But seriously - Ditty

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      COMPUTER PASSION

            Limericks
Fell in love with the programmer,
Monitor wiped clean.
He is on the joy of this
Format a floppy disk.

             *****

        My milenok-distributors

        Bought a computer yesterday

        I just do not kerf

        Where is the RAM, and where the RAM!

             *****
The husband complains I duraSela on the keyboard.
He arranged for me to terror
Everything screams that Disk Error!

             *****

  My milenok instead of "hello"

  All hard about "SOUNDBLASTER"

  And then, when dawns,

  He is about CD-ROM talking about.

             *****
Programmer at the programmer
Speaks Russian net:
-Why are you such a dog,
The virus is brought to me yesterday.

             *****

        My milenok somehow turned sour,

        Said to me: "PC hangs"

        Well, lying is a cunning fox.

        Who hung on who hung?

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         And to pile two jokes.


    During the tour at the zoo teacher stops the children near 
the cells with baboon and asks:

-Children who this is?
-Software Engineer-together meet the children.
"Why?" - Is perplexed teacher.
-Shaggy, his eyes red and corn on the ass.

             *****
Son comes to his father-programmer.
Papa, on your computer can play?
-Go ahead.
After some time out of the room, where it plays the son, is 
heard: Papa! What does it mean


  "DISK C: FORMAT COMPLETED"?