Deja Vu #08
31 мая 1999 |
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Seven and 1 / 2 - April Fools' Day.
AY-Track: MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE (DJ DADO mix) __________________________________________ (C) Alexey Ilyin __________________________________________ (From the thesis of the "new Russian" on "History of the Great October Party and the Soviet State ") April Fool's Day (01) Godfather lived, groin alive godfather will live ... (VI groin) In short, brothers, according to the heaped book, which drew a moment of great authority on klikuhe Lenin, the great disassembly 1918 produced a revolution in the head all suckers, and not just suckers, but finally can have all progressive bratvy world. So, in early October 1918 group, as they called themselves - The Bolsheviks, who scored the arrow on October 17 with the other groups (I I do not like this word smacks of something Cop), Menshevik, a gang of black marketeers and thieves. As luck would have Mensheviks on this day were to collect tribute from its territory. In short, they got to the meeting and went to a bazaar: - Fellowship, these rustic fuckers vasche unbelted, it is time to remind them that their place near the bucket ... - Excuse me, brother, I'll interrupt. These suckers are not frail "roof", I heard that he was from capital and "flog" in it - Lenin. - Lenin Shmlenin, what difference will order it our killer, remember that bitch, that half of the authorities and blocked, find it. Grannies do not feel sorry for such a thing does not sorry, okay? - O'k, boss, everything is at its best! - In general, since, October 17, will collect tribute, and the arrow let these fuckers to shove their ... At that decided to do "gathering", and meanwhile, the Bolsheviks were prepared very carefully and according to the latest information they helped the attendants from behind a hill Overseas Mafia, in the above privacy - German. Lenin - the coolest of bratvy, otkisal behind the hill, while his boys were prepared to disassembly. Felix - dobazarilsya with sailors from the yacht Aurora, that they will help to give a light Mensheviks. Putting them vodyary box, the deed was done, (it should be noted that sailors have long had a grudge against the Mensheviks, as This tusovka often not the case "could hit," and constantly looking for an excuse to put the sailors on the "grandmother"). Upon arrival, Lenin, all pointing Tale Last Shmona, bought a steep 600-th Bronevichok, wearing a cool outfit - moved on Plant. There, climb bronevichek, Lenin began to push it, but its market quickly utuh because his "herding" killersha enlisted Mensheviks, in short, it's almost flunked "Thief", but bratvy "almost" is not considered and she was sent to proottsam. Lenin recover and Prochukhan "sort of thing (that he wants to remove competitors) immediately increased protection, and most importantly - began write a book about his zhituhe. Bazar Railway Station, in general, October 17, he and his lads moved to the area, but waited several hours, Lenin realized that he was "thrown". Ohrenev from such mayhem, brothers moved to the "point" to the Mensheviks. Ibid, at the joy of the Bolsheviks, they were not expecting, and their "boss" was almost alone, not counting several goons. To finally crush the will, Lenin ordered that fired from the Aurora lazhevym shot. Everything was done in full openwork. These morons do not even have time to get scared, as were full of crap. - Well, stiffs? How many of you, shithead, I ordered this bitch? "It's me": replied, "thug" Mensheviks. - Well, that immediately confessed. And then, you know, I do not like, like a parrot on ten to repeat the same thing. And with these words, the brains of pisyuna gently swam across the snow-white wall. Lenin loved those pictures, and often went to the streets to shoot, so to speak, opened his heart and calm the nerves. With the rest of "thieves" was a particular marketplace, and who disagreed with the Bolsheviks was put in a wooden mac, read a prayer and threw a thick layer of zemlitsy (for reliability, and how would not crawled out! "). Now the boys can relax a little. Meanwhile in the forests, meadows and plains, brothers, are not assimilated the lesson of their homies, rallied its forces to put on place of "red." And started meaningless Battle for control of markets, as external or internal. Many people were killed in the end "Mensheviks", taking another name - the "white" greatly lohanulsya, because people thought it was all "leftists" guys and porestal support Tale, and Prochukhan this case, Lenin, with his Shalmanov, backed by tanks and aircraft, trampled in the city .. oh, while omitting all "Menshevitskih avtoretetov" White Guards. Thus ended the undeclared "arrow", better known under the name of "civil war". Further, Lenin began to rotten Bazaar against foreign countries. Fellowship, although it was roundnose, but once "Prochukhan" that the case "Tobacco" and the dismantling entoy not overwhelm the number of frail young men, and that it will survive only the shuhernye and fraera, dudes, and just six are blind man's buff in just a couple minutes after the commotion. Therefore it was necessary to prepare ... So, brothers walked, Lenin pasted assaults, but the people still in poverty. But now, finally, come the hour when all the progressive boys ... (To be continued ...)
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