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 The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.                                  .GAMES 
                                                                
(C) G00D B0Y                                                    
                        THE ADVENTURES OF WINNIE THE POOH                  
                        S0FTLAND S0FTWARE 199b                  
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Part one.                                                   
                                                                
   Winnie the Pooh went to visit Christopher Robin, eating along the way
raspberries from the bushes and humming their puffs and sniffles. I'm in a mood
it was great because he was expected to drink together
alcoholic drinks. But, suddenly, some impudent woodpecker
chatter interrupted his thoughts about which vodka is better.     
                                                                
   Vinnie was so daydreamed that only the words “A little patch is missing!”
forced him to pay attention to Woodpecker, who all this time
flew around him and drove some kind of blizzard.                        
                                                                
   “There would be something to worry about,” said Vinny, and thought to himself:
small: "Piglet always disappears when he gets drunk, and then
appears." A well-thrown pine cone drove the woodpecker away, and Vin-
didn't gofurther.                                                
                                                                
   Knocking on the door of the house where Christopher Robin lived for the third time,
Vinnie was surprised by the strange silence around and outside the door. "Probably without
I’m drunk and asleep,” he decided, looking out of all the windows, but
the inside of the house was empty. “Where have they all gone?” he thought.
diligently plowing through the forest with his nose. Suddenly the first clever idea dawned on him
thought all this time: “Well, of course, they probably got into
hollows or sitting in nests." To his disappointment, he did not find
lived in the trees, but found a coin and an old rusty brick
ku. The pickaxe made him think of an old abandoned mine, about
who were told scary tales before going to bed.                
                                                                
   Having taken a sip of courage from his reserves, Vinnie began to clear
old, abandoned hole in the mine, and soon with surprise they saw
a shaft of neatly cut adits, the ceiling of which was lost
somewhere far above. His heart started beating loudly and loudly
it knocked when he, constantly getting stuck with his backside, crawled forward.  Vsko-
To his surprise, the passage widened and light appeared ahead.
                                                                
   Vinnie got out into a spacious dry corridor and came across
ancient caretaker,who immediately blocked his way with the words -
mi: “The mine is in disrepair, so the passage further is closed.”
Vinny already had extensive experience in conversations with officials and,
thinking, he began to offer him the contents of his pockets as a gift.
new Having meticulously examined the pile of things dumped in front of him, the manager
The owner selected several mushrooms and headed to his office.     
                                                                
   Having walked further, Vinny found another coin and soon came to
the bank of a small underground river, on the waves of which the
a raft with a motor. All attempts to get him started were unsuccessful and
Vinnie went to explore the mine further, breaking down all suspicions.
body walls along the way.                                          
                                                                
   Soon he found another coin and a hammer, with which he
he managed to repair the raft's motor. Counting the coins, Vinny
went to the donkey Eeyore for smart advice. 0slick advised him
go to visit the Rabbit, and when he saw the coins he began to cry that
he doesn't have enough money to buy a computer.                     
                                                                
   Vinny, already quite smeared with snot and tears (of course
not his own), decided to take pity on the stupid donkey and gave him the money.
Having received a shovel in return, heI thought for a long time about what to do with it,
until I reached Christopher Robin's house.  Remembering the stories about
that there was a box of vodka buried in his garden, Vinnie began to
work. With difficulty getting out of the huge pit, Vinnie
realized that the Rabbit who gave him such an idea was simply joking
til over him.                                                    
                                                                
   Taking with you the longest carrot from the garden to dry
Throwing it at the Rabbit, Winnie ran to his house. 0however, Rabbit, for-
spotting an angry Vinny on the horizon, he quickly closed all the
neither on the windows or door. Soon I will fly into the bear knocking on the door -
a can of condensed milk and all sorts of heavy objects.                    
                                                                
   Somehow covering his head with his hands, Vinnie crawled away from the battlefield,
taking condensed milk with me. He was afraid to eat it and therefore gave it away
her Kenge. The fish oil received in exchange turned out to be so disgusting that
that the poor bear almost turned inside out from just one
smell. The tiger I met in the forest turned out to be less picky. 
Having taken the jar from Vinnie, he immediately ate all its contents and,
burping goodbye, he ran away, leaving him dumbfounded by his nakedness.
Winnie's presence in the clearing. Soon he returned and put a bear on his nose
glasses.Completely upset, Vinnie went to have tea with Owl.  And
only when boiling water from a kettle fell on one place, until he
th it dawned on me that the Owl is completely blind and does not see where it is pouring. 0tdav
glasses for her, Vinny made fun of her appearance, but before leaving
forgot to steal an old and very beautiful amulet, which
he secretly hoped. Having put it on, Vinnie immediately felt like
more confidently and soon the small raft carried the brave bear to 
unknown.                                                  
                                                                
Part two.                                                   
                                                                
   A small raft with a bear shitting itself from fear quickly floated along
underground river, Vinnie already imagined how his adventure would end
adventure: a huge cliff, a waterfall and a bear carcass on sharp
stones...                                                       
                                                                
   He woke up when the raft, slowly rocking on the waves,
walked to the shore, somehow, on shaking legs, Vinnie climbed out and dried off.
Nouveau went to explore the huge tunnel ahead."Where did I end up? Are all the stories about this cave really
not fairy tales,” he thought, stumbling upon a fire-breathing dragon.  A
when in another cave he came across an evilly giggling jumping
a shell, his despair knew no bounds. "What the hell
Piglet! I wish I could get out of here alive,” thinking like this
Thus he met a gangster.  Without even thinking like that one
found himself here, Vinny rushed to him shouting: “Help!
sit!" Frantically removing the amulet from his neck, he handed it to the gangster
- “This is all I have, take it for yourself, and in return take me out-
Nya from here." The gangster examined the amulet and, putting it in his pocket,
man said: “Yes, I myself got lost here, but no matter what you
hold my gun so scared. And, by the way, in one of the pe-
there is a covered exit..."                                   
                                                                
   Visibly emboldened, Vinnie walked further, waving his Colt.  0s-
having examined the suspicious floor in the cave, he decided to arrange a small
explosion. Having rolled a barrel of oil here, he hid behind a stone and
shot. When the dust settled, Vinnie climbed into the resulting hole.
                                                                
   The empty barrel helped him cross the stream, and when he filled it
found a canister of gasoline from his raft, heran by another
raft and floated across the river to the miner, who was visible on the other
shore. “It’s not for nothing that I collected coins,” he thought, exchanging them for
lantern “Now I’m definitely not afraid of anything” - soon aptly
a thrown stone crushed a jumping turtle.                 
                                                                
 With the help of a rope, Vinnie climbed over the abyss and stumbled
at some frostbitten gopher who, having lost his way, thundered
Ko cried in the cave. Having given him the lantern, Vinnie received in return
extinguished candle. "I wonder where he put it and why it's so-
Which one is sticky?" - Thinking in this way, he lit it from the flame
dragon, and soon, with her help, he drove away the ghost in one of the
caves                                                          
                                                                
   He gave the dollar he found to the gangster, and the money he received in return
Using a non-metallic sweeper, he quickly melted a block of ice and found him frozen in it.
knife                                                          
                                                                
   Having placed dynamite in the wall that was in his way, he blew it up, and
a sorcerer in one of the caves turned a knife into a treasure-sword for a coin
notC. After a fierce battle with the dragon, Vinny got his hands on a beautiful
a crystal that was given to a mad scientist for experiments.From to
with the help of a screwdriver found in the laboratory, he dug out the
a clear unit gear, so necessary for a miner, and a poor electric
freed Trik in one of the caves, diverting thunder discharges from him
tap.                                                        
                                                                
   With a jackhammer received from a miner, he cleared the road
to the elevator, and the found wire cutters were replaced by an electrician on the safety
tel, inserting it into the elevator control panel.                   
                                                                
   Having climbed up the stairs into the elevator, Vinnie for a long time could not understand why
mu it doesn't work. A sorcerer helped him solve this riddle,
Roy exchanged the starting lever for the head of a slain dragon.      
                                                                
   Rising to the surface, Vinny was delighted by the shining sun.
little girl, but a new thought pleasantly frightened him - “I found myself in the world of love-
come on!!"                                                          
                                                                
Part three.                                                   
                                                                
   Having climbed out of the mine, Vinny looked around in disappointment.
us: and this is called “The World of People?”The dense forest rustled all around and only the distant
the gas station was a reminder of the presence of people in this forest.        
                                                                
   0putting aside the starting lever that the sorcerer gave him
from the mine, Vinnie decided to climb a tall oak tree and inspect the surrounding
tnosti, and maybe enjoy the honey for free. From edibles to
there were only chips on the tree, sealed in a beautiful bag,
in addition, Vinnie found old rubber boots hanging on a branch
It’s unclear who put them here. There was nothing else on the tree and
Vinnie flew down, breaking all the branches he encountered with his butt.     
                                                                
   A fisherman sat on the shore of a large lake, pretending to go fishing.
treated fishing. In order not to freeze, he constantly made big
sips from a flask and, therefore, the appearance of a talking bear descending
which didn’t surprise him (even worse things have happened).  Moreover, the bear
turned out to be very kind and gave him rubber boots. Like after
such a Valuable gift cannot be allowed to walk along the line, that
Vinny did so by crossing to the other side.                    
                                                                
   A sorcerer sitting in a cave was already a familiar phenomenon for him.
nim.True, he was behind bars and promised anything for his
salvation. Vinny had more important things to do and, therefore, without paying attention,
mania for heart-rending screams, he, with the help of a found box, climbed onto
top of the mountain and walked towards the gas station.                    
                                                                
   Having bought a shovel from a drunken watchman with the coins he found, Vinny
began excavations, which were unsuccessful. But, wandering around
forest, he found an old cannon that stood near the rubble, closing
he entrance to the cave. The gun carriage found at the gas station is just right
walked towards her, and one of the pieces of iron caught by the fisherman turned out to be a trunk
crowbar from this cannon and, remembering the Battle of Borodino, Vinnie fired
once from a cannon. When the smoke cleared, Vinnie climbed into the formation
there's a hole.                                                        
                                                                
   The cave turned out to be quite large and Vinna was not happy
limit when he saw Piglet. True, Piglet was on
on the other side of the underground lake and, in addition, it was guarded by an impenetrable
a clear monster. All this was not a very strong obstacle for
bears, in addition, he found a golden key (which probably
sowed Pinocchio) and an empty bottle (which once again proved
that Pinocchio sowed the key not on a sober head).Having fed the hungry Mad Max with chips in one of the caves,
Vinnie received in return a net, with which he caught the bird.
                                                                
   Watering the forest miracle with water from the lake, brought in a bottle,
Vinny felt almost like Timurov’s hero.  Having germinated
received the seed, Winnie climbed onto the top of the giant Flower
tire of another mountain, and soon dug up an old one in the Flowering Forest
a bomb with which he blew up one of the walls in the cave.      
                                                                
   He gave the shovel that was no longer needed to the fisherman.  Received in return
he fed the worm to the bird, which in gratitude brought him
book on magic. The forester replaced the no longer needed net with a fishing rod
and, following the example of the fisherman, Vinnie soon caught a tin can.
                                                                
   Having freed the sorcerer with the help of the key, Vinny gave him a book on
magic, and soon the tin can turned into a hatchet.  Now
it's time to think about Piglet - Vinnie decided and made himself a big one
a slingshot, which he loaded with the found stone. Ladder removed from self-
summer, helped him cross the lake. A well-placed stone
beat the monster, Piglet was saved and now he had to think how
get back tomagical forest.                                
                                                                
   After eating the sausage, Max gave Vinnie the hammer, which was accidentally
dropped on the snake. (Thrill-seekers can try pop-
burp near the tree in this screen). The found lid led Vin-
not a thought about the bucket (from which she came). Having found a trap in the forest, Vin-
neither honestly gave it to the forester, but exchanged the resulting hooks with the fishermen
ka on the hook, with the help of which he pulled the bucket out of the well.    
                                                                
   Having filled the bucket with gasoline and closing it with a lid, Vinnie ran to
not a thought about the bucket (from which it came). Having found a trap in the forest, Vin-
neither honestly gave it to the forester, but exchanged the resulting hooks with the fishermen
ka on the hook, with the help of which he pulled the bucket out of the well.    
                                                                
   Having filled the bucket with gasoline and closing it with a lid, Vinnie ran to
plane, where Piglet was already waiting for him. Filling the plane with gasoline,
he, using the universal crank, started it, and
soon headed for the magical forest.                            
                                                                
P.S. In my version of this game, hold the "L" and "E" keys while loading
you will get something that starts with these letters indefinitely, and
holding numbers 2 at startor 3 you will get to the desired level.   
                                                                
                                           Yuri Vasin (G00D B0Y)
                                                        187-7594
                                                                
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 I repent, I repent. I had to pull... From 0N-LINE.                  
 And I never thought that Vinnie was such a complete drunk...    
                                                                
                                                        ALEX'9b 
                                                                

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