Scream #01 31 мая 2001

Misc - NLP: building konfyzionnogo tpansa.

_ / Guidance konfyzionnogo trance 
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(C) Sergey Ogurtsov



                         Answers to questions

During a call, a man is revealed. Poetomy bydte vigilant! 
Before you say glypost - podymayte! So why said: "The dog 
ymnaya? Yes potomy that silent! That's why ymnaya. A cheloveky 
have to speak. Remember, your response should be be so 
exhaustive that has ceased to exist a desire to further ask. 
But without grybostey! Gently, intelligently, as if picking up 
necessary to mesty words. The more words, the less sense! 
Naturally, the source bydet interested in your personal 
opinion. A otkyda you know him? But the response should not be 
confusion. Clearly, distinctly and incomprehensible. 

There are three ways an exhaustive answer.

The first way. The answer to what you do not ask.

Question: How do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?

A: I stayed at a hotel, "Orion" in Munich. Master
zovyt Gelmyt. Do you know him?

Pyst interlocutor your answer as he wants and understands.

The second method. Cram more words in the sentence, pyst
Businessman tries to from all this vyydit nyzhno.

Question: How do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?

Answer: You see, yvazhaemy. Frankly mezhdy us placing your
as they say pyky heart as dyhy no means impossible slychae
excluded that in exceptional slychayah slychaetsya and such;
bydem frank, let's face it, the more
with regard to the cockroaches, I just do not nahozhy drygogo 
options! A you?


You can rearrange the words in some places, you know, 
important, not the word order, and quantity. Interlocutor 
zadymaetsya, long time. Nothing, nothing, pyst good podymaet: 
whether to ask you about something else.


The third way. Applies when, in that no matter what they want
yznat your personal opinion. There are cheeky humans. Probably, 
y them not their own, they itch potomy yours. Do not get lost! 
Pyst he your answer looks logiky. The search for logic in the 
sense otsytstvii mogyt lead to zavoroty brains. 

Q: So how do you feel about cockroaches living in hotels?

Answer: Bezyslovno, the fact of living cockroaches in the hotel 
is disgusting. But, with else be the default side, as any 
living syschestvo, cockroach has the right to life. According 
to the Convention on mezhdynarodnoy Protection of vegetables 
and insects from January 20, 1978, section two, Paragraph three 
(more dates and numbers. Their nobody remembers, and poetomy 
always treat them with yvazheniem). Perhaps cheloveky 
unpleasant prisytstvie cockroach. And if the opposite? We do 
not know how Cockroaches belong to us! This is my personal 
opinion, and I bydy defend it with foam y mouth, while it does 
not coincide with yours! 

Do not worry, two or three similar response snimyt with 
katyshek even shabby businessman