Scream #01
31 мая 2001
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Mozzhechek - Unhealthy dreams: a humorous story involving characters from the Spectrum.

<b>Mozzhechek</b> - Unhealthy dreams: a humorous story involving characters from the Spectrum.
_ / Unhealthy Dreams 
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(C) kristoph.sc.ctl

 - DOP-PO-BA-A-A! - Desperately cried Cyril, falling from 
Ostankino TV tower - and why I began to drive the nails of his 
shoes directly into the apartment of my examiner, and besides, 
at this time he ate the olives! No, there is little he's a 
genius - I'm here, you know, nails it, and he, scoundrel, 
gobbled up all of my sneakers! Y-at-UUU, pig! - And Only then 
did I notice that after all this is watching a strange boy 
(kristoph shows an ordinary guy in a beydzhike which was 
written: Ork ^ LFG, speccy, MK-1954, beer, prodigy ruleZ).



  - Blah, Artie, well, Che do you want? I do not want to dance 
with you, Shaolin fucking! Hey, a strange boy! Why are you my 
letter Orku read?? Aa-ah! So you're an Orc and have? Well,

nice to meet you, only you, are, wait, I'm here guys
Real Masters of the vodka drink name! They're still bab led, in
razvlekuha be! Only with some crazy - you
count up, his eyes huge, very small, and yet, it's ears
no! In, damn it, listen, and go with us? - In the eyes climbed 
Orca on the forehead such a proposal: vodka, women, 
transvistity ... not, aliens! And then this strange boy started 
doing legs 

 - Hey! Where are you?? A-ah, to hell with you - kristoph waved 
his hand and prodolzhid study neighborhoods - in, blah, like 
not yet drunk, and already Koshchey immortal I see! - He looked 
carefully and I saw his battered beydzhike proud inscription: 
Paracels Industry from Eternity - Yes, we have to tie this

alcohol ... A-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah !!!!! - Frantically shouted 
Christophe - y him on the shoulder of a hand of a zombie from 
kotorgo smelt corpses, and yet he always said: "Since I'm 
already dead, so I can no longer die! I do not believe that I 
die, I do not believe I do not believe !!!!", - Yes, business! 
- Cyril thought, - And over all Artie caramel treats, biscuits 
... It seems there is something else ... A chocolate!


 - Hey, Chris! - Away he heard the voice of Vel'a Proxim'y - Dai
I interviewed for the Pilot!

 - No vaprosssov-r! Veale, praassi that hochesh I segodnyayaya
pyan as the piano! I won already imagining that there is 
someone out the future came, they even have badges ... Oh, 
wait, they there, pancake, biscuit eating!


 - All, Chris, calm down! So my first question: what do you 
think about the present state of affairs at Speke?


 - Well, as I am something, damn it, think I can, do not you 
think! So, I think that the Spectrum is one problem - the 
conversion. A / IC at the same one drawback - there prizes - 
the money issue, and the need - caramel, chocolate there, 
biscuits, and they - the money ... No to caramel!


 - Sorry, I'm interrupted. Another question: What helped you
to occupy an honorable place in the 1957 schedule of 58? By the 
way, what kind of the guy at the 58 spot - Kristophy?


 - Well, I helped, above all, that I often eat
caramel, chocolate, there cookies ...

 - Why did you even come here?? - Breaks down to cry Veale.

 - Well, like, came to eat cookies, chocolate can be won with 
Artie biscuit treat you, and do not know why, because I have a 
home of this caramel heaps! Biscuits with chocolate boxes lying 
around! But ... Still, if Artie biscuits with chocolate and 
caramel will treat it be cool!


 - Another question: How did you get on the Spectrum?

 - What are you all about the Spectrum of Spectrum yes!? I may 
be on / IC went to candy and cookies to eat well or there, 
chocolate. But here nothing given! The only hope for Arti -

may treat you with caramel, biscuit with chocolate. And so, 
after all Koenig me that heaps of caramel and chocolate! About 
Cookies I generally keep quiet! I can, all life in the cookie 
with caramel, and you all about the Spectrum! Well, I love 
chocolate! Chocolate and cookies cookies and candies, caramel, 
chocolate, chocolate, cookies candies, cookies, again caramel, 
chocolate, biscuits, candies, cookies, chocolates, cookies, 
candies, biscuits, chocolate ...




                          YOU Georgia!


               Taking a break - a snack Twix





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