AY-Track: Zemfira rulez forever!!!
By: Macros,december2000,Kotlas.
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...A long time ago, I don’t remember in which
issue of MSF there was such a text “Chernoknizh-
nickname", at the end of which there was an intricate
inscription: 2 b continued. Well, here we are -
the time has come to finish what we started, because for this
time a lot of things happened...
Brief summary of the previous series: Ca-
damage sleeps and dreams about how he is ho-
they want to marry either Ksyukha Zelyonaya or
on Moroz. He wakes up and finds
Frost, curled up on the floor.
Frost tells him that he came with Moishe,
which he just dug up and offers
try on new shitshoes. Then to Sauro-
Well, the rest of his comrades come and
sing songs... Warlock.
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Part II: The battle continues...
-Well, why do you say, Frost,
have you come? - with some pressure asked
the strength of Sauron.
-Well, of course! We need to go see Batman
while Joker is away.
-What is he supposed to do there?
-Like what?! Get a book from a spell -
mi. Today Shao-lin came and said,
what if we haven’t raised the garden bed for him by January?
we share - he’s more like the old receivers for us -
there will be no fuss!
Sauron thought. He understood that without
They can't have receivers. It happened
they wake up in the morning, we should accept,
ah...
-Well, if you have to, then let's go! - answered Sa-
damage, friends got dressed, kicked their skis,
those in the corner broke down the door and went into
side of the stables.
“Do you know what,” asked Baken, “just
along the way you can go to our favorite
yellow stall and buy a jug.
-Two jugs! - Moroz supported.
-No. - without any doubt, answered Sa-
damage - First we will go to BG, then to
Kape, then to Ksyukha, and only then to
Maschke.
-Who else Masha?! Which Cape? -
Buken went wild. - I'm with you only because
and went, that along the way he would meet a stall. A
you go to Kapa yourself if you need to
but...
He kicked Sauron several times and swore
and walked through the cemetery in the other direction.
The friends sat down on the side of the road and thought.
“Yes,” said Frost, “without the Kettle in
there is no need to go to Joker's side.
-Right!- some mustachioed punk supported.
- Besides, neither EG, nor Kapu, nor Ksyukha, nor,
Moreover, I don’t know Masha, and
but I want to know!
-Who else are you? - Sauron was surprised.
- Of course! I'm your new sidekick. I'm at today
spent the night behind the sofa.
-How?.. Behind which sofa? Where to spend the night
shaft?!
-And not only spent the night, but also had sex-
shaft, had sex with a girl, played cards with
Played with frost...
-Frost! - Sauron asked angrily. - This is true ? You knew about it and didn't tell me anything...
hall?
-No no! - Frost answered, nodding. - Go-
nit he. I slept behind your bed, and behind
I was not a sofa.
Sauron thought. In his magical forest
where sparks were jumping, and in the sky over the Sea
The northern lights sparkled in the distance. But
suddenly Baken’s cry was heard from the cemetery:- Fuck you!
And with a fading echo came:
What is this for a reason?
Because of the low bush...
Here you go! Give it here!
The doctor cures children!
Goosebumps ran down the friends' backs.
They screamed, stood up and jumped, realizing
that they were sitting on an anthill. Shaking myself off and
having eaten every last ant, they
rushed to the cemetery.
-Oh, look, look! - Mo shouted
roses - Bucken is urinating.
-And it seems to me that he is the one who wets someone.
- Sauron calmly answered, scooped out of the car-
mana a couple of sandwiches stuck together, sat down on
the nearest anthill and shouting “Baken
champion" and "Give me sausage for lunch"
I wanted to eat.
By evening, my friends were pretty tired of watching
on two dudes grappling, and with
it was unclear who was who and
the presence of Buken theydetermined only
by voice. They decided to uncouple them. Sau-
Ron stood up, finished the last ant and closed
for some reason he shouted directly into Moroz’s ear:
-And you went to...
Frost was surprised, but looked at Sauron with
understanding.
-Who will drink? - coming to his senses, screaming -
Sauron destroyed all of Mordor. Next time
for an instant the earth shook with joyful
screams of local residents. Buccaneer with a stranger
they also uncoupled and handed it to Sauron
glasses.
-Who are you? - Sauron asked a question unknown -
a guy clutching someone to his chest
subject.
-I am Batman, necromancer. I was walking, I understand-
those?.. I didn’t know that you don’t have everything here
you can walk... Here you can go everywhere.
-What’s in your hands? - Baken asked angrily?
-Dan brought it. - Batman answered and extended
Sauron's book.
-So... - looking at the book,reasoned
Sauron, how many pages are there? 600. Well,
Enough for a month if I do 20 a day
Once in a while I’ll go for a walk. But this
only for a month! Next time
Bring me some magazine. There are sheets of
larger and softer paper. And now st-
share... And tell your people there that two lu-
They brought cows, there is nothing to feed Frost.
The friends went their separate ways, and Mordor blushed
green sunset.
-Tomorrow it will rain frogs. - Sauron
drew the curtains on the window, put out the candle
and went to bed.
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