Humor - Cousin.

MSF #20
AY-Track:  Retiafnag                                          
By: MS                                                        
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На складе АО Котласторга, Продав проржавевшийbracket, Friends sat and drank Vodyaru, cognac and port. There was a certain Vano the ringleader, He always poured drinks for his friends,
And those from a hangover came - He gave them a hangover. And so they sat together, There were three of them, They looked at the wall anxiously And they warmed the bubbles in their hands. It's bitterly cold outside I stopped them from going out to buy alcohol. They decided to cast lots And it will be easier to decide there. The guys got three matches, They forgot to break one. The effect did not inspire optimism - In general, they continued to drink. Vodjara is already running out, And there’s no snack at all. The fire is burning down in the warehouse Latest chipset. They even burned a pack of diapers And an old shabby table. When it all burned down - Vano simply stood up and left. Friends, waiting for dawn, We decided to finish our drink. It’s cold, I can’t drink vodka, Besides, there’s nothing to eat. Vano meanwhile made his way Through branches and snow. But suddenly someone snuck up on him, And it hurt on the dome. Vano woke up after He looked unsuccessfully into the darkness. And only two eyes are far away They gave him hope. He realized that it was a killer That this is a terrible maniac. But he did not dare to enter into battle, After all, it was not bad anyway. And two close friends In the warehouse, sensing atas, We decided to hide from the bullets, Putting on a metal basin. Satthey take a very long time Vano still doesn’t come. Then *Dima* went on reconnaissance, Maybe he'll get lucky. He just left the warehouse, How a shadow flashed in the bushes. Hit him with a board And the plan was a complete failure. He later woke up in the dark, Even though it was very dark there, Strong smell of alcohol He realized that Vano was nearby. And these eyes are not far away Everyone looked at them the same way Killer! - realized immediately *Dima* And what should he do? He became quiet. There's only one comrade left In the warehouse, cook for yourself. So that you don’t freeze there until the morning, He burned both the mattress and the bed. But time was already running out, It's time for him to have a hangover. He stuck his head out the door, Trying to peer into the darkness.Suddenly someone accidentally moved A piece of iron pipe. A comrade here threw his horses, Having uttered an indistinct “ry-y...” He also woke up in the dark, I sensed that my own people were nearby. But the switch flipped in the corner And then they looked around. We didn’t recognize each other right away But this is common for them. There was a stranger sitting in the corner And he chomped on tops and reeds. There was a lot of knocking on the door, A jackhammer, I suppose. Someone in a sweatshirt came in And he shook his fist at everyone. He said to the one sitting on the left, Who warmed himself in the corner, So that he is in a criminal frenzy Nechai is not hooked on the needle. He added: “That’s it, Batman, I am very pleased and happy. We cleared the warehouse of... these. So cool, isn't it, brother?And the guy from the corner answers, Moving his whiskers like a cat: “What are you, Sauron, driving me here? I'm a brother, but a cousin. Here."

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