vegetables) and vegetable fats. But
as far as is known, in terms
eight-hour day
adhere to the requirements of nutritionists
extremely difficult. We offer
replace the mashed vegetables and mashed potatoes
product containing a large number of
carbohydrates, which is able to
provide the energy needs
the human body and in addition,
have a stimulating effect on
urinary system and kidneys. Products
usually bottled in half-liter bottles or
jars, using a product from drums
undesirable for hygiene and
sanitary reasons. Modalities for the admission
there is an unbounded set.
Reception can be stretched out over the day or
exercise for an hour or two, preferably
presence of the consultants, but it is not
required. To avoid income
into the blood once a large volume of water
many take the medicine at the same time
with salty foods: salted fish,
for example, but this condition is also
optional. True is a medicine
has a long latency (hidden)
period, the action is remote from the time
admission due to the high degree of
diluted product, but
most patients are willing to use
It is this way because it gives
besides the mainstream treatment, yet
and hypertension subcortical hemispheres
cortex. Some patients
after taking the medicine found
Hidden talents: they are many and happy
sing, tell jokes and poems,
trying to play improvised means
musical pieces, show tendency
to travel to neighboring towns.
Doctor, these symptoms should not
seem alarming and painful, so
in fact represent
just a manifestation of extreme confidence and
friendliness on the part of the patient.
The drug is also convenient because
is widespread and has
many varieties, such as:
"Zhigulevskoe", "Tuborg", "Donetsk"
"Aval", "Bear Beer", "Obolon"
Danilovskaya etc.
Side effects: practically not observed, except for intestinal 
disorders in case of abuse of the proposed remedy. Also 
observed frequent, profuse urination.

Contraindications: not observed.


4) There is also the original
remedy for lethargy, general weakness
and fatigue, promoted
We in Ukraine are not particularly high. By
One theory is that a weakened state
organism is a consequence of lack of
adrenaline in the peripheral blood.
Adrenaline can be administered intravenously and
injections of the deep, but few
patients have the possibility in the case
need to get this injection.
We therefore recommend that affect
own body in such a way
to the adrenal glands themselves
increased synthesis adrenalinai release it into the
bloodstream. It is known that adrenaline
hormone strong emotions (fear, anger,
unexpected joy ...). Sorry, rarely
from seeking help agree
on shock therapy, although the industry
quite progressive, but the effect
years of conservative, generic
prejudices, and much more.
An unexpected pleasure, had no
sufficient effect, since we do not
revealed a strong enough adequate
stimulus, but the parallel found
powerful incentive for negative emotions -
caramel on a stick. Here's another
example of a non-standard response of patients
People: caramel caused them no
advertised joy, and a strong
motor and language stimulation,
which, apparently, was the indicator
their discontent. But the desired action
we have: spewed
adrenaline, and after a while
patient felt much better.
To you, the living conditions for release
adrenaline in the blood can be used
creating a small conflict
situation. To avoid unnecessary
risk, we recommend you do this for
workout a few times with good
acquaintances, and only then move on to
more sophisticated forms. Diversify
stress, not to cause addiction.
Side effect: In the absence of
sufficient experience conflict can
pose a threat to the physical
As a patient, and sometimes also for
moral - patients are often faced
lack of understanding of relatives. But if you
Explain to them that stress - just
treatment, they are happy to support the
your endeavors.
Contraindications: not recommended
men with growth less than 1.70 and
weighing less than 70 kg. In no case
impossible to Use this tool to people
suffering from diabetes: for them
an amount of epinephrine may
be devastating. A similar
The situation can be observed under rare
coincidence: the patient has a mother in law, which
in a conflict situation affects
He, like adrenaline in diabetic, ie,
enters into a coma


5) More recently, on the basis of Ukrainian
Institute of Gerontology held
irradiation experiments using animals
wave radiation. At the same time revealed
that a small dose of radiation in a very positive effect on the 
body. So if you find for yourself difficult to use the above

methods, but you need to get rid of
weakness and irritability, we recommend
take advantage of this new way,
now being introduced into medicine. For
getting the right dose is desirable
buy "Pentium", but it
the absence of suitable and "Spectrum" with
black and white monitor. Most
Professional advice in this case
receive from another computer, and side
benefit: for example, write on it
program. We are also inclined to this
opinion, and further suggest
write "demos" and logical igry.Konechno,
One of our patients "S. ... r"
now feels well enough
although it does not use your computer for
creation programs. It successfully combines
Two of our board of: receiving a dose of
irradiation and the adrenalin shock, as
(Note, using the same
computer!) creates a set of
conflict situations. But, unfortunately,
this is risky, and we dare not
recommend this method for a person with
balanced emotional background.
Side effects: numerous. Among
these programs are bad, for which
to apologize, corpses drives
and binges. But even the totality of all
side-effects does not diminish the enormous
healing effect of the proposed
medications.
Contraindications: before the course
treatment, it is advisable to visit a therapist
that he witnessed your full
not belonging to a "lamer". Desirable
For help with printing. When it
without writing a program is strictly
prohibited, to avoid nervous breakdowns in
those who have a "lamer" does not belong, and
For your own safety.




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