Amazing #02 14 июля 1998

Юмор

Spending - ORT: ADVERTISING motor trade!

(C) 1998 by FIDO.

Music by Ironman



 Here are friends here write out of one's own head, so I 
promised him worldwide fame. Sorry, if something is not funny. 
Better when told. ADVERTISEMENT motor trade! 1. XIV century. 
Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Collecting his army, ordered 
everyone to leave the road stone. And there was the mound ... 
And stands to this day the pigeons crap. 2.

XX century. Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Collecting
his army, ordered everyone to leave the road stone. And there 
was the mound. And there was a fire. And the victory. Returning 
soldiers and raise the stones ... about at all was not enough. 
2-3 tamirlantsev million for khokhol not vtolpilis. ad N 3. XXI 
century. Tamerlane went to Ukraine. Gathering his forces, 
ordered before the battle, each take a shit on the road. AND

grew such a pile ... And it is vonidlo ... And as the flies 
flocked from all sides ... And they began to hum, as they began 
hum, a hum rose that deaf Tamerlane. And scattered army. Who 
tries% ' need a deaf Tamerlane World History.

Bank Imperial. 4 Many people think if a packet
more, then it is better. Not at all! Try pillows "Orbit" and 
your case will last longer. - Longer! - Even more! 5. - Would 
you like chewing gum? - Yes, but anything I do not chew. - How 
about a knitting machine company in St. Petersburg, "Larissa"? 
- It's tempting. Snow-white idea firm Ferreira. 6. If you are 
hungry, read the advertisement N3 and we are confident - there 
is You no longer want. 7. Mom! And why

We have a new toothpaste? - Most
people around the world rely on and enjoy
toothpaste "Colgate". - Oh why? - A Shobe
did not want to shit. 8. Gentlemen employers. The widest 
audience to your ads will provide you with a daily topic: - A 
You would not go on x% '- And you would not have gone x% '9. 
When he told me that osypet diamonds - I've found him likable.

When he said that he had a luxurious villa in the Bahamas - it 
seemed to me attractive. about when he said that his favorite 
movie is "Simply Maria," I felt so x% 'in, so x%' in that I 
almost shlakanula. 10. During the meal, even if you're a little 
bite, my mouth is broken kislotnoschelochnoy balance and the 
acid begins to destroy the enamel of your teeth, causing 
cavities. Try detergent "Tide". He certainly does not help 
nichrome, but it is still the idea of ​​a snow-white firm

"Ferreira". 11. Many people think that if a packet
more, then it is better. Not at all! Small vzryvpaketiki firm 
Herosima "permanently discontinue your selection ... 12. A why 
Count Suvorov, we do not eat? - I would star Mother ... - 
Pease% y! Alexander Vasilyevich Suvorov. 13.

Skitls! Colored pea Skitls! Rainbow
fruit flavors! Red! Green! Blue! Only white there, and still is 
snow-white idea of ​​"Ferreira. 14. If Toothpaste is not 
available to you ... ... is already hardly anyone will help 
you, because we do not You know what's available then?? 15. St. 
Petersburg firm "Larissa" offers a implementation dvuhfanturnye 
knitting machines. Two fantury included missing. 16.

Shoes from the company, "Recon" at all times of the year! If 
you would put it at least once, it is not clear throughout the 
year .. 17. M'MS chocolate for all occasions. chocolate M'MS 
hides in your mouth not in your hand. Firm Ferreira "enhanced 
this new product. Now he carries right into the package. 18. He 
sat behind the wheel of brand new Mercedes at the intersection. 
Burning red lights. He was very funny - he had just bought ice 
cream Skitls "print it, he with pleasure licked. e knew that he

"Skitls" - it paints a carnival. Red
was - was the green. Full throttle brakes squeal. God rest his 
soul. 19. Replaced old-fashioned arm-chair konchalke sex shop

Swift offers you a new phone is very easy to use. - Very
just once and for all! Is that all? Still, all and
pi% 'ec! 20. Every day after you
wake up, your hair is in an ugly state. It's certainly not a 
problem If a comb handy, but if it is unavailable, you can help 
the universal rake "Duralumin". Universal rake "duralumin"

consist of a delicate and thin metal that is not stuck in 
golove.Produktsiya company Procter & Teybl. 21. Company

Premier SV "declares the termination of his
existence. The only representative

   this company for 364 doublet drowned in the bathtub.
22. Once upon a time the company was "Seldom" and decided to 
make his ads. P.S. On the issue of advertising content, please 
contact the firm of Ferreira. 23. Finally published the 
advertisement company "Seldom" created by "Ferreira. It goes 
like this: Once upon a time the company was "Seldom" and this 
says it all. 24. If you want your clothes were pure white, 
clean, contact the firm of Ferreira. They've got a lot of white 
ideas. -----------------------------------------