FLOORS =========================== 1. If you like to ride, climb into the back. 2. Don’t spit in the well - you won’t catch it if it flies out. 3. The further into the forest, the worse the partisans become. 4. During the day with fire, in the evening we will heat it up. 5. To be without women and fish with cancer. 6. Faster, deeper, more tender. 7. Waving your finger won't ruin it. 8. Don’t look at a roast horse’s ass. 9. The less woman we are, the less we are more of her! 1Q. It's not worth a broken egg. 11. Even the beast runs for free. 12. The woman is with the cart, and the wolves are full! 13. Lie down, girl both big and small. 14. What 6 children did not amuse themselves, only 6 did not get pregnant 15. He came, he saw and he left... 16. If you love to ride, love and ride!17. The best cnoco6 to commit suicide is to put it in your hands. 18. Once you’ve done your job, wash your body. 19. Whoever is last enters. 2Q. I did the job - it’s easier for the mare. 21. Minced meat cannot be turned back and you can’t restore meat from cutlets... 22. Your Natasha is closer to the body. 23. The further into the forest, the closer I got out. 24. The egg doesn’t fall far from the hen. 25. Happy people don’t wear panties. 26. Don’t blame the mirror until you jump over. 27. It’s better to have a bird in your hands than a duck under the bed. 28. Pa6ota is not a dick - she stood and will stand. 29. The tongue will lead to a killer. 3Q. Seven will find one. 31. No matter how much you feed the wolf, he will still break his forehead! 32. It’s better to work in Honduras than to work in Honduras in Kolyma. 33. Whoever gets up first gets the slippers. 34. Prepare a sleigh in the summer, and honor from a young age. 35. Whoever you get along with, you'll get along with. 36. Birdlessand the nightingale's ass. 37. The word is not a sparrow, if you catch it, you will fly out. 38. A friend gets to know each other in a bidet. 39. A woman with a cart - an hour of fun. 4Q. For a large ship - a large torpedo. 41. My uncle robbed the most honest... 42. Not everything is sunshine that rises. 43. Tightly hold on to the driver, hold on 6apah! 44. Don't drink from the well - you'll need to spit. 45. And he didn’t blink an ear! 46. What did the child not amuse himself with, but not with his hands. 47. What you dare, you will reap. 48. Don’t say gop if your face is crooked. 49. All that lies ill is not gold. 5Q. A bald man on foot is not on horseback. 51. Did the job - the woman from the cart. 52. Don’t pull the rubber by the tail into a long yatsik. 53. Not worth a penny. 54. If you drive more quietly, your face will turn upside down. 55. Some are sick, and some can be punched in the ass. (original: someone is sick, but the ass is sick). 56. Men - get married,women, take heart. 57. Don’t blame the mirror if the eggs are in the way. 58. Alone in the field is worse than a Tatar. 59. The further you go into the forest, the more unnecessary you are. 6Q. There is gunpowder in the flasks and berries in the buttocks! (and moisture in the vagina). 61. A man is not drunk only with vodka! 62. No matter how much you feed the wolf, the elephant still has more! 63. Once you’ve done the job, get off your body. 64. In the dark, all cats turn gray. 65. Soldiers are counted in the fall. 66. There is no way there, no trial. 67. He who does not pa6otaet drinks! 68. I recognize my sweetheart by his tights... 69. If you drive more quietly, you’ll never get there! 7Q. Without a pond you can’t even get a fish out of it. 71. Each creature has a pair (so said a certain teacher during the exam). 72. The spool is small, and there’s nowhere to get it. 73. It’s better to sleep than to not eat! 74. Wash your hands instead of eating. 75. Your own straitjacketcloser to the body. 76. Dick is iron, while it's hot. 77. Hunger is not an aunt - you will love a goat. 78. Don’t spit in the well - you’ll end up there yourself. 79. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can drink today. 8Q. If a woman flies out of the cart, you won’t catch her. 81. Homes and walls won't help protect against a thief. 82. Guests are greeted by their clothes, and seen off by their face! 83. One head is good, but two boots are a match. 84. No matter how much you spit into the well, it still draws you into the forest. 85. Wherever you throw it, you will get there yourself. 86. Shiloh is not a sparrow; she will not run away into the forest. 87. If you chase two hares, you will get hit in the face by o6oux. 88. He who gets up early will die early. 89. Do not dig a hole for someone else, lest he use it as a trench. 9Q. Time for business, money for fun. 91. If you are quieter, you will go further. 92. Everything unnecessary is for children! 93. Don’t spit in the well - there’s no one there... 94. If you like to ride, go to hell. 95. Darkness is the key to health. 96. Not by whining, but by pooping!97. Every nation has a government that has it. 98. The end, the body's crown. 99. Finished by - walk safely. 1QQ. The woman with the cart is a mare in the know. 1Q1. They are afraid of teeth - don’t put it in your mouth! 1Q2. Don't open your mouth on someone else's bed! 1Q3. Without fish, you can make a molehill out of a molehill. 1Q4. It's good where we are! 1Q5. Whatever fell from the cart is out of sight. 1Q6. Further - more... faster, higher, stronger... 1Q7. Damn it, smoke it! 1Q8. Pa6ota is not a wolf, but a product of force and distance. 1Q9. They don’t go to someone else’s AOO with their own charter. 11Q. It flowed down my legs, but didn’t get into my mouth! 111. Shirtless, closer to the body. 112. Peace to your DOOM... 113. He laughs well who laughs like a horse. 114. The bad soldier is the one who doesn’t want to. 115. A century of contribution is not visible. 116. Debt interest is red. 117. There is no point in blaming the mirror - if you do!118. There is a “roof” - no need for intelligence. 119. You don’t go to someone else’s nunnery with your dick. 12Q. The bad soldier is the one who fell and did not do push-ups. 121. Cabbage soup and porridge - a sweet couple. 122. If you don’t give, be strong, and if you give, hold on. 123. Genitals of all countries unite! 124. The bad soldier is the one who doesn’t want to sleep with the general. 125. I want something, but I don’t know who... 126. He who shoots last laughs best. 127. De juro, de facto, de beat. 128. Not a fart, not a feather! 129. The stupid penguin po6ko hides, the cunning penguin brazenly takes it out. 13Q. The further into the forest, the more perverts there are. 131. There is no sadder story in the world, than a story about a jammed RESET... 132. Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today! 133. A well-fed drunk does not understand. 134. Don’t watch your tail, otherwise you won’t notice the horns... 135. What fits into your mouth is useful! 136. The old raven does not kakhet by. 137. The end justifies contraception.138. Leave your clothes, everyone who comes here! 139. Trouble haCLICM`al... (From Windows `95) 14Q. Love your motherland! 141. Better a terrible end than endless horror. 142. Women love the man in themselves, and men love themselves in the woman! 143. She is certainly not Venus, but there is something venereal in her... 144. Friendship is friendship, but where to put libido? 145. Learning is light, but not learning is a little light on pa6oty... 146. No matter how much you feed the wolf, he still eats! 147. Seven spans in the pubis... 148. If you want something big and clean, wash the elephant! 149. It’s good at home, but at home it’s better! 15Q. What they fertilized is what grew. 151. Whoever you mess with, that’s why you’ll get pregnant. 152. Finished boldly - walk by. 153. Without fish you will become a cancer yourself. 154. Called yourself an enema - get into your ass. 155. When leaving, extinguish everyone. 156. Whatever the child did not amuse himself with, he did not do anything of his own. 157. And happiness was so possible and so possible... and just like that... 158. Fight and search, find and hide!159. Do not remember the Lord... let's put it in! 16Q. Strike iron without leaving the cash register! 161. Don’t look into the barrel of a loaded tank. 162. Did a good deed and it will get you! 163. There is no sadder story in the world, than a story about a blow job in the toilet. 164. Fresh food, but hard to get gray! 165. What fell from the cart cannot be cut down with an axe. 166. Don’t spit in your galoshes - you’ll need to sit in them! 167. For free and `RAMA` - butter! 168. Oral sex with the ensuing consequences. 169. Life cannot be turned back, and why is it there? 17Q. From the ship to 6a6. 171. Born 6patb - cannot give. 172. They don’t look at the channel for a given provider. 173. How to send two bytes... 174. What in the mouth, what on the forehead! 175. If you drive more quietly, you will be further away (from the place where you are going). 176. Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any quantity! 177. And climb the Christmas tree without skinning your ass. 178. What you drink cannot be avoided. 179.Even the hat hurts the thief's eyes. 18Q. You can’t hide an awl in a bag - it will still float to the top! 181. You can’t take me with your bare feet!!! 182. I don’t sleep for days, and I don’t sleep with geese either.. 183. Where there is a dustpan, there is garbage. 184. Closer to the body! 185. One day a swan doggy style... 186. If you love to ride, you also love to carry females! 187. On a naked body - a healthy mind! 188. In the fire and the dick is the plumbing! 189. Go out into the city: see people, and show yours... 19Q. You, little one, are not a fool, and you are not a small fool. 191. Take care of your honor from a young age, if your face is crooked. 192. It’s good at a party, but bad at home! 193. Debt payment is terrible. 194. Do not covet your neighbor’s wife! 195. By the time you measure seven times, others will already cut! 196. Matches are not a hindrance for children. 197. Eh, all's well when it ends well! 198. To the very bones of the marrow... 199. Today I am not the same as yesterday (and yesterday I was nothing!) 2QQ. Not soThe devil is as scary as his little one! 2Q1. You can't spoil the first pancake with butter. 2Q2. No matter how much you feed the wolf, he still watches! 2Q3. Don't put your contribution into something other than your own business! 2Q4. Children are the flowers of life. Give women flowers! 2Q5. “Shouldn’t I go to pa6oty,” I thought. And he didn’t go. 2Q6. She spat at him with her hand. 2Q7. Seven of one kids. 2Q8. You won’t be able to fit it in there without difficulty. 2Q9. Bronetemkin `Ponosets`. 21Q. Civilian seryulnik. 211. If you love to ride, you also love to fuck with cahkamu. 212. The hedgehog is a proud bird. Until you kick it, it won’t fly! 213. It’s good to visit, but I’m not at home. 214. If you chase two hares, you won’t catch the third! 215. This is all sewn across the water with white pitchforks. 216. What is natural is not without orgasm. 217. Learning is light, but those who do not learn are darkness! 218. The Negro’s houses and walls are hated. 219. Ици негра ночью! 22Q. To each creature - a chara! 221. The gut is thin, andOur tanks are fast! 222. Learning is light, but you have to pay for light! 223. If you like to ride, have a hundred rubles. 224. Don’t have a hundred friends, but have an insolent face. 225. Impudence is the second happiness. 226. Control yourself if your legs won’t support you. 227. Give a soldier a point of support, and he... will fall asleep. 228. You may not shine with your mind, but you must shine with your boots! 229. Whoever is last is daddy! 23Q. Art tpe6yet victims, and every day there are more and more of them. 231. Don’t have a hundred rubles, but have a hundred 6akcob! 232. Time heals, but the doctor is faster. 233. You can’t ruin Masha with sex! 234. It’s better to have a tit when it’s in your hands! 235. It’s good when co6aka is a friend, but bad when a friend is co6aka. 236. What goes around is never found again! 237. Life is a harmful thing - people die from it. 238. If you can’t, but really want to, then you can; If you need it, but don’t want to, then it’s not necessary! 239. Take the horse by the horns! 24Q. Don't have a hundred friends, ahave all the enemies! 241. If you want to sing, drink! 242. If you’re not sure, don’t slow down! 243. The people have gathered - there’s nowhere to spit an apple! 244. Soviet microcircuits are the largest microcircuits in the world! 245. For one 6utoro they give 15 days. 246. Eggs in their jackets, soft-boiled potatoes. 247. As is the table, so is the chair. 248. Exactly at midnight, when the Kremlin cadets begin to beat. 249. Whose 6s, the cow mooed, and yours 6s I stuck my finger in my ass and didn’t fuck! 25Q. A plan without intent is called fiction. 251. If you want nopa6otatb - lie down, sleep and everything will pass! 252. I fucked up the dry law, fucked and fucked I will! 253. Take care of honor from a young age - you will love a goat too! 254. I leaned over to see if she had leaned over, to see if I was leaning over... 255. The boy came into a tampon. 256. To be afraid of wolves, don’t fuck in the forest! 257. Hunger is not an aunt - it will not run away into the forest. 258. The further into the forest, the better, fuck him! 259. Rop6atoro's grave is on the right.26Q. It's not the eggs that make the man, but the man's eggs! 261. This is the writing on the water. 262. The sun rose above the spruce - it’s time to shit and we didn’t eat. 263. Don’t gape at someone else’s pubis! 264. Living life is not two fingers o6occatb! 265. And the wolves are safe, and the sheep are whole. 266. Don’t rush, otherwise you’ll make it in time! 267. Called himself a milk mushroom, shit himself and stop. 268. The word is not a sparrow, it won’t shit on your head! 269. Give a fool a glass dick, he’ll break his dick and cut his hands. 27Q. In the end, in the end, you will find the end at the end! 271. A man is such a creature, worse which can only be a woman. 272. Better late than none (the old maid's motto). 273. Don’t knock out a gift horse’s teeth. 274. The hut is red with pies, and the maiden with breasts (and the well done - with mud) 275. Let's have some fun with our hands between the first and second! 276. Pa6otatb down into his sleeves. 277. Waiting for the roast rooster on the mountain cross himself three times with cancer? 278. Don’t dig a hole for someone else yourself.279. For free and beer - vodka. 28Q. In every newspaper joke, there is some duck. 281. Soviet trains are the busiest in the world! 282. For free, vinegar is also sweet. 283. As soon as I put on a sword belt, I become dumber and dumber... 284. The party was, is and will be! 285. There is no truth in the legs - it is a little higher. 286. Whoever gets up early, God gives to him. 287. Sad, it's time! 288. It is better to have a daughter who is a prostitute than a son who is a corporal. 289. Don’t have a hundred friends, but HAVE a hundred girlfriends! 29Q. I picked up the tug, don’t say I’m Ingush. 291. Take your dick, don’t say you’re Chechen. 292. Hold your chest, say something. 293. One head is good, but without it it’s much funnier! 294. One hundred grams - don’t stop the tap - if you pull it, you won’t stop! 295. Whatever fell from the cart, keep your pocket wider. 296. Love has passed - the tomatoes have wilted... 297. Love is evil, but not as the end hopes. 298. Don’t take it into your head - put it in your mouth! 299. Love is evil, even a goat will love.ZQQ. Трудно найти черного негра в темной комнате, oco6ehho если y него выколоты глаза и выбиты зубы... 3Q1. Keep your money in 6akcax savings! 3Q2. What fell with age was lost. 3Q3. If two roll, then the third is the hypotenuse. 3Q4. What a sober person has in mind, a drunk person has already done! 3Q5. There is enough prostatitis for every wise man. 3Q6. Love was invented by the communists so as not to pay money. 3Q7. And eat the fish, and sit down! 3Q8. Dick pobecthuka doesn't matter! 3Q9. For free and `ORBIT` with sugar.
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