crisis - tales in the style of the game world from him.

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(C) Digital Brain / EI


                          K & R C H


       (Small tales in the style of the game world from BAT)


    Some stranger in the house!

    I was awakened by strange sounds emanating from the 
kitchen. I got and carefully, trying not to make a noise, went 
thither, taking on healthy way adjustable wrench ... In the 
kitchen, sitting on a stool before the open refrigerator, 
sitting Shambler, and was engaged in that with loud chomping 
destroyed my food. I faint. Shambler, rygnuv, squinted in my 
direction and did Do not hesitate, launched lapischu in the 
refrigerator. 

    - As a person affected by your work, have full
entitled to at least partial compensation for moral and
property damage - calmly said beast and sent
in the fall polbatona sausage.

    I must say that in the wake of the crisis in the country,
I'd rather have not been on that side of the screen, and the 
fact that Shambler told me, threw me into shock if not, then,

At least, in amazement. It turned out that the crisis affected 
the world fall on completely changing the entire way of life 
game universes. A huge army of monsters, lacking an influx of 
new heroes, and, accordingly, work, despair gave way to

earnings. Shambler perched himself was selling hot dogs, but
was fired the very next day due to the fact that he
ate everything that was supposed to sell. Then try
to arrange a salesman, but having such a daunting
appearance, and could not sell anything. Mykayas the worlds,
monster somehow penetrated to me ...

    - Okay, I'll go on - Shambler said, wiping mouth with his 
paw, say in Dungeon Keeper 2 recruited guards. With these words

monster stood up and stepped into the haze formed suddenly 
portal. 

    I shut the refrigerator emptied, put a pipe wrench and
decided to see firsthand what is happening in
game world. Quickly packed up and, first of all, he went to
dear to the village, where there has been a long time ...


    - Praise the Almighty! You're back! - I heard a familiar 
voice Ogden's, a tavern owner, who immediately started to lay 
the table. 

    - So much has happened here in your absence!

    I put a heavy shield in the corner and sat down. Everything 
seemed to be familiar with the same tavern, the same small 
village square, smithy Grizvolda, hospital Pepin. But something 
has changed in the whole shape settlements. True, I can not 
understand that. Oh well, understand, I thought, turning to 
Ogeenu. He sighed and began to story:


    - Hard times came with us. Once started, this
black stripe, the heroes ceased to visit our village. Fell
Revenues from me, Grizvolda, everyone. Our mayor made the 
announcement in virtual-magic field, which he calls the 
Internet at all colors rewriting dungeon hiding the treasure 
under the protection of terrible monsters, waiting for their 
heroes ... Oh, it would be better did not do it! The very next 
day to us was a gang of some dark subjects with chevrons' Tax

Police 'did not like the hero knights, and nothing
speaking, immediately rushed into the vault.

    Our young intelligence officer, as always, had come with 
them, see what happens. Terrible, terrible things he had told

Later! These, I may say, "Heroes", staged in the dungeon
this robbery, using not only the traditional cold
weapons, but also some strange contraption, publishing creepy
rumbling and spitting fire. Entire underground levels purged for
minutes. Were collected virtually everything! Devastated all
chests, literally gutted the monsters. The little boy saw
own eyes, like a pair of militants tried to shake out
gold coins from a zombie, keeping to his feet. Fell only
textbook on practical self-defense. By the end of these types 
were taken even torches attached to the walls. All items and 
gold they was taken to some strange machines. After them to us 
no come. Less than a week as a handful out of the dungeon

surviving monsters under the white flag, all some pathetic and
mangy. Said that the cave is no longer possible to live and
asked of any work. I, for example, is now two besenka
plow in the kitchen dishwashers for a bowl of soup. In 
Grizvolda - in of about five Overlords fanning mechanism and 
work apprentices ...


    Narration Ogden broke the local drunk, dragged
pass the bottle.

    - Okay, I'll leave you, - said Ogden, leaving on the table
front of my nose through to dinner, made me prisvisnut.
Seeing my reaction, the owner of a tavern breathed again:

    - What to do, hard times now!

    Leaving the tavern, I went to the Adria to buy
vesicles, mana. I had another prisvisnut
just saw the price tag displayed on the doors of houses 
witches. Entered my familiar to the magician, moonlighting as a 
salesman, and poked a stick at ad:


    - Today we are trading at the exchange rate ...

    I turned on his heel and walked to the entrance of the cave,
where I was waiting for an amazing sight: the entrance to the 
catacombs barred tourniquet. Beside him, in the booth with 
daubed the word "cash" bored-Krull. Seeing me, he immediately 
perked up and poked under my nose The price list for "Visit of 
the attraction," where I saw the whole list services that 
promise of "economic version of the three visits entry-level to 
the "VIP-full program of visits Underground with the 
possibility of a safari, a barbecue bar, free Kodak developer 
and an opportunity to be photographed with any monster. "The 
price for all this magnificence was even better referred to as 
the "ue" 

    And I went away from it all, brute matter, and hearing how
On-Krull shouted after me about any discounts if I buy
club card ...


    Adjusting the shoulder assault rifle, I stepped into the 
territory base, which looked somehow neglected. Finally, almost 
on the edge base, I saw a branch of "seals", before 
rassevshihsya fire, over which to spit roasted Zerglings. 
Corporal, which turned the knob twirling, saw me and muttered:


    - Well, another smelled! Did not seem to know what works
should ensnare Zerg now!

    - What they do not attack? - I asked.

    The corporal stared at me. "Seals" have turned into my
side, curiously eyeing the one who sets such
stupid questions.

    - You're a fallen moon? For over a month had passed since
Minerals and gas are over! " Wages we have not seen for three 
months. In zerg seem even worse: I have seen a couple of 
kilometers away picked skeleton Ultralisk.


    - Probably ate a lot! - Laughed a soldier.

    - Where is everybody? - I asked.

    - How is it where? - Asked Cpl. - Gone to hunt
Zerglings. Meat, of course, so-so, but there can be ... Hey!
Wait a minute! I think I know who you are! Guys are players!

    All at once povskakivali from their seats and kinuvshis me
were vying with each other to complain to the situation in 
which they were due to the crisis. What leadership sent them to 
their fate, that combat unit is gradually becoming a

some mob armed vagabonds that they or anyone not necessary ...
Corporal pressed forward most of all, the call to rest
players, so they do not leave them there to perish. Already 
running away, I I have heard thrown in dogonku cry, so I at 
least "show him money. "


    What money? How do I show? It remained a mystery for
me.


    - Heinous Cora established teleport link to another
galaxy and drive non-ferrous metals through the gates of the 
Galactic SLE! Profit, you bastards! - K-bot AWPs paced positions

his battered troops, especially repairing crumpled cars and
continuing to vilify on what light is, an insidious prtivnika. -
That's right, we could not understand why these bastards 
dragged away everything, even completely broken down car, on 
the battlefield! But yesterday's raid on our 
metallohranilische? I swear, those bastards will pay for 
everything! 

    K-bot has stopped, looked at his army, consisting of
Lathan patched tanks, combat robots, various modifications
and even a buffalo, with a set of Bachet catapult
instead of guns, and shouted into a megaphone:

    - Eagles! Listen to my team! Mean Cora answer for everything
disorder, which they sow! In unison, we estimate their
military orders, and Galactic will be our gateway! We will 
defend their original and exclusive right to export metal! 
Forward to the enemy! The one who first capture the gate, put 
the barrel of grease! 

    Zaurchali engines heterogeneous mechanism, the gun barrel
were sent missiles, laser guns from a distance a thin squeak
warm-activators, and the whole army treads clank
and creaking joints, long not seen grease, moved to
position Kovrova ...


    I woke up. "Dream as such!" - I thought, getting up and
heading to the kitchen to make coffee. Might want to do 
something like cappuccino, I reached into the fridge for the 
cream. Refrigerator was empty, and one of the shelves lay a 
piece of wool off-white color.