Deja Vu #08
31 мая 1999
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Seven and 1 / 2 - April Fools' Day.

<b>Seven and 1 / 2</b> - April Fools' Day.
AY-Track: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (DJ DADO mix)
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(C) Alexey Ilyin
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(From the thesis of the "new Russian" on
"History of the Great October Party
and the Soviet State ")



             April Fool's Day (01)



                    Godfather lived, groin alive

                     godfather will live ...

                            (VI groin)



   In short, brothers, according to the heaped
book, which drew a moment of great authority on klikuhe Lenin, 
the great disassembly 1918 produced a revolution in the head

all suckers, and not just suckers, but finally can have
all progressive bratvy world. So, in early October 1918 group, 
as they called themselves - The Bolsheviks, who scored the arrow

on October 17 with the other groups (I
I do not like this word smacks of something Cop), Menshevik, a 
gang of black marketeers and thieves. As luck would have 
Mensheviks on this day were to collect tribute from its 
territory. In short, they got to the meeting and went to a 
bazaar: - Fellowship, these rustic fuckers vasche unbelted, it 
is time to remind them that their place near the bucket ... - 
Excuse me, brother, I'll interrupt. These suckers are not frail 
"roof", I heard that he was from capital and "flog" in it - 
Lenin. - Lenin Shmlenin, what difference will order it

our killer, remember that bitch, that
half of the authorities and blocked, find it.
Grannies do not feel sorry for such a thing does not
sorry, okay?
- O'k, boss, everything is at its best!
- In general, since, October 17, will collect
tribute, and the arrow let these fuckers to shove their ...

   At that decided to do "gathering", and meanwhile, the 
Bolsheviks were prepared very carefully and according to the 
latest information they helped the attendants from behind a 
hill Overseas Mafia, in the above privacy - German.


   Lenin - the coolest of bratvy, otkisal
behind the hill, while his boys were prepared to
disassembly. Felix - dobazarilsya with sailors
from the yacht Aurora, that they will help to give a light 
Mensheviks. Putting them vodyary box, the deed was done, (it 
should be noted that sailors have long had a grudge against the 
Mensheviks, as This tusovka often not the case "could hit," and 
constantly looking for an excuse to put the sailors on the 
"grandmother"). 

   Upon arrival, Lenin, all pointing Tale
Last Shmona, bought a steep 600-th Bronevichok, wearing a cool 
outfit - moved on Plant. There, climb bronevichek, Lenin began 
to push it, but its market quickly utuh because his "herding" 
killersha enlisted Mensheviks, in short, it's almost flunked

"Thief", but bratvy "almost" is not considered and she was sent 
to proottsam. 

   Lenin recover and Prochukhan "sort of thing (that he wants 
to remove competitors) immediately increased protection, and 
most importantly - began write a book about his zhituhe.


   Bazar Railway Station, in general, October 17, he and
his lads moved to the area, but waited
several hours, Lenin realized that he was "thrown". Ohrenev 
from such mayhem, brothers moved to the "point" to the 
Mensheviks. Ibid, at the joy of the Bolsheviks, they were not 
expecting, and their "boss" was almost alone, not counting 
several goons. To finally crush the will,

Lenin ordered that fired from the Aurora lazhevym shot. 
Everything was done in full openwork. These morons do not even 
have time to get scared, as were full of crap. - Well, stiffs? 
How many of you, shithead, I ordered this bitch?


   "It's me": replied, "thug" Mensheviks.
- Well, that immediately confessed. And then, you know, I do 
not like, like a parrot on ten to repeat the same thing.


   And with these words, the brains of pisyuna
gently swam across the snow-white wall. Lenin
loved those pictures, and often went
to the streets to shoot, so to speak, opened his heart and calm 
the nerves. 

   With the rest of "thieves" was a particular
marketplace, and who disagreed with the Bolsheviks was put in a 
wooden mac, read a prayer and threw a thick layer of zemlitsy 
(for reliability, and how would not crawled out! "). 

   Now the boys can relax a little. Meanwhile in the forests, 
meadows and plains, brothers, are not assimilated the lesson of 
their homies, rallied its forces to put on

place of "red." And started meaningless
Battle for control of markets, as
external or internal. Many people were killed in the end 
"Mensheviks", taking another name - the "white" greatly 
lohanulsya, because people thought it was all "leftists"

guys and porestal support
Tale, and Prochukhan this case, Lenin, with his
Shalmanov, backed by tanks and aircraft,
trampled in the city .. oh, while omitting all
"Menshevitskih avtoretetov" White Guards.

   Thus ended the undeclared "arrow", better known under the 
name of "civil war". 

   Further, Lenin began to rotten Bazaar
against foreign countries. Fellowship, although it was 
roundnose, but once "Prochukhan" that the case "Tobacco" and 
the dismantling entoy not overwhelm the number of frail young 
men, and that it will survive only the shuhernye and fraera, 
dudes, and just six are blind man's buff in just a couple 
minutes after the commotion. Therefore it was necessary to 
prepare ... 

   So, brothers walked, Lenin pasted assaults,
but the people still in poverty. But now, finally, come the 
hour when all the progressive boys ... 


    (To be continued ...)






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