Vampires - Skillfully camouflaged, they live among us.

AY-Track:  Hi,man,who rules the world!                      
By: Macros                     
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 Cleverly camouflaged, they live
among us: frivolous creatures, defiant
chilling forces. Why after meeting with non-
which people we feel like we are
empty, lethargic, irritated, in
sad mood or even depression?
Well, of course, this is the work of a vampire who...
ryi quietly sucked the life out of us
energy.  It doesn't matter whether among friends or at
service, he commits outrages much more often than
you think. And not everyone is a “bloodsucker”
will be able to leave. Here is a short description of the most
less known specimens and protozoa
antidotes to them.                       
                                                              
VAMPIRE "YES, BUT..." is absolutely helpless.
He expects others to solve his problems
people, fools them with his nonsense
in parts.  Eternal lament: "If only I
I just knew what to do..." - and here
same persistent: “What would you do on my
place?" And you are already hooked, looking for a way out
from his position, but to all your advice
he nags: “Yes, but... I tried it myself
to do it, but it was not possible."                 
 He eagerly brings his head closer to you and waits.
further psycho-feeding.  But no matter what
They offered - everything doesn’t suit him. And you don't
you can get rid of the feeling of idiocy
situations.                                
                                                              
 What to do?                            
 Try replacing in his phrase “Yes, but...”
thread "but" to "and". For example: “I would be pleased
continued his studies at will, and at the same time
It’s kind of awkward to leave my family.”
will become more obvious to you
vampire's conflicting interests
"Yes, but..." This way you will push him
to solve the problem. You ask him what
Which part of the statement is more important for him and
what part could be changed. Nap-
example: “What is more important to you: profession
or family?" In this way you elegantly
football search for a way out of a difficult life
the thai collision back to the vampire and not
find yourself again in the dead end “Yes, but...” How
know, maybe you can help the vampire in the hopeless
reliable case.VAMPIRE SOS will not give you a minute to re-
thinking, but will immediately force you to provide
ambulance. He breaks into the house, constantly
obviously being in a deadly situation,
tions.  His love left him (on the third
or the fourth time), and only a conversation with you
we can save him from suicide.     
 Or: in some tavern they took him away
money, keys and documents, and he just doesn't
knows where to spend the night.                 
 And you must abandon everything and everyone and
get caught up in its catastrophes, forgetting about
own interests.                   
                                                              
 What to do?                            
 Vampire SOS shirks responsibility
for your own life. All the difficulties he
puts it on someone else's shoulders. It will help here
just a suggestion.  Make it clear to him that
You are not a mother or an ambulance.
Be consistent and remind him
the existence of a mechanic and a psychotherapist,
which will solve his problems much more quickly
more professional.                           
                                                              
QUIET VAMPIRE prefers to enjoy
give in to the eloquence of others. Conversations with
himtedious and one-sided. He is pre-
makes it possible for others to find interesting topics
we can't help but have a conversation
more lively.  Even when meeting
conversations with him proceed according to the scheme: “Comfort-
new place, isn't it?"  Vampire:
"Yes."  "Do you come here often?" Vampire:
"No."  "I think it's beautiful here
music, do you like it? Vampire: "I
I don’t understand this." End. But really
constant torment - telephone conversations with quiet
no one  He loves to cut into the most un-
appropriate time and after the first
important words will remain silent for a long time. So
so it forces you to fill in the wrong
pleasant pauses.  You start to feel
that he is pumping information out of you, no
without offering anything in return.                
                                                              
 What to do?                            
 Let the quiet guy know what he’s talking about too
responsibility for the success of the dialogue. It's like
playing ping pong when pari-
strike every blow. If your partner doesn't agree with you,
answers - these are his problems. Iron
pause. This way you will be able to sort out
remove the mask from the incorrigible grouch.       
                                                              
VAMPIRE-LOVER OF BLACK sees in
everyone is negative.Not because he is a pessimist,
he just “looks at things realistically.” He
is not afraid to face the truth and every
It puts you in a bad mood every time.
Takes away the desire to live with your messages about
how many people die every year in
mountains (if you are going on a mountain trek
procession).  Or: “What, your child is radiating
Latin?  But everyone knows that
swearing with a “dead tongue” is a waste
time!"  Communicating with this vampire, you
feel the life draining out of you
sadness and hope.                 
                                                              
 What to do?                            
 Helps against this type of black magic
magic spell. Stock up on statements
nyami like: “I don’t believe this”, “This is not
for me," "It hasn't been proven yet." Give
him to understand that this is his personal opinion.
His black forecasts and assessment of situations for you
don’t fit because you have a different set of rules
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VAMPIRE-YULA rotates around its own
person as around an axis. Center of gravity
any date with him is his success,
his plans, his encyclopedic knowledge.
In the blink of an eye he turns his fellow
speaker in the audiencefrom my own translation
sleepy Finally, when he realizes that
I have to give you my word too, the scheme works
ma: “Oh, why am I all about myself and about myself...
Let's talk about you, what YOU think of ME
?"                                       
 After such a performance you feel
yourself like a squeezed lemon. How worthless you are
stupid and ugly compared to him!   
                                                              
 What to do?                            
 Avoid everything that strengthens his nar-
cissism. Assents, remarks: “I can’t-
maybe!”, “What are you saying” - la-
a treat for a vampire spinning top. Arm yourself with tongues-
body com: look around, pe-
fumble - it irritates him. If
this doesn't help, decide to be rude,
even if you don’t like it: “I, to
Unfortunately, there is no time!" or "Let me
tell me!”, “I’m not interested in this topic-
vanities."  Maybe he will be offended by you. Well
well, you'll never be-
watch this show for one actor
sy).