Computer jargon is science.

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 Computer jargon.                                    .SCIENCE 
                                                                
CRAZY ALEX 02/20/97                                            
                                                                
 I present to your consideration another of my scientific works - a computer
jargon.  I will try to include in it everyone I know from
hacker party expressions.  It must be said that with the advent
I will add new expressions to the jargon. By the way, they can come here
include expressions that have nothing to do with
programming.                                                   
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ASIC (first proposed by NICKom) - any assembler editor,   
     example - TASM, ALASM, MASM, XAS...                         
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Berdanka - heavy weapons of the PDRM troops, and possibly weapons 
warrior from the game EX0L0N                                            
berdan - hard drive                                           
butylo (boutique,butishche, boot) - a program on disk with the name BOOT  
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hanger - a computer that refuses to work like a human being
and hangs in the air for an indefinite time                    
hangman - inexperienced coder                                     
vintyara (screw) - hard drive                                   
vraytik - WRITE program for SR/M                              
vordilo (word) - ZX WORD                                     
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geymulka (game) - game program                            
glitch - program failure                                           
glyukalo - a deliberately faulty (buggy) program                  
  example of use: when will this buggy glitch stop 
                        glitch?!                               
muck - a very faulty program that pollutes disks            
gamover (from GAME OVER) - end of the game, example of use:      
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demo (demukha, demulka) - musical demonstration             
board - disk operating system                           
  example of use: the board hit my berdan                
diskozhuy (diskoplyuy, pancake eater, diskoblyuy) - floppy disk drive      
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whack - hit, hit, screw up                           
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zip (zip) - archive ZX ZIPom                       
Zalipon - shorting tracks on the board                            
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Andim-two - enable interrupts of the second type; try to do right away
two things                                                        
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comp (comper) - electronic computer (computer).   
coder - a person who writes programs in codes                    
keel - destroy                                             
  example of use: yesterday I deleted all the files on the disk      
rat - Corvette mouse                                       
cal - subroutine call; waste from human production     
body; bad programs                                     
clave (kebeda) - keyboard                                     
Quaker - nasty beeper, example of use: croaking clocker 
                  -timer on PROFI 2+, 3+                       
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lamer - see the article "Encyclopedia of Computer Creatures"          
left (left) -failed creation                            
crap - undefined expression, example of use:          
               crap-crazy-porcupine...                           
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meter - megabyte of memory                                          
  example of use: yesterday I saw a two-meter wheelbarrow        
mother - motherboard                                       
mother - one half of the connector                                    
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dad - other halfconnector plugged into "mother"               
pisyuk - IBM PC                                                  
print - basic operator PRINT, printing device          
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snot - stuck on the board                                        
software (S0FTWARE) - software                       
CD - CD R0M                                                  
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T                                                               
                                                                
car - look at "comp"...                                        
turbo - accelerated work of brain tissue, example of use:
                ALEX, work in turbo...                        
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Uiron - mouse from ES computer                                           
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fak (futsk) - a terrible insult                               
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hacker - literal translation - lumberjack (?!); person capable   
remove protection from someone else's (or your) program                   
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tseshka - multimeter, dohrenometer (?!)                            
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Cheburator - shooting game character                                  
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Shch                                                               
                                                                
schazz is the standard response of any computer geek to a request to give in
management                                                      
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user - user, example of use: GOOD USER - DEAD USER
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user - user, example of use: GOOD USER - DEAD USER
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