LEAGUE ANTHEM "TEM0E WHEEL". (7 verses).HUM0R
DIZZY LIVED, DIZZY IS ALIVE, DIZZY WILL LIVE...
"KILL DIZZY"
AK-47.1997
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│ Here are the texts of seven of the 155 verses of this wonderful │
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│ exactly 0.0451b12 - part of the entire anthem! ): │
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│ - 1 - │
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│ Adventures call us to the stars. │
│ Our navigator is fate and the zigzag is our route. │
│ Sledgehammer is our eternal companion... │
│ Forward! The drinking parties call us! │
│Let's fix your computer with a sledgehammer, │
│ Let's sing Artanga with targon, │
│ Let's capture the "dealer" with alcohol, │
│ And then we’ll sell it... │
│ And the money, when we get it, │
│ Let's drink, as our code dictates! │
│ And if there is not enough alcohol... │
│ That brotherhood will take revenge for us!!! │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ After all, in this stupid universe │
│ We can drink so much... │
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│ - 2 - │
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│ We are rushing at the speed of light, │
│ We fearlessly fight the enemy, │
│ And if we are sober... │
│ Then Targon will take over the EARTH!.. │
│ Hold on, computer is evil- │
│ Sledgehammerdoes not sleep in your hand, │
│ And if you rock the boat │
│ You'll have a hard time... │
│ If we suffer an accident, │
│ We do not sell debris. │
│ Of these, the moonshine still │
│ For business, we create for ourselves!.. │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ After all, in this stupid universe │
│ There is still something left to drink... │
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│ - 3 - │
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│ "Why open dimensions?" │
│ -Military C0BET scolds: │
│ "Is it really possible that even without opening them │
│ There aren’t enough planets in the galaxy?!” │
│ Anyone from the league will answer you, │
│ The child will give the answer: │
│ After all,measurement too │
│ There will be alcohol for us! │
│ Known to any pilot, │
│ A league member will always tell you: │
│ That there is too much alcohol │
│ It will never be for us!.. │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ In that universe, too, stupid │
│ We can drink so much... │
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│ - 4 - │
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│ Overcoming adversity, │
│ We will become famous for centuries │
│ Legends about our drinking bouts │
│ The chronicler's hand will be beaten. │
│ And DIZZY is our great idol │
│ Let him be proud of us in heaven. │
│ We remember his legacy, │
│ Here's a glass for DIZZYI'm drinking this one!.. │
│ And after, when it’s carried away │
│ The universe is in tar-tar-ry, │
│ In another dimension there is │
│ A member of the league like you... │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ In that universe, too, stupid │
│ There is still something left to drink... │
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│ - 5 - │
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│ When will you follow DISON │
│ You will leave this mortal world, │
│ Hope that God will give you vodka │
│ Instead of togas, halos and lyres... │
│ And if 0n blurs the vodka, │
│ That's a lot in the Garden of Eden │
│ Various fruit trees, │
│ There is wine at every turn... │
│ And if you are in hellwake up, │
│ I will be only happy for you- │
│ There next to the big boilers │
│ Beer kiosks are standing! │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ In the next world, too, stupid │
│ We can drink so much... │
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│ - b - │
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│ Let the evil artrangs rage, │
│ Heroes don’t care about them! │
│ Let the stupid Targons be angry, │
│ We'll beat anyone when they're drunk!.. │
│ And the image of the great DIZZY │
│ Always lights our way, │
│ And drink, swear and fight │
│ We never stop!.. │
│ We will find the forgotten RAXLA, │
│ Let's get drunk there toolet's find │
│ And after we get drunk, │
│ We'll drink the hell out of RAKSLU... │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ On RAKSLA - the stupid planet │
│ We can drink so much... │
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│ - 7 - │
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│ But if the reactor stalls, │
│ The ship will get stuck on the way - │
│ Take the fuel line in your teeth │
│ And turn on the pedal drive. │
│ And if the computer is stupid │
│ Suddenly an evil demon takes up residence, │
│ Breathe into the system and demon block │
│ He will rush home with a hangover... │
│ And if after a sledgehammer │
│ "ERROR" - the scoundrel says, │
│ Take a blowtorch│
│ And solder in the new processor! │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ The computer is a stupid superintelligence │
│ We haven’t had time to drink it yet... │
│ "ERROR" - the scoundrel says, │
│ Take a blowtorch │
│ And solder in the new processor! │
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│ Forward our star brotherhood! │
│ Immortal wealth awaits us! │
│ The computer is a stupid superintelligence │
│ We haven’t had time to drink it yet... │
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│ Author: AK-47. │
│ N. Tagil 1997 │
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│ By order of the league "TEMH0E WHEEL" 2531 │
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0t ch. editor: what do you think someone would say about this?
Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin?!
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