Deja Vu #08
31 мая 1999
  Amiga  

attempt at writing - Amiga rulez or suxx?

<b>attempt at writing</b> - Amiga rulez or suxx?
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      AMIGA Rulez or Sux?



I have one story
I'll tell you now
Did you draw a conclusion,
After reading the story.

I'm not going to tighten,
It is not necessary
So, I begin,
Listen carefully.

He lives in the river we Serega
Was a bit sheepish.
He shouted - for PC Paradise
And on AMIG'e all must die!

Convince him
I wanted more than once,
But Serge said,
That "Win'dy chain class."

How did I will not Win'dov
At AMIG'e I?
After Win'dy as my mother rodnayaRodina.

Serega immediately began to scream
Incomprehensible to us about it:
- Serve me "pisyuk"
'll Kodit Quake and Duke!

But then our Serega
Became slightly grow wiser,
And thinking, at your leisure
Uttered the words:

Stahl something I doubt
The Platform for IBM,
A AMIGA (sort of, sort of)
Not bad at all.

After all, the speed of it gone,
How to "pisyuke"
And the effects look
Like the "stump."

Well, the demo on AMIG'e
Simply awesome.
Have a look at a couple of demos
And you just "pass."

No, because it will not do,
I need to solve
What happened next I'm a computer
I will buy it.

It will not be PC
Not Macintosh,
A likely AMIGA,
Though my heart knife.

And I do not need to scream
that AMIGA "sux",
And who can tell me takoePolny "pass."

And then became Serega
Say one thing
What AMIGA - a class
A PC - crap.

But glitches in the same sea,
Look Win'dy,
How does going to the PC
I write gift'y?

A Workbench - is the tale
I'll tell you one thing:
How are you, Bob, not cool
A Win'dy - crap.

There are, of course, good
Something in Win'dah,
But compared with Workbench
It's just dust.

You tell me that Win'dah
Yet her?
After all, Bill Gates stole AMIG'i
All long time ago.

He and his ear does not lead,
Spur and well done.
I used it for a long time
Cut off the end.

He has a "bubble" in bulk,
Although brasay in Trashcan,
Well, her mouth otel
Like a cockroach.

And then bought Serega
Guess what??
Well, of course, AMIG'u,
After all, PC - crap.

And it is worth AMIGA
In Seryoga year
And he does not know now
No worries.

And since then sits Serega
At AMIG'e every day
And he can not provide
Instead Ammy home "stump."

The essence of the story is,
Honestly tell you
In order not to hit you
In a colorful fraud.

Head Think
After a serious step
Not to be left to you
In a complete fool!
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