Scream #01 31 мая 2001

Mozzhechek - having phun: Few ordinary jokes - not stsenovogo content.

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(R) kristoph.sc.ctl


                                          The old joke is old

                                          until then, while you

                                          not heard.


                                          Steve Allen

Few ordinary jokes - not stsenovogo content - quite
cope with their task, saying openly - to force you to
Similarity SerzhSoft'a close the door to the room and jumping 
on the couch half-hour ride, spewing while decalitres tears ... 
tears of laughter! Ready? Then - go! 

... [Unnamed jokes ].........................................

Minesweeper mistaken interpretation once, and staff engineers - 
repeatedly ... 

Dog, man's best friend. Tell me who your friends are and I'll 
tell you who you are. 

Ad on the radio:
- And now legless chorus boys with disabilities will perform 
all the favorite hit "grass on the belt." 

"At the scene of the crime gun crimes are not discovered."

                                            From the protocol 
inspection 

                                      (In the case of rape)

in the toilet: nothing good will come out of you!

When people are asleep - they connect to the Internet. Dryh-NET
called.

There was a break in a meat factory - were killed goat.

Temperatyra normal patient, room, 18 ° C. ..

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I come back 
later? 

I decided to live forever. So far, so good.

Sawfish ... Alcoholic ... : (

Lord, I wish death! Do not refuse, O Lord, not for himself 
proshy! 

To win the election the Communist Party nyzhny crazy 
grandmother. About 100-150.


Print up to 1200 characters minyty. They take such nonsense ...

The most hated phrase engineers: one foot here and one there.

A seychas vystypaet N.N. without ansamblya! sam blya! a blya! 
HOW mydak blya! 

I hate two things: Racism and the Negro.

A drop of nicotine kills a horse, and elephant drives into a 
depression. A drop of nicotine kills a horse, a hippopotamus 
knocks on haha. A drop of nicotine kills a horse, a chipmunk 
torn to pieces. 

Light south wind gently swaying telegraph poles.

From kystov heard heart-rending cries of girlish gradually 
transformed into women. 

Bill - is gay. Tsc ...

Seven of the nurses ... fourteen boobs!

All night you're not close his legs ...

Stop being yourself, look disgusting ...

Even if you eat, you have two choices ...

Chewing gum - a condom for sex oratelnogo

The first woman was made from the customer's materials.

Did not immediately come to mastery of the young engineers

Children - flowers of life ... Hey, weed, get lost!

Milk doubly tasty when it ... Beer!

Chupa-Chups: "The World Is Sucks"

Coca-Cola - ssy legend ...

Mathematical nightmare - a quadratic trinomial.

Lecture - not an erection. Set aside. (Student's wisdom).

SOS signal budding radio operator saw wrong ...

I have a little patience. NOW!

The less we love a woman, the more tired arm.

... [Associative thinking ].....................................

Fitter-gynecologist

Obstetrician-cracker

Xiryrg designer

Firefighter-morader

Porno-motor apparatus
(Locomotor)

Lecherously - reciprocating motion
(Reciprocating - progressive)

Phones Pornoslonik
(Panasonic)

Armchair konchalka
(Kochalka)

... [You think you're clever? taste the-ka that 
!]....................... 

Turning to the rational analysis of an apoplectic disharmony of 
the modern phase of climax, we are ephemeral subektiviziruemsya 
a radical transcendental apotheosis, and trynfeoze drynduleze. 

Sinusoidal diduktsionnogo inductor nekoemutiruetsya with 
chromophoric efuziey aksirogentno-photon adikvatnogo 
triangulator. 

Metaperfleksny morphosis initabuliruetsya in space the 
quasi-deductively compensating local hyperbolicity 
metapulsatora. 

In terms of commonplace erudition, not every individual is able 
to ignore local trends of paradoxical emotions. 

B reward for disassembly by dizassemblyatora They take full 
dizassemblyatina ... 

... [Gentle jokes ]........................................... 
.. 

Member of Parliament, Bessie Braddock to Winston Churchill: 
"The President, you drunk! "

Churchill: "And you, Bessie, ugly. I do something tomorrow will 
be sober ..." 

Lady Astor: "If you were my husband, I would have slipped you in
coffee poison. "
Churchill: "If you were my wife I would drink this coffee."

... [So why kyritsy crossed dorogy ?]........................

... Next 20 lines can safely skip - kristoph delirious
... Dangerous!

kristoph: Why - I'm not interested. You tell me where
they? I ask, where are they? " As what? Interviews to take!

unbeliever: And you think, I believe it? "

ash: "Enough-te! This is cal!

vel: Oh, and Shoot ...

exploder: Yes Chicken lamer! They're lamer! And you lamer!

raver: A chjort ih znajet ... Jesli oni iz ussr - ani potjerjani
dlja scene!

justinas: I wonder what alus (beer) is brewed in their country 
...? 

serzhsoft: As I am happy for these lovely chickens! Everything 
was just wonderful!


zsv: Yes it's SAV made them! Organized them! Organizer # $% s!

hellboj: Have they seen my ass?

voodoo: Wow!!! Cool! I did not know that you have a chicken!
That's cool!

black groove: Yes, I do not remember why ... I did as it was 
then in St. Petersburg crashed upside down through the flower 
bed - and all now ... 

random: The hens will go this way, only one more time ... But
_kak_ they will move it!

phantom lord: I wonder shaved monks could see the chickens ...?

sav: Yes it ZSV them such an unrealistic idea handed - go 
through road without a loss. How do they do? They have the same 
memory is not rubber, so much to remember! 

... Okay, you can continue reading - kristoph out of state
... High obredevaniya and gives way to the unknown heroes

NURSERY TEACHER: To get to drygyyu storony.

Fox Mulder: You've seen them ylitsy which become their own
eyes. How many more must pass kyrits ylitsy you to believe in 
it? 

Aristotle: It is the nature kyrits - pass through dorogy.

KARL MARX: It was historically inevitable.

Jack Nicholson: potomy that they fucking wanted it. That's what,
fucking reason.

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

Hippocrates: Because of excess of bile in podzhelydochnoy
gland.

MARTIN LUTHER KING: I imagine a world in which all kyritsy
are played to move freely through ylitsy and nobody bydet ask 
why they did it. 

Linus Polling: they do not take enough of my vitamins.

MOSES: And God came down from heaven and said kyritsam - you 
must go dorogy. And kyritsy moved dorogy and noted it is a 
great event holiday.


RICHARD M. NIXON: Kyritsy did not go dorogy. I repeat, DO NOT 
kyritsy passed dorogy. 

Machiavelli: The point is that kyritsy moved dorogy! Who volnyet
Why? End justifies the transfer of any motive that y
They had.

Freud: The fact that you are all concerned to move through 
kyrits dorogy, Identify your hidden seksyalnye complexes.


BILL GATES: I have just released a new osyschestvil Kyryachego 
Office 2000, which not only goes dorogy, but also lays eggs

yporyadochivaet location of your files and pays your bills

OLIVER STONE: The question is not - So why kyritsy moved dorogy?
Rather, one must ask - who passed dorogy as we have seen
to see how it go kyritsy?

DARWIN: Kyritsy for a long period of time have passed through
natural selection so that they are genetically predisposed to 
move ylitsy. 

EINSTEIN: Kyritsy dorogy crossed or the road moved under 
kyritsami - depends on your point of perception. 

BUDDHA: Imagine yourself kyritsey and ask yourself this 
question. 

Ernest Hemingway: To sdohnyt. Promoknyt rain and sdohnyt.

CONSULTANT ARTHUR ANDERSON: Otsytstvie regylirovaniya on kyrinoy
side ylitsy subjected ygroze tekyschyyu rynochnyyu position. 
Kyritsy stolknylis the need for change and transformation for 
the creation and development yslovy, trebyemyh in modern 
circumstances. Anderson Consulting, in partnership with the 
client, helped kyritsam rethink their strategy of physically 
raspredelitelnyyu and osyschestvlenie tekyschih processes. 
Ispolzyya Ptitsevodcheskyyu Integratsionnyyu Model (PIM), 
Anderson helped kyritsam use ymenie, methodologies, knowledge, 
capital and experience to alignment kyrinyh processes and 
technologies in podderzhky their overall strategy within a 
Program Management Stryktyry. Anderson Consulting has collected 
a variety of methods for analyzing the intersection ylits and 
representatives of the Best kyrits with konsyltantami Anderson 
with more experience in the transportation indystrii, 
identified dvyhdnevny marshryt motion to yvelicheniya kyrinyh 
knowledge capital, both explicit and implicit, and give them 
the opportunity to interact with dryg drygom to build and 
yspeshno introduce shirokyyu predprinimatelskyyu stryktypy 
through kontiniyym kyritse-expensive-over processes. Marshryt 
movement was strategically based, indystrialno sfokysirovan and 
established as a consistent, clear and complete market report 
in accordance with the mission and vision kyrits sityatsii. 
This has contributed movement to create a full-fledged 
business-integrated solution. Anderson Consulting helped 
kyritsam change to become more yspeshnymi.


... [Komentatorskie bloopers 
]........................................ 

Vladimir Pereturin (ORT)
"Gates of the team Manchester United in the red shorts"
"We arrived in Istanbul and went to the stadium. What can
to say about sex?
"The field is green, but grass is not ..."

Oleg Zholobov (RTR)
"An accurate pass in the back Kamoltsevu"
"Now you look dangerous repeat scoring chances"

Vladimir Maslachenko (HTB)
"Pah-pah-pah!" Where is the piece of wood? "Damn, one plastic!"
"Ay-yay-yay-yay-yay you agree with me?"
"What a pity ..."
"... Stroked the cerebellum is an Italian footballer"

Ren-TV
"The referee did not see how Rozetal tried to remove the Viera 
Panties" "The injury have lying on the lawn of the player"


Gennady Orlov (RTR)
"Such moments I did not mean that I do not remember, and do not 
even remember!" 

Unnamed Pearl
"For the draw of judges lay down the drum"
"Kleimenov asks friends to go away"
"All the dirty, sweaty, scary - that's what the Football"
"See how running quarterback" Napoli "- easy, quick and his head
upstairs! "
"Look what is happening: Canton beats Onopko first have to 
foot, then his hand: and let all of his bald head!" 

... [Post skreeptoom 
]........................................... . 

Thoughts inexperienced reader: "How much crap as much in his 
head not uklayvaetsya!