perverts - the Battle of Kulikov (eyewitness).

<b>perverts</b> - the Battle of Kulikov (eyewitness).

            Battle of Kulikovo

            Eyewitness

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       Yak on the Princely court Gostinnyj

            Arrived walkers:

        -Princess! In the Kulikovo

            Wait Mamaeva shelves

       Prince with a hangover no kerf

           -Who are the Che yell?

         Who is there in the field come from?

            And what a dick waiting for?

        -Voivod! - Shouted the prince,

          -Gather for dinner host,

         Sit on a glass vmazhem

            And we'll go to war.

          Thus, in the field Kulikovom

           High raised Coolock,

        There's an unreasonable manner

          Russian troops stood.

          Three weeks have stood,

           A Mamaia dick see!

       At this point army agitated:

          -On the dick have to fight?

        Pussy in a knot is not zavyazhesh

          -Three weeks is not eblis!

       Or, the Prince home Lawless,

           Or cancer gets!

         Then point the prince was sleeping,

       Mach flied noodle with hops,

        To host does not flee

        Alcohol issue all told.

            Spree, zabuhali

          And got a noise!

           All swords porasteryali

           By obryganym bush

         One evening, foggy,

             When the prince sat

              eat at the table,

        The door opened and suddenly

         Sam Mum in the tent he went.

       -Princess! Time is gone,

          Zenk enough to pour,

       Tomorrow morning, with dawn

           We must battle begin!

        Khan had gone, doors buhnuv,

      Knaz thought: "the fuck you!"

       Tomorrow morning, with dawn

          Raise regiments to fight!

        Ebnul alcohol without dilution,

          Shaval long cucumber

         -Hey, where there commander,

           Jam is in the end!

       -Voivod, someone shouted, -

       Know of drunk in the woods went

       The third day can not see something,

         Maybe they found the mushrooms?

        -Search the surrounding oaks

         Polk sent in search of!

        Let oblazat all ditches,

         How to find, apply here!

            And in the morning, both ratified

          With swords and shields

        Become opposite to each other,

            Barely standing on their feet

          From a number of Tatar

             Flies chelubey

           Armed till you drop

      All threatened: "The Russian strike!"

          -Peresvet here should
        Someone shouted Council -

          He pussy he Nakata,

           It is clear, no doubt!

          Relight doubts:

          Yes, you go in her pussy!

         I am not pohmelyalsya,

            I'm not going anywhere!

      -Relight-prince shouted, -

        Well Cum you bitch, whine!

          If you give him Nakata,

           I command you to pour!

        Relight figured: "Well,

           Nawal-ka pizdyuley,

    Only the alcohol so that was cool!

       Where the Mongols, come quick! "

          By Chelubeyu it fits,

         Elbow to the horse spihnul,

          Pizdanul just once in the neck
            He and his legs stretched out

         Then the Mongols could not stand,

         Piling the entire crowd

           We also prihueli
           And started a general fight!

        Meanwhile, in oak,

           Governor-whore looking for

         And the joy of the whole Tale

        This Khmyrov lying in the grass.

          Above obrygannym stump

            Fume poisoning

          The whole flavor of the surrounding

        Loud snoring game, scaring,

        Drunk and asleep in the umat soldiers.

           Three hours of his awakened,

        In the ear-Ssali sleeping bastard!

          Spear planted in the ass
           Awakened at last!

         Only left out of the woods
          Looking-mesilovka goes!

          And not be seen belmesa

           Someone who gives a pussy!

         Then the terrorists kerf

      With a cry of: "In God's soul mother!"

         During their swords seized

          And let's Mongol rubai!

          Neozhidannum invasion

             Ensured the success of

        And Mongolia in an instant

          Dick chopped at all!

        Prince of cunning governor,

          For tactical talent

        Ruble gave for all the people

           On booze and provisions.

      In every battle, no doubt,

        The principle is a simple

        Ebnul alcohol-free dilute

         And then so can the battle!

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