ZX News #02 30 ноября 1996

Программирование

How are toys - an article on how to make games with a labyrinth type great game space.

Camping in the program.


Universal principles Bess



  1. Phone rings when you are in front of the apartment and 
unsuccessfully trying to open it. 

  2. Handset you grab just as
when it will sound the last posts.


Kovak mystery



  If the wrong dial, will never beeps "busy".


Appendix Parkinson's Law, derived

                Ryan



  Shopping seeking to fill all available storage space.



             SOTSIOMERFOLOGIYA

         ART TO BE HUMAN


Shirley Law



  Most people deserve each other.


Laws of love proposed by Arthur



  1. People to whom you are attracted invariably think you 
named someone recalls. 

  2. If you have finally ventured
Send a love letter, it is so
long it will go in the mail that you are for it
time will have time to expose yourself to ridicule.

  3. Romantic gestures seem to others
unusual and exciting. And your
own - as stupid and clumsy.


Act wedding costs Thom



  Duration of marriage is inversely proportional to the costs 
of the wedding. 


Rule the neighborhood around the room



  Anyone who snores, falls asleep first.


Logical proposals Kolvarda



  All probabilities are 50%. Either happen or not.



  Unconscious comment



    This is especially true when dealing with a woman.



  Comment Grelba to the provisions of
Kolvarda



    The reliability of this result to
90% are not in your favor.


The principle of overlapping acquaintances



  The probability of finding buddies grows, if you go with the 
person, familiarity with which you do not want to advertise.



Complaint Cheytsa



  If you helped a friend in trouble, he probably will remember 
you, when once again be in distress. 


Law Denniston



  Virtue - is itself the punishment.



  Consequence



    Once you have done something right, then someone will ask 
you to do it again. 



    Comment Bloch



      Sledstvme absolutely consistent
following statement: virtue is not
remains unchecked. Law Denniston
has a wider range of applications.


Watching Ron for teens



  1. Pimples on the face appear somewhere in
hour before the meeting.

  2. Scratches on the plate always goes through the most 
favorite song. 


The underlying principle of socio-genetics



  Superiority complex is transferred to
inheritance.


Professor Blok's slogan



  Forgive and remember.


The first postulate Pardo (of "Murphy's Law
I ")



  All that is good in life, either
illegal or immoral, or leads to
obesity.


Jacob's Law



  To err is human nature, but
blame mistakes on others - more typical.


Council Edelstein



  Do not worry about what other people on
you think. They are too concerned
what do you think about them.


Law Meader



  What would you no matter what, all this
has happened to someone you know has just been worse.


Law Bokledzha



  He who laughs last, probably
did not understand the joke.



         M E T A - Z A K O H Li


Law Didzhiovanni



  Number of laws seeking to fill all
available for publication space.


Blessing Leo Rogers in the second
book, "Murphy's Law"



  If life is worth trying, do not
sin and overdo it.


Observation of Rogers on the laws



  The higher authority, the less there are appreciated Murphy's 
Law, Peter Principle, etc. 


Saying Jaffa



  There are things that we can not know
but it is impossible to know what kind of things.


Law Muir



  When we try to pull something
one, it turns out that it is associated with
all the rest.


Axiom Ducharme



  If we consider the issue sufficiently
carefully, you will see themselves as
Part of the problem.


Last Act



  If both could occur a few troubles, but it did not ultimately 
be better if they still occur.