Songs/dances - Ditties.

MSF #20
AY-Track:  Chastushki!                                        
By: Macros                     
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 Ditties!                  
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 Sauron in his "Record"                
 The power supply was disassembled                   
 And now he's proud of it                  
 The whole family and the whole block!               
                                                              
                                                              
 Batman planted a Christmas tree in a pot,           
 But something didn’t work out, oh, what a shame.      
 He fertilized, watered and loosened...         
 Joker with the saw smiled sarcastically.Alex has a letter from Xor from a hangover            
 Posted by D-man, someone Vel, MMA:         
 "...henceforth making such a decision       
 Ask permission to reprint!"      
                                                              
                                                              
 Unbel!ver with a yellow ball                
 He buried dead punks.                  
 And on the last journey for nothing              
 BorndDead gave it to them.                   
                                                              
                                                              
 The stage dances and sings,                    
 Celebrates the New Year.                     
 Their work is eternal, but for now                   
 Three whales hold the stage.                  
                                                              
                                                              
 Alex Xor created an alliance:                 
 Tinker, Xor and someone Dance.               
 The software market will be launched again              
 And the pisishniks will be let go.                   
                                                              
                                                              
 Joker rolled down the hill                
 Batman clung to the back.                
 Well, the issue was resolved head on:                 
 They jumped into a snowdrift at once. Song.                  
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 I'm making a snowy woman                     
 In the courtyard of the house                         
 I'll stick her arms and legs                    
 From scrap metal.                         
 I'll go through in the morning -                  
 I will admire it.                        
 Let the children be small                       
 They will play with her.                   
 And then spring will come                    
 And melts into a jar                       
 Cybersleep fantasy                  
 From the actions of cyberpunks.                
                                                              
                                                              
 Another song.              
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 Unbel!ver bought the ball                     
 And filled it with sawdust.                        
 A couple of punkssoaked                     
 He is in ardent ecstasy.                    
 MMA is not far behind -                       
 At night on a fume                        
 Destroyed before morning                       
 All guests of Samara.                     
 Wait, what kind of nonsense is this?                
 Everything was shrouded in fog...                     
 I'm the editor of BornDead                     
 Confused with someone.                     
 Who is always drunk in life                 
 When creating software?                    
 Who converts gfx                       
 With Microsoft's program?                  
 Who is the background in the magazine              
 Puts a can of beer?                     
 What, buddy, didn’t you recognize?               
 These are cyberpunks!                       
 Who stole the print procedure                
 Straight from is-dos?                     
 Who wrote the article "Ottyag"                
 And swallowed the wheels?                       
 Who gave you advice                    
 Vulgar in the "outrage"?                     
 Who put it in your magazine              
 Small bugs?                        
 ...Someone loves their magazine,              
 Some people won't accept it.                     
 Meanwhile, censorship                     
 Dozing, dozing, dozing... Third song.               
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 Disc with Enlight the very first          
 I'll put it in the drive.                  
 And peons near the Christmas tree                      
 Suddenly they start a round dance.                  
 And when to look at them                 
 You'll get completely bored -                   
 You will understand that in Black Raven           
 The tracer is buggy...                  

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