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10 июля 1997
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perverts - Little Red Riding Hood (folklore).

<b>perverts</b> - Little Red Riding Hood (folklore).
       Folklore,

       moralists read

          prohibited


         --= RED CAP =-

     In the morning my mother wakes up her daughter.

  "What, again eblas all night?
 Well, get up, paskuda quickly,

   mash is poured into the canister.

      Take a couple of crackers
      Bring grandma soon:

  whore, because in the morning called,

      make her sober.

      Hat red dress,

    yes its submodules pizden,

       from it a stench

   that podoh neighbor horse.

     On the way, do not fuck:

    Home Affairs, a great deal "...

   Cap thinks: "cock in her mouth.

      On the road podebus

     and come back later. "

    Go to the mirror, it is suitable,

  lip color, eyebrows brings.

     About her pussy forgot

      so its not a substitution.

     Red hat and dressed,

      as the bird flew.

     "What is this garbage?

    Flies hover round the me.

   From pussy probably smells

    Grandma something nyuhnet and ahnet.

   Say: What are you, the mare,

  many days no pussy soap? "

     Give me-thinks-go

     in the river wash my pussy. "

    Here is a substitution, piss,

    once all the fish surfaced,

     crabs also were poisoned,

  with this light parted.

  Good - no "fishing control" ...

     Oh, can not escape the shame,

     if you suddenly see someone.

     And they took his coat,

      ran for a hundred miles.

  Suddenly, towards the gray wolf,

    it knows fucking sense.
"Hello, hat, good afternoon.

   Give a touch pizden.

     Or that's what I say
    let me in the asshole planted! "

     "Listen, goddamn goat

    You would not go to the dick!

  In the asshole to fuck Gorazd eh?

    In the asshole you grandmother would give.

      I somehow have the wrong
     painful itchy pussy! "

    "Well, so what becomes bare,

     Yes lower bent,

     so'll pick if he likes
     not turn his head. "

    "Well, would not lie too far,

      'm not like a donkey.

      He has, wow!

    Already bursting at the seams pussy,

    Well, your pod is good!

   Braga ladies ring otebesh.

    "You pussy, babe,

     as a soldier's forage-cap

     polstopyatogo size

   Anyway, come on, cholera,

        I'm for Braga and a hedgehog

     would be planted as a walrus.

     Come, my dear friend,

    pour a cup soon. "

     Gulped down, sat

      and a little zabaldel:

     "Oh, brazhonka good;

      Oh, do not make a soul.

   Ah, pour more polkruzhki.

   "Maybe bring a pillow,

  may lie down to sleep, jackal,

     because you promised to fuck. "

   "Forgive me, Shapchonka!

      You're a good girl!

       Well go then,

     ring off your pussy.

    You deserve a pod.

  And pour her, you will not be residential,

    if thou poprovorney,

     Now all I can ... "

    "Come on, hurry Ebi!

     To Grandmother should I go

    She brazhonku include ... "

    How fucked the Wolf hat

   would not have dreamed and grandmother.

     Look at poebushki

    ran all the little animals.

    Cap, listening to advice

   finished quickly, the moment.

    "Let me finish my brew too."

     "But the stick on the dick,

   with what I'm grandmother to a go?

      show your pussy? "

   "Okay, I have to go, slut,

     You left-I-right. "

    So thought the gray wolf:

     "On the dick to me this debt?

    I've seen these in a coffin. "

    Bzdnul and quickly fled.

      Hat in the forest goes,

       different song sings

  and did not get her figure out

    that the thought of the gray wolf.

     He flew into the hut,

    Granny with giblets eaten.

     Do not chew and swallow,

   like the Nile crocodile.

     After all, it does not chew
       old I'll be damned.

    To head off pulled the cap,

     tied it tighter.

      And on the nose glasses arrayed,

     looked at them and ohuel:

    then doubles, then troitsya,

   Fly-it seems there bird

      Yes, and in her mouth to fuck.

   Quickly he climbed into bed.

     Only took refuge with a blanket,

    slyshet, cap screamed:

       "Hey, lame hueta,

      -ka opened the gate! "

    "Listen, my granddaughter,

       I can not no dick.

     Since cracking my noggin
       I went over Liska.

    Dern cap on the rope,

   as for the dick soldier Lev.

   Hats too lazy to pull,

   Kicked the door and fell off.

     "Hoo, what a fright,

     for someone just like you?

      Listen to the old hag,

     you're black than poker.

       At such dick ears? "
 "To listen to the songs of thieves!"

     "A ebalo something ebalo!

    "A lot of cocks I suck!"

     "But what a stomach?"

      "Pregnant now."

   "Old vyderge not ymetsya,

    hundred years, and all the fucking!

    Okay so, pour from the flask

    a couple of mugs of our mash

  (Only not died would paskuda,

   money to bury from?)

     Here hunters spree

    a fucking forest booze

       returning home

    By grandmother wandered crowd:
"Hi Hat, where the grandmother?"
 "There's lies, and you are a dick right?"

      Suffice it to you to fuck,

    gathered to give birth again!

     "But you look at cap,

   who lie, wipe your eyes! "

  Wolf neither alive nor dead, lying

      crap and trembling.

     Here the hunter rushed,

    Acute drew his dagger.

    Wolf ass razderbanil,

   grandmother's nose does not hurt a bit.

    All of course were horrified:
 "How are you choked?"

     "In the ass poked his nose,

   directly under the tail of the gray ...

    In all okontsovke neighing,

     Cap round otebali,

    brew drank from a mug

      and left the old woman.

     Now decide for yourself:

  can you be friends with the wolves?


        --= HAPPY END =-





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