MMA in Kovrov - great and terrible in the city where never made carpets.

<b>MMA in Kovrov</b> - great and terrible in the city where never made carpets.

(C) Paracels


       Great and terrible in the city that never did

                          KOVRYYY!


                            Prologue.


   Do you believe in miracles? Hopefully, yes. Because after 
what happened in our small town in late January this year, do 
not believe in miracles, it would be, at least, stupid. It 
happened here that ...



                       Actors

                    (In alphabetical order):


               Demiurge Ash aka Alexei Shirokov
(Local Satanist, the creator of "12 secret book", the encoder 
and the artist 

              then a member of Eternity Industry)


                  D-Man aka Dmitri Kalinin

    (Gosteprimny owner and main swapper Eternity Industry)


                  Crazy aka Alexander Bursov
 (Lucky (!) The holder pisyukovskoy keyboard and beta-tester

                      Eternity Industry)


             MMA aka UnBel! Ever aka Maxim Muchkaev
 (Fearless and a great traveler, the fates decree entered

          provincial town of Carpet, a member of Extreme)


                 Paracels aka Alexander Kalinin
 (More hospitable host and artist Eternity Industry,

             in the novel appears under psvedonimom "I")


                 SaiR00s aka Alexander Gavrilov

  (Backslapper, creator of the Fifth Alimony unbeaten

   coder and musician in one bottle, a member of Eternity 
Industry) 


                     Sat aka Maxim Chezhegov
 (An old friend and best friend of Eternity, a great coder

                    then a member of the Extreme)


                     Senat aka Semen Mavrin

  (Cold-blooded and business member Eternity Industry, funky

                        coder, 3D-fan)


                    Snake aka Alex Kutuzov

    (Second best friend of Eternity, an excellent artist, then

                 another member of the LodeStar Software Group)


                     Spy aka Anton Svistunov

  (A kind soul around Kovrov, just a wonderful man
   Age and encoder holder patieynoy apartments, a member of 
Eternity 

                            Industry)


   In other roles: Digital Brain / EI, Hexmaster / EI,

                      DarkLion / EI and his gang, Vel / Proxima,

                      Sergius Puzzler / Proxima, mama D-Man'a

                      and Paracels'a.


                         -=* * *=

                           Part I.

                      "The Germans are in town! .."


                                            Who goes on a visit 
to 

                                         mornings, he arrives

                                         wisely. Pairs-pairs 
that                                          Ram Taramov - on 
it and 

                                         morning.

                                                (A great 
philosopher 

                                                and thinker owls
                                                     variables,

                                                      Winnie 
the Pooh) 


   This story took place in one of the smallest towns in the 
central region of Russia. When people hear the name of this 
city, For some reason people mistakenly think that it produce 
carpets. But it is in Kovrov (so called this town) worked to 
the benefit of our armed forces himself Vasily Degtyarev. 
Believe me, it really something no relation to the carpet just 
does not matter. From the earliest times in Kovrov made weapons 
and motorcycles, and the pride and mainstay of the city was 
Degtyarev plant or simply ZiD. It is a pity that now, despite 
For all their importance for Russia, he is in poor condition, 
but people do not pay vyplachivaeyut years, centuries, 
millennia ... Just today, our story is not about that. 

   It all started with a beautiful January morning (as far as 
morning may be fine after almost a month), more 26 January 1999 
from the birth of Christ. D-Man and Paracels awakened from 
centuries of sleep, had breakfast, and already the day began 
not presaged no sensations and nervous shock. But they knew 
that today was going to happen is that at the time that 
interrupts a measured and peaceful life on the stage, who lived 
all Eternity, bringing to it the meaning and the thrill ... 
They were not mistaken ... 

   Everyone was waiting for the arrival M.M.A! Yes, yes, the 
very great and terrible, the only all over Russia, so that 
there ... the whole world! 

   On arrival, knew all the members of the EI, but Spy'ya, who 
left in Suzdal and for unknown reasons did not return home. 
This fact could not leave it alone D-Man'a (as indeed all 
others), therefore he punctually performed control Raids on 
patiynuyu Spy'ya apartment with a view to its notification of 
the arrival of a high-ranking guest. That morning, D-Man again 
went on the edge of town, hoping to still find Spy'ya home, 
because started Tuesday, and as it turned out D-Man, Senat and 
SaiR00s, having gone on Sunday to Vladimir, a visit to Sat'u 
and Exploder'u, MMA had planned to visit it on Tuesday or 
Wednesday. I stayed home to guard the call and in which case 
open the door "uninvited" guests, who waited the whole Carpet. 
Tension grew in the atmosphere, but the call did not come, as 
there was no D-Man'a, sent the you know where. Time passed in 
painful suspense. But you, dear readers, know that after a few 
seconds of silence asunder beautiful and melodious ringing 
caused by pressing and briefly holding the digging doorbell one 
of the three unknown young men, for unknown reasons come

just that morning, and it was on the street Chernyshevskogo in 
Building 7, apartment 17. Who are they? After a few seconds 
you'll know about it with mnoy ...


   The bell rang. Getting up, I raced to the door with
speed of an African elephant, traveling to water or peanuts. 
Reinforced concrete floor flew at me from under the feet, but I 
still got to win the door in less than an hour. With one click I

unlocked the door lock and with a shudder of the heart opened 
the door. On me looked strange, but a painfully familiar people 
... Another moment I was in some forgotten, until, from which 
no penny to the light not there were happy faces and Sat'a 
Snake'a, we have become almost relatives. I knew I believed! 
And so it happened! MMA was in Kovrov, he was at our house! 

   A bit nervous, but at the same time I was overflowing with
joy, I invited everyone to enter. M.M.A, he was famous M.M.A
at home. How could I not enjoy it?? Yes way! And it is
so I was very glad to see Sat'a, Snake'a and MMA!

   Great and unforgettable Winnie the Pooh was right: the 
morning on the - then the morning for you to come visit. Only 
for this he should erect a monument. The city had not the 
Germans. The city had emissaries Vladimir and Samara Speccy 
scene. With a quiet life was finished!



                          Part II.

                  First time in first grade.


                                Uninvited guest is worse than 
MONGOL'a ... 


   The benefit of guests, they were called, but that's worse 
MONGOL'a really nobody there. 

   Sat and Snake were in Kovrov not the first time, but the MMA 
in this plan was the "first-graders, the pioneer, you might 
say. Here is the time to thank Sat'a and Snake'a for what they 
took to responsibility for delivery of such VIP's in the carpet.

But how Sat acted as Ivan Susanin, when he led
All of our headquarters, you'll learn later.

   The first time I had to entertain the guests alone, but soon
appeared D-Man, a then (I do not remember what, sequence):
SaiR00s, Crazy and Demiurge Ash. All the while held in 
communication and some conversations. It is a pity that now I 
can not remember what was discussed, but by the thought that we 
all know each other, including M.M.A, for many years - so we 
chatted freely. I remember the process some soft-swapping'a. I 
remember how Snake showed me his pictures, as I liked, and I 
rewrote them. Time passed, and soon the clock showed almost 
15:00. "Is not it time we eat? "This phrase was uttered in a 
slightly different MMA form, which however does not allow us to 
question the universality cartoon Winnie the Pooh. Cursing 
himself for the tenth time for what that he had not thought of 
it, I ran to the kitchen to learn if there is anything of 
substance suitable for internal use. Benefit is something there 
still was, and after a couple of tens of minutes, during which 
I tortured Sat'a, Snake'a and MMA questions about what they 
prefer out of his proposed range, all three were somewhat fed 
and watered. 


                 [To be continued ...]