perverts - Sex Telephone.

            -= SEX TELEPHONE =

         My phone rang

            -Who says the elephant?

         -Yesterday I smelled petrol

       And to me came a crocodile

          He would not let me sleep,

          He is in my pants I do not care

       -Damn, still green, and smart aleck!

        And then call an ant:

        -I hung elephant pizdyuley,

       Drank beer twelve pieces

         Going weighed whale!

      Could you tell me,

      Where the whale to me now to find?

        Baran received a call from the Goat:

     -And here we - no cabbage in a scrap

             Hey you, chushok,

        Send us cabbage bag!

       And then we shall fall to you to vomit,

         And horns to knock your eyes!

      -I was angry, but how ZAOr:

    "Come all of you to please pussy!

              Every goat

            I will not let the cabbage! "

         Also called Cuckoos:

      -How zabaldet us chekushki?

         Add the-go Dichlorvos,

              But a little bit,

        so as not to cause diarrhea ...

        And then called Bear,

     And I started up my bullshit!

     -Wait: Bear, not Purdue

       What you should better tell me!

                  -Pow!

       Toilet Paper-send,

         And I'm sitting here in a push

        With the cellular handset in hand,

      Yes, that's nothing to point wipe ...

          I wept-Bear.

          -All right, tell him -

      To you I send Snail with a roll ...

                  Wait!

       And crawled two Leeches:

     A doctor gave a little weed!

         Know-we know how much grass,

         We are for it you suction!

      -Well, I'm here, sorry, for what?

     You crawl, a friend of the friend-suck,

    To me my poor brain can not sawing!

        By three o'clock, called Fox:

       "Ah! I flew in pussy Osa!

            Ah! Now ... Ah!

          Yadrena ... Ah! Mother ...

   Ah! The whole hive want ... Ah! Get it!

       And then crawled two snakes:

          "We do not snake-cocks we are!

          I thought for a long time,

          And pizdischu sent them!

          At the dinner called Owl:

    -Doctor! .. Strongly headache ...

         In a mouse took blowjob ...

      Am! -I do not fancy man-as not! ..

          "You, Owl, flew-ka

            to my office,

       Panadol prescribe a blowjob ...

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